Grumpy Old Man
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@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:
@snowy I watched an IT guy setting up a new pc today, he had really defined forearms, nothing else on him impressed me but seriously after 5mins I thought wtf am I doing staring at this guys arms, not even the whole arm, just wrist to elbow. He was chatting to me obviously so it wasn't that weird but since when am I into forearms?
Must be lockdown batshittery!
He must be great at Rope climbs.
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@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:
@snowy I watched an IT guy setting up a new pc today, he had really defined forearms, nothing else on him impressed me but seriously after 5mins I thought wtf am I doing staring at this guys arms, not even the whole arm, just wrist to elbow. He was chatting to me obviously so it wasn't that weird but since when am I into forearms?
Must be lockdown batshittery!
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@victor-meldrew yeah they looked nothing like that...
He was like number 10. With different body
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@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:
@victor-meldrew yeah they looked nothing like that...
He was like number 10. With different body
You'd love Tim, our kitchen fitter. Forearms like Popeye. Dunno if he does leather pants and chains though.
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@r-l I'm even more concerned now. No offence to the plethora of IT guys on here, but I wouldn't have thought that they were particularly renowned for attractive forearms but what would I know.
@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:
I quite like men wearing facemasks too now... I like nice eyes
Note to people doing meme type things, have the spell check on.
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@victor-meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:
@victor-meldrew yeah they looked nothing like that...
He was like number 10. With different body
You'd love Tim, our kitchen fitter. Forearms like Popeye. Dunno if he does leather pants and chains though.
Lucky guy, most of us have to settle for two.
Fuck, where is my coat ?
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@r-l Flabby guy, good with computers, forearms like Hercules. Betcha his browsing history could tell a few tales.
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@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones what's with the toot toot....
Jesus. It's your band and you have to ask that?
Not sure I like your instrument...
You won't like @JC on the rusty trombone then.
Yeah I could learn a thing or two from you there.
You still playing the pink oboe down the Blue Oyster Bar?
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@bones oooh stop.
What gets me grumpy old woman is dry cake with a serving of attitude.
There has been cake gate today... someone (who thinks she is Mary Berry but is more Susan Boyle) brought in home baked dry lemon drizzle cake, but it's also a docs bday and they've brought in fancy brownies and Krispy kremes. Just had a Krispy Kreme and got the most evil look from Susan Boyle because I don't want cake too. If I'm going to waste 350 cals (I checked) on cake it's going to be a bit fat moist donut oozing with chocolate goodness. Feel sick now but satisfied that the dry old cow is pissed off.Urgh sugar makes me so bitchy
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@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones oooh stop.
What gets me grumpy old woman is dry cake with a serving of attitude.
There has been cake gate today... someone (who thinks she is Mary Berry but is more Susan Boyle) brought in home baked dry lemon drizzle cake, but it's also a docs bday and they've brought in fancy brownies and Krispy kremes. Just had a Krispy Kreme and got the most evil look from Susan Boyle because I don't want cake too. If I'm going to waste 350 cals (I checked) on cake it's going to be a bit fat moist donut oozing with chocolate goodness. Feel sick now but satisfied that the dry old cow is pissed off.Urgh sugar makes me so bitchy
My favourite midfielder back in the day, shoulda won far more caps
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@mn5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones oooh stop.
What gets me grumpy old woman is dry cake with a serving of attitude.
There has been cake gate today... someone (who thinks she is Mary Berry but is more Susan Boyle) brought in home baked dry lemon drizzle cake, but it's also a docs bday and they've brought in fancy brownies and Krispy kremes. Just had a Krispy Kreme and got the most evil look from Susan Boyle because I don't want cake too. If I'm going to waste 350 cals (I checked) on cake it's going to be a bit fat moist donut oozing with chocolate goodness. Feel sick now but satisfied that the dry old cow is pissed off.Urgh sugar makes me so bitchy
My favourite midfielder back in the day, shoulda won far more caps
I didn’t know she was a midfielder. Always thought she was hetero.
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@catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:
@mn5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones oooh stop.
What gets me grumpy old woman is dry cake with a serving of attitude.
There has been cake gate today... someone (who thinks she is Mary Berry but is more Susan Boyle) brought in home baked dry lemon drizzle cake, but it's also a docs bday and they've brought in fancy brownies and Krispy kremes. Just had a Krispy Kreme and got the most evil look from Susan Boyle because I don't want cake too. If I'm going to waste 350 cals (I checked) on cake it's going to be a bit fat moist donut oozing with chocolate goodness. Feel sick now but satisfied that the dry old cow is pissed off.Urgh sugar makes me so bitchy
My favourite midfielder back in the day, shoulda won far more caps
I didn’t know she was a midfielder. Always thought she was hetero.
It was tough to break up the Little/Bunce combo to be fair
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A really Grumpy Old Man moment: the Met Service.
Checking the forecasts for kids cricket games and practices, Met Service hourly rain forecasts seem to be made by the work experience kid with a random number generator. Usually starting with predictions two days out for torrential rain, changing in all directions, and ending up in "oops, nothing to see here after all"
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@donsteppa said in Grumpy Old Man:
Usually starting with predictions two days out for torrential rain, changing in all directions, and ending up in "oops, nothing to see here after all"
They do seem to err on the side of caution which was great if you need to justify all of the extra fuel on a flight, not so much when you are fielding calls from parents who don't want their snot nose kids around and are trying to offload them onto you. Met service default to start on a Wednesday with - "Saturday morning will be Hurricane Katrina", then on Thursday "no point in naming the teams, weather will still be shit on Saturday", on Friday - "hmm maybe wash the kid's cricket whites after all".
Saturday postponements none - "lovely day for the kids to be out".
