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@rancid-schnitzel said in Happiness Scale:
@kruse said in Happiness Scale:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Happiness Scale:
@nta said in Happiness Scale:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Happiness Scale:
What would it honestly cost her just to give you 2 minutes (if that) of her time a couple of times a week?
Woah easy there - don't think I could suddenly go to having sex 4 times a week...
And that’s where men enter the retarded stakes. Start complaining about too much sex.
Not intended to be a humblebrag, but it's gonna look like one...
I'm pretty sure the end of my last relationship started with her going down on me unexpectedly, and me kinda saying something like “WTF, give a man some warning”. I mean, her suckling on a shrivelled up cheerio, wasn't really a turn-on.
That devolved into some stupid argument, during which I came to the realisation “I just don't like you”, so that was that.Of course - looking back... young, hot, nympho, single-child of very wealthy parents, and somehow into me despite me being well gone to seed.
Seems a silly decision, but... she simply wasn't a person I wanted to spend time with, other than the 30-seconds a day before sleepy times.
So, sex life back to Atacama Desert level drought.If you wanted her to stop all you had to do was marry her.
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@bones said in Happiness Scale:
@dan54 said in Happiness Scale:
So in October I handed/gave my business over to fella who had been with me since I started and sold house and wife and I returned hame.
How much did you get for the wife?
If anyone would know about buying or selling wives it would be someone like @Bones
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@mn5 said in Happiness Scale:
@bones said in Happiness Scale:
@dan54 said in Happiness Scale:
So in October I handed/gave my business over to fella who had been with me since I started and sold house and wife and I returned hame.
How much did you get for the wife?
If anyone would know about buying or selling wives it would be someone like @Bones
Need to know what the market is like in Aus
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@bones said in Happiness Scale:
@mn5 said in Happiness Scale:
@bones said in Happiness Scale:
@dan54 said in Happiness Scale:
So in October I handed/gave my business over to fella who had been with me since I started and sold house and wife and I returned hame.
How much did you get for the wife?
If anyone would know about buying or selling wives it would be someone like @Bones
Need to know what the market is like in Aus
You’re on the right forum. There’s loads of desperate Australians on here
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@mn5 said in Happiness Scale:
@bones said in Happiness Scale:
@mn5 said in Happiness Scale:
@bones said in Happiness Scale:
@dan54 said in Happiness Scale:
So in October I handed/gave my business over to fella who had been with me since I started and sold house and wife and I returned hame.
How much did you get for the wife?
If anyone would know about buying or selling wives it would be someone like @Bones
Need to know what the market is like in Aus
You’re on the right forum. There’s loads of desperate Australians on here
That me
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@nta said in Happiness Scale:
@mn5 said in Happiness Scale:
@bones said in Happiness Scale:
@mn5 said in Happiness Scale:
@bones said in Happiness Scale:
@dan54 said in Happiness Scale:
So in October I handed/gave my business over to fella who had been with me since I started and sold house and wife and I returned hame.
How much did you get for the wife?
If anyone would know about buying or selling wives it would be someone like @Bones
Need to know what the market is like in Aus
You’re on the right forum. There’s loads of desperate Australians on here
That me
how much did you pay for dan wife
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@bones said in Happiness Scale:
@dan54 said in Happiness Scale:
So in October I handed/gave my business over to fella who had been with me since I started and sold house and wife and I returned hame.
How much did you get for the wife?
I'd expect that the market for wives on loan is stronger than permanent sale
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@bones said in Happiness Scale:
@nta said in Happiness Scale:
@mn5 said in Happiness Scale:
@bones said in Happiness Scale:
@mn5 said in Happiness Scale:
@bones said in Happiness Scale:
@dan54 said in Happiness Scale:
So in October I handed/gave my business over to fella who had been with me since I started and sold house and wife and I returned hame.
How much did you get for the wife?
If anyone would know about buying or selling wives it would be someone like @Bones
Need to know what the market is like in Aus
You’re on the right forum. There’s loads of desperate Australians on here
That me
how much did you pay for dan wife
All of it.
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@catogrande said in Happiness Scale:
@victor-meldrew Oh and a quick tip, if you intend to use a Baby Burco for boiling everything up in, get one without an exposed element.
Tks for the tip - great to know.
Book arrived. I'm going to try a few recipes but cut down the amounts a fair fit and do as much a I can on the stove. Not a huge beer drinker.
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Bloody gorgeous spring day here in Kernow. Have a meal in the slo-cooker for when Mrs Meldrew returns in a couple of hours and have discovered an absolutely brilliant Limoux Chardonnay.
Life is good - again.
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@bones said in Happiness Scale:
@dan54 said in Happiness Scale:
So in October I handed/gave my business over to fella who had been with me since I started and sold house and wife and I returned hame.
How much did you get for the wife?
Do you mean in camels or cash equivalent?
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@voodoo said in Happiness Scale:
@bones said in Happiness Scale:
@jc camels? Gezzuz mate, I'm hardly a Wellingtonian on 6 figures.
You're barely even a Wellingtonian
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@victor-meldrew said in Happiness Scale:
Bloody gorgeous spring day here in Kernow. Have a meal in the slo-cooker for when Mrs Meldrew returns in a couple of hours and have discovered an absolutely brilliant Limoux Chardonnay.
Life is good - again.
Cleaned snd fired up the BBQ today! Epic
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@bones said in Happiness Scale:
@dan54 said in Happiness Scale:
So in October I handed/gave my business over to fella who had been with me since I started and sold house and wife and I returned hame.
How much did you get for the wife?
Seems I got to remember english lessons, and put in commas huh?
I actually still got mate, we actually married at 18, so I figured she got too many miles on clock to get a decent price !
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