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@rancid-schnitzel said in Happiness Scale:
@nta said in Happiness Scale:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Happiness Scale:
What would it honestly cost her just to give you 2 minutes (if that) of her time a couple of times a week?
Woah easy there - don't think I could suddenly go to having sex 4 times a week...
And that’s where men enter the retarded stakes. Start complaining about too much sex.
I'm not sure I have it in me anymore. Having said that, being desired is a powerful aphrodisiac, and as I've said before if Mrs CF was gagging for it 4 nights a week I'd happily turn in early to help facilitate that
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Just saw this thread, and quite a good one I though. I have had a change, lived in Aus for 24 years, and as I was due to retire we came back home to NZ. Not a rushed decision as was always coming back, would of perhaps 5-10 years back but was getting to age where I was better to keep going with work etc until retirement. So in October I handed/gave my business over to fella who had been with me since I started and sold house and wife and I returned hame. We originally looked at Hawkes bay to live but couldn't find any houses we fancied where we wanted to live (Waipukurau), so after looking around Waiarapa etc we ended up in Taranaki (don't ask how, we from Levin) and after moving into house etc I can say I am enjoying every moment of my life. I have never been a gardener (who can be in Brisbane anyway) I have been mucking around in garden, generally enjoying living back in small town. Been down to Southern rugby club to have a look at trainings, so will be a supporter there. Get to see my siblings as I want, that are spread around North Island, see my adult daughter and grandkid s(also adult) at times, so actually at times I stop and pinch myself to make sure it all real. I even love driving around the roads as countryside here so beautiful. So in reply to how I am on happiness scale, at moment I right up there! hey and rugby has started so
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Happiness Scale:
@nta said in Happiness Scale:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Happiness Scale:
What would it honestly cost her just to give you 2 minutes (if that) of her time a couple of times a week?
Woah easy there - don't think I could suddenly go to having sex 4 times a week...
And that’s where men enter the retarded stakes. Start complaining about too much sex.
Not intended to be a humblebrag, but it's gonna look like one...
I'm pretty sure the end of my last relationship started with her going down on me unexpectedly, and me kinda saying something like “WTF, give a man some warning”. I mean, her suckling on a shrivelled up cheerio, wasn't really a turn-on.
That devolved into some stupid argument, during which I came to the realisation “I just don't like you”, so that was that.Of course - looking back... young, hot, nympho, single-child of very wealthy parents, and somehow into me despite me being well gone to seed.
Seems a silly decision, but... she simply wasn't a person I wanted to spend time with, other than the 30-seconds a day before sleepy times.
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@kruse said in Happiness Scale:
Not intended to be a humblebrag, but it's gonna look like one...
I'm pretty sure the end of my last relationship started with her going down on me unexpectedly, and me kinda saying something like “WTF, give a man some warning”. I mean, her suckling on a shrivelled up cheerio, wasn't really a turn-on.fluffybunny.
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@nta said in Happiness Scale:
@kruse said in Happiness Scale:
Not intended to be a humblebrag, but it's gonna look like one...
I'm pretty sure the end of my last relationship started with her going down on me unexpectedly, and me kinda saying something like “WTF, give a man some warning”. I mean, her suckling on a shrivelled up cheerio, wasn't really a turn-on.fluffybunny.
Is it better or worse that I gave it all up to now live in the Atacama Desert... far and away droughtier than your drought?
Oh, and I forgot to mention the compromise I'd negotiated a few months earlier... where I'd made her promise to just stay away 1 or 2 days a week (which she took as exactly 1 day a week), and stay at her own goddamn place, and give me some time to be a grumpy old man - alone as god intended.
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@kruse said in Happiness Scale:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Happiness Scale:
@nta said in Happiness Scale:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Happiness Scale:
What would it honestly cost her just to give you 2 minutes (if that) of her time a couple of times a week?
Woah easy there - don't think I could suddenly go to having sex 4 times a week...
And that’s where men enter the retarded stakes. Start complaining about too much sex.
Not intended to be a humblebrag, but it's gonna look like one...
I'm pretty sure the end of my last relationship started with her going down on me unexpectedly, and me kinda saying something like “WTF, give a man some warning”. I mean, her suckling on a shrivelled up cheerio, wasn't really a turn-on.
