Bogans with kids
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On this……
I’m still FB friends with a chick that I was seeing and she was tagged in a post with a new baby called……………Royaltee ( exact spelling )…..such a classic bogan move to fuck with the spelling of what they think is a posh sounding name.
Christ on a bike I dodged a bullet there.
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@mn5 I wonder if that is just what they call the kid, cos reading further down in the article, sounds like that would def get declined
The Registrar-General of Births, Deaths and Marriages' 2020 rejection list showed
Roya Ltee, Royal, Royal-Blue, Royal-Reign, Royalty, Royalty-Rain, Royele-Blue, and Royell are among the 44 names shot down.
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@taniwharugby said in Bogans with kids:
@mn5 I wonder if that is just what they call the kid, cos reading further down in the article, sounds like that would def get declined
The Registrar-General of Births, Deaths and Marriages' 2020 rejection list showed
Roya Ltee, Royal, Royal-Blue, Royal-Reign, Royalty, Royalty-Rain, Royele-Blue, and Royell are among the 44 names shot down.
Well, I’m not gonna reach out and ask so I’m assuming they got by with “Royaltee” on a technicality
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@taniwharugby What about
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@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
@machpants said in Bogans with kids:
So good that we have a professional meme maker on the fern !
The pressionalism of the meme is in inverse proportion to the boganism of the name!
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@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
@machpants said in Bogans with kids:
So good that we have a professional meme maker on the fern !
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@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
@machpants said in Bogans with kids:
So good that we have a professional meme maker on the fern !
I may have been whooshed with this but that might work if she was on a golf course. Royaltea on the other hand...
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@virgil said in Bogans with kids:
@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
@machpants said in Bogans with kids:
So good that we have a professional meme maker on the fern !
Someone has upset the king.
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@snowy said in Bogans with kids:
@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
@machpants said in Bogans with kids:
So good that we have a professional meme maker on the fern !
I may have been whooshed with this but that might work if she was on a golf course. Royaltea on the other hand...
That would be making some big assumptions, like the parents being able to spell, or even knowing the constituent parts of golf equipment! Also I couldn’t find a pic of the queen playing golf
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@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
On this……
I’m still FB friends with a chick that I was seeing and she was tagged in a post with a new baby called……………Royaltee ( exact spelling )…..such a classic bogan move to fuck with the spelling of what they think is a posh sounding name.
Christ on a bike I dodged a bullet there.
Jesus! I hope she had other ahem qualities that made up for that.
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Bogans with kids:
@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
On this……
I’m still FB friends with a chick that I was seeing and she was tagged in a post with a new baby called……………Royaltee ( exact spelling )…..such a classic bogan move to fuck with the spelling of what they think is a posh sounding name.
Christ on a bike I dodged a bullet there.
Jesus! I hope she had other ahem qualities that made up for that.
Yes….and I hasten to add the baby wasn’t hers it was her dirtbag mates who mercifully I never actually met.
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@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Bogans with kids:
@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
On this……
I’m still FB friends with a chick that I was seeing and she was tagged in a post with a new baby called……………Royaltee ( exact spelling )…..such a classic bogan move to fuck with the spelling of what they think is a posh sounding name.
Christ on a bike I dodged a bullet there.
Jesus! I hope she had other ahem qualities that made up for that.
Yes….and I hasten to add the baby wasn’t hers it was her dirtbag mates who mercifully I never actually met.
I was about to add if you’d checked what you were doing 9 months ago….
One thought that now freaks me out now (although I was more blinded by Mr Cøck at the time) is hooking up with someone on Tinder, somehow getting them pregnant and then then finding out you’re now bound by blood to extreme bogan stock. Fark.
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Bogans with kids:
@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Bogans with kids:
@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
On this……
I’m still FB friends with a chick that I was seeing and she was tagged in a post with a new baby called……………Royaltee ( exact spelling )…..such a classic bogan move to fuck with the spelling of what they think is a posh sounding name.
Christ on a bike I dodged a bullet there.
Jesus! I hope she had other ahem qualities that made up for that.
Yes….and I hasten to add the baby wasn’t hers it was her dirtbag mates who mercifully I never actually met.
I was about to add if you’d checked what you were doing 9 months ago….
One thought that now freaks me out now (although I was more blinded by Mr Cøck at the time) is hooking up with someone on Tinder, somehow getting them pregnant and then then finding out you’re now bound by blood to extreme bogan stock. Fark.
Less likely at our age than years ago luckily.
But you make a good point, they can have excessive tatts ( kids names are a standard ), badly dyed hair, piercings and all the rest and still be hot in a “I want to fuck you, no way will I want my family/mates to meet you” kind of way.
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@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Bogans with kids:
@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Bogans with kids:
@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
On this……
I’m still FB friends with a chick that I was seeing and she was tagged in a post with a new baby called……………Royaltee ( exact spelling )…..such a classic bogan move to fuck with the spelling of what they think is a posh sounding name.
Christ on a bike I dodged a bullet there.
Jesus! I hope she had other ahem qualities that made up for that.
Yes….and I hasten to add the baby wasn’t hers it was her dirtbag mates who mercifully I never actually met.
I was about to add if you’d checked what you were doing 9 months ago….
One thought that now freaks me out now (although I was more blinded by Mr Cøck at the time) is hooking up with someone on Tinder, somehow getting them pregnant and then then finding out you’re now bound by blood to extreme bogan stock. Fark.
Less likely at our age than years ago luckily.
But you make a good point, they can have excessive tatts ( kids names are a standard ), badly dyed hair, piercings and all the rest and still be hot in a “I want to fuck you, no way will I want my family/mates to meet you” kind of way.
Especially if you’ve already made the effort to get dressed and leave the house.
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She never stood a chance in life...
A teenager who crashed a stolen car into a rock, brandished an imitation pistol at police officers and took off in their patrol car has been jailed for two years and two months.
The sentence also came with a warning: she now faces the prospect of being “in and out of jail for your adult life”.
Both were issued to Mykky Icclessiastes Illusion X-Calibur Maxinmus Walker, 18, at Rotorua District Court on Thursday by Judge Greg Hollister-Jones.
Walker, who appeared via audiovisual link, had earlier entered guilty pleas to threatening to kill police officers, using an imitation firearm to prevent arrest, unlawful vehicle use, failing to stop and aggravated robbery.
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@bovidae said in Bogans with kids:
Maxinmus
So parents were fans of Gladiator, and unsurprisingly, not great at spelling?
