Grumpy Old Man
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Can women have a midlife crisis at 35?
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@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:
Can women have a midlife crisis at 35?
Yes. The Richard Gere thing and now Tim...you may have been in lockdown too long?
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@snowy I watched an IT guy setting up a new pc today, he had really defined forearms, nothing else on him impressed me but seriously after 5mins I thought wtf am I doing staring at this guys arms, not even the whole arm, just wrist to elbow. He was chatting to me obviously so it wasn't that weird but since when am I into forearms?
Must be lockdown batshittery!
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@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:
@snowy I watched an IT guy setting up a new pc today, he had really defined forearms, nothing else on him impressed me but seriously after 5mins I thought wtf am I doing staring at this guys arms, not even the whole arm, just wrist to elbow. He was chatting to me obviously so it wasn't that weird but since when am I into forearms?
Must be lockdown batshittery!
He must be great at Rope climbs.
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@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:
@snowy I watched an IT guy setting up a new pc today, he had really defined forearms, nothing else on him impressed me but seriously after 5mins I thought wtf am I doing staring at this guys arms, not even the whole arm, just wrist to elbow. He was chatting to me obviously so it wasn't that weird but since when am I into forearms?
Must be lockdown batshittery!
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@victor-meldrew yeah they looked nothing like that...
He was like number 10. With different body
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@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:
@victor-meldrew yeah they looked nothing like that...
He was like number 10. With different body
You'd love Tim, our kitchen fitter. Forearms like Popeye. Dunno if he does leather pants and chains though.
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@r-l I'm even more concerned now. No offence to the plethora of IT guys on here, but I wouldn't have thought that they were particularly renowned for attractive forearms but what would I know.
@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:
I quite like men wearing facemasks too now... I like nice eyes
Note to people doing meme type things, have the spell check on.
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@victor-meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:
@victor-meldrew yeah they looked nothing like that...
He was like number 10. With different body
You'd love Tim, our kitchen fitter. Forearms like Popeye. Dunno if he does leather pants and chains though.
Lucky guy, most of us have to settle for two.
Fuck, where is my coat ?
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@r-l Flabby guy, good with computers, forearms like Hercules. Betcha his browsing history could tell a few tales.
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@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:
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@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones what's with the toot toot....
Jesus. It's your band and you have to ask that?
Not sure I like your instrument...
You won't like @JC on the rusty trombone then.
Yeah I could learn a thing or two from you there.
You still playing the pink oboe down the Blue Oyster Bar?
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@bones oooh stop.
What gets me grumpy old woman is dry cake with a serving of attitude.
There has been cake gate today... someone (who thinks she is Mary Berry but is more Susan Boyle) brought in home baked dry lemon drizzle cake, but it's also a docs bday and they've brought in fancy brownies and Krispy kremes. Just had a Krispy Kreme and got the most evil look from Susan Boyle because I don't want cake too. If I'm going to waste 350 cals (I checked) on cake it's going to be a bit fat moist donut oozing with chocolate goodness. Feel sick now but satisfied that the dry old cow is pissed off.Urgh sugar makes me so bitchy
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@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones oooh stop.
What gets me grumpy old woman is dry cake with a serving of attitude.
There has been cake gate today... someone (who thinks she is Mary Berry but is more Susan Boyle) brought in home baked dry lemon drizzle cake, but it's also a docs bday and they've brought in fancy brownies and Krispy kremes. Just had a Krispy Kreme and got the most evil look from Susan Boyle because I don't want cake too. If I'm going to waste 350 cals (I checked) on cake it's going to be a bit fat moist donut oozing with chocolate goodness. Feel sick now but satisfied that the dry old cow is pissed off.Urgh sugar makes me so bitchy
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