Awesome stuff you see on the internet
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@r-l said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@pakman I've seen breaking bad so l I think id know what I'm doing... and i have a contact in NZ who is familiar with this sort of thing, although he may just keep the bodies instead of disposing them...
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@mikethesnow There was a feature on BBC World Service a couple of weeks ago that had three blind cooks talking about how they felt lack of vision improved their cooking. One was a UK marine who lost his sight and then his wife to cancer and had to learn to cook, another who wrote a cookbook for blind people and the third - I assume - was this woman. Won Masterchef USA, opened a couple of Vietnamese restaurants and has a best selling cookbook. Bloody inspiring stuff.
Wish I could bake that good a pie.
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@victor-meldrew said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
All rise for The Honourable Dutch member
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Holy Crap. Moron with metal detector finds a WW2 bomb and tries to sell it on eBay.
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@victor-meldrew I mean, come on. They can't be that rare.
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We were having a discussion at work after we found a young fella hiding in the front seat footwell of a car. He was naked and there were tissues and a penis shaped dildo on the front seat. Does it mean you are not as straight as you thought you were if you use a penis shaped dildo?
Asking for @Bones...
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@crazy-horse said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
Does it mean you are not as straight as you thought you were if you use a penis shaped dildo?
I suspect that the answer to that is Occam's razor.
I would question what other shape of dildo he might have used? You are in Queensland so the answers may be more varied than my imagination allows.
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Not fact checked, but noooo!
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@snowy well I did find a 70 odd year old guy in the park, pants down and sitting next to (not on) a cucumber. Not exactly penis shaped I suppose.
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@taniwharugby said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
Not fact checked, but noooo!
Fish don't have tongues but still gross.
Pretty sure there is a QI episode with that in it.
Here it is with some equally disgusting other stuff in the article:
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@crazy-horse said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@snowy well I did find a 70 odd year old guy in the park, pants down and sitting next to (not on) a cucumber. Not exactly penis shaped I suppose.
Some people find my old job interesting (others not so much) but your life experiences take some beating. I'm going to assume the best there, and assume that he needed to go to the loo was caught with his pants down and was going to make some sandwiches for a tea party. No crusts of course.
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@snowy I didn't mention the younger man kneeling in front of him. Must have been helping the old fella go to the loo...
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@crazy-horse said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@snowy I didn't mention the younger man kneeling in front of him. Must have been helping the old fella go to the loo...
Yes that'll be it. We needn't go any further.
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@crazy-horse If it'd been Napier he might have been the old guy I saw in the loo of the Cinema there at 11:00 in the morning. From the sounds he was making and the ... ah consistency of his ... 'urine' seemed like he'd been at it for a while. I didn't hang around to enquire.
School holidays too.
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@dogmeat said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@crazy-horse If it'd been Napier he might have been the old guy I saw in the loo of the Cinema there at 11:00 in the morning. From the sounds he was making and the ... ah consistency of his ... 'urine' seemed like he'd been at it for a while. I didn't hang around to enquire.
School holidays too.
So you've met some the Hawkes Ferners then? Well one anyway.
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