That devolved into some stupid argument, during which I came to the realisation “I just don't like you”, so that was that.Of course - looking back... young, hot, nympho, single-child of very wealthy parents, and somehow into me despite me being well gone to seed.
Seems a silly decision, but... she simply wasn't a person I wanted to spend time with, other than the 30-seconds a day before sleepy times.
So, sex life back to Atacama Desert level drought.If you wanted her to stop all you had to do was marry her.
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Happiness Scale:
@kruse said in Happiness Scale:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Happiness Scale:
@nta said in Happiness Scale:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Happiness Scale:
What would it honestly cost her just to give you 2 minutes (if that) of her time a couple of times a week?
Woah easy there - don't think I could suddenly go to having sex 4 times a week...
And that’s where men enter the retarded stakes. Start complaining about too much sex.
Not intended to be a humblebrag, but it's gonna look like one...
I'm pretty sure the end of my last relationship started with her going down on me unexpectedly, and me kinda saying something like “WTF, give a man some warning”. I mean, her suckling on a shrivelled up cheerio, wasn't really a turn-on.
That devolved into some stupid argument, during which I came to the realisation “I just don't like you”, so that was that.Of course - looking back... young, hot, nympho, single-child of very wealthy parents, and somehow into me despite me being well gone to seed.
Seems a silly decision, but... she simply wasn't a person I wanted to spend time with, other than the 30-seconds a day before sleepy times.
So, sex life back to Atacama Desert level drought.If you wanted her to stop all you had to do was marry her.
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@bones said in Happiness Scale:
@dan54 said in Happiness Scale:
So in October I handed/gave my business over to fella who had been with me since I started and sold house and wife and I returned hame.
How much did you get for the wife?
If anyone would know about buying or selling wives it would be someone like @Bones
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@mn5 said in Happiness Scale:
@bones said in Happiness Scale:
@dan54 said in Happiness Scale:
So in October I handed/gave my business over to fella who had been with me since I started and sold house and wife and I returned hame.
How much did you get for the wife?
If anyone would know about buying or selling wives it would be someone like @Bones
Need to know what the market is like in Aus
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@bones said in Happiness Scale:
@mn5 said in Happiness Scale:
@bones said in Happiness Scale:
@dan54 said in Happiness Scale:
So in October I handed/gave my business over to fella who had been with me since I started and sold house and wife and I returned hame.
How much did you get for the wife?
If anyone would know about buying or selling wives it would be someone like @Bones
Need to know what the market is like in Aus
You’re on the right forum. There’s loads of desperate Australians on here
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@mn5 said in Happiness Scale:
@bones said in Happiness Scale:
@mn5 said in Happiness Scale:
@bones said in Happiness Scale:
@dan54 said in Happiness Scale:
So in October I handed/gave my business over to fella who had been with me since I started and sold house and wife and I returned hame.
How much did you get for the wife?
If anyone would know about buying or selling wives it would be someone like @Bones
Need to know what the market is like in Aus
You’re on the right forum. There’s loads of desperate Australians on here
That me
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@nta said in Happiness Scale:
@mn5 said in Happiness Scale:
@bones said in Happiness Scale:
@mn5 said in Happiness Scale:
@bones said in Happiness Scale:
@dan54 said in Happiness Scale:
So in October I handed/gave my business over to fella who had been with me since I started and sold house and wife and I returned hame.
How much did you get for the wife?
If anyone would know about buying or selling wives it would be someone like @Bones
Need to know what the market is like in Aus
You’re on the right forum. There’s loads of desperate Australians on here
That me
how much did you pay for dan wife
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@bones said in Happiness Scale:
@dan54 said in Happiness Scale:
So in October I handed/gave my business over to fella who had been with me since I started and sold house and wife and I returned hame.
How much did you get for the wife?
I'd expect that the market for wives on loan is stronger than permanent sale
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@bones said in Happiness Scale:
@nta said in Happiness Scale:
@mn5 said in Happiness Scale:
@bones said in Happiness Scale:
@mn5 said in Happiness Scale:
@bones said in Happiness Scale:
@dan54 said in Happiness Scale:
So in October I handed/gave my business over to fella who had been with me since I started and sold house and wife and I returned hame.
How much did you get for the wife?
If anyone would know about buying or selling wives it would be someone like @Bones
Need to know what the market is like in Aus
You’re on the right forum. There’s loads of desperate Australians on here
That me
how much did you pay for dan wife
All of it.
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