Bogans with kids
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@mn5 and the kid called Metallica, apparently has the middle Name "And Justice For All"
Seriously, it will be a miracle if that kid doesnt end up in prison!!
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@taniwharugby said in Bogans with kids:
@Virgil your kids mates?
Metal as: Kiwi mum names kids Metallica, Slayer and Pantera
Calls for the three young headbangers to be given tickets to the bands' gigs for life.
Saw that, could be the same Metallica. Not sure the one that started this whole thread goes to our girls school anymore.
My girls certainly disobeyed me when i instructed them to be-friend her so i can tell everyone we are mates with Metallica....
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@taniwharugby said in Bogans with kids:
@mn5 and the kid called Metallica, apparently has the middle Name "And Justice For All"
Seriously, it will be a miracle if that kid doesnt end up in prison!!
I don’t think Bogans think things through that logically……there should be more stringent laws against certain names.
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On this……
I’m still FB friends with a chick that I was seeing and she was tagged in a post with a new baby called……………Royaltee ( exact spelling )…..such a classic bogan move to fuck with the spelling of what they think is a posh sounding name.
Christ on a bike I dodged a bullet there.
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@mn5 I wonder if that is just what they call the kid, cos reading further down in the article, sounds like that would def get declined
The Registrar-General of Births, Deaths and Marriages' 2020 rejection list showed
Roya Ltee, Royal, Royal-Blue, Royal-Reign, Royalty, Royalty-Rain, Royele-Blue, and Royell are among the 44 names shot down.
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@taniwharugby said in Bogans with kids:
@mn5 I wonder if that is just what they call the kid, cos reading further down in the article, sounds like that would def get declined
The Registrar-General of Births, Deaths and Marriages' 2020 rejection list showed
Roya Ltee, Royal, Royal-Blue, Royal-Reign, Royalty, Royalty-Rain, Royele-Blue, and Royell are among the 44 names shot down.
Well, I’m not gonna reach out and ask so I’m assuming they got by with “Royaltee” on a technicality
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@taniwharugby What about
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@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
@machpants said in Bogans with kids:
So good that we have a professional meme maker on the fern !
The pressionalism of the meme is in inverse proportion to the boganism of the name!
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@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
@machpants said in Bogans with kids:
So good that we have a professional meme maker on the fern !
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@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
@machpants said in Bogans with kids:
So good that we have a professional meme maker on the fern !
I may have been whooshed with this but that might work if she was on a golf course. Royaltea on the other hand...
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@virgil said in Bogans with kids:
@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
@machpants said in Bogans with kids:
So good that we have a professional meme maker on the fern !
Someone has upset the king.
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@snowy said in Bogans with kids:
@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
@machpants said in Bogans with kids:
So good that we have a professional meme maker on the fern !
I may have been whooshed with this but that might work if she was on a golf course. Royaltea on the other hand...
That would be making some big assumptions, like the parents being able to spell, or even knowing the constituent parts of golf equipment! Also I couldn’t find a pic of the queen playing golf
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@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
On this……
I’m still FB friends with a chick that I was seeing and she was tagged in a post with a new baby called……………Royaltee ( exact spelling )…..such a classic bogan move to fuck with the spelling of what they think is a posh sounding name.
Christ on a bike I dodged a bullet there.
Jesus! I hope she had other ahem qualities that made up for that.
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Bogans with kids:
@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
On this……
I’m still FB friends with a chick that I was seeing and she was tagged in a post with a new baby called……………Royaltee ( exact spelling )…..such a classic bogan move to fuck with the spelling of what they think is a posh sounding name.
Christ on a bike I dodged a bullet there.
Jesus! I hope she had other ahem qualities that made up for that.
Yes….and I hasten to add the baby wasn’t hers it was her dirtbag mates who mercifully I never actually met.
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@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Bogans with kids:
@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
On this……
I’m still FB friends with a chick that I was seeing and she was tagged in a post with a new baby called……………Royaltee ( exact spelling )…..such a classic bogan move to fuck with the spelling of what they think is a posh sounding name.
Christ on a bike I dodged a bullet there.
Jesus! I hope she had other ahem qualities that made up for that.
Yes….and I hasten to add the baby wasn’t hers it was her dirtbag mates who mercifully I never actually met.
I was about to add if you’d checked what you were doing 9 months ago….
One thought that now freaks me out now (although I was more blinded by Mr Cøck at the time) is hooking up with someone on Tinder, somehow getting them pregnant and then then finding out you’re now bound by blood to extreme bogan stock. Fark.
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Bogans with kids:
@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Bogans with kids:
@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
On this……
I’m still FB friends with a chick that I was seeing and she was tagged in a post with a new baby called……………Royaltee ( exact spelling )…..such a classic bogan move to fuck with the spelling of what they think is a posh sounding name.
Christ on a bike I dodged a bullet there.
Jesus! I hope she had other ahem qualities that made up for that.
Yes….and I hasten to add the baby wasn’t hers it was her dirtbag mates who mercifully I never actually met.
I was about to add if you’d checked what you were doing 9 months ago….
One thought that now freaks me out now (although I was more blinded by Mr Cøck at the time) is hooking up with someone on Tinder, somehow getting them pregnant and then then finding out you’re now bound by blood to extreme bogan stock. Fark.
Less likely at our age than years ago luckily.
But you make a good point, they can have excessive tatts ( kids names are a standard ), badly dyed hair, piercings and all the rest and still be hot in a “I want to fuck you, no way will I want my family/mates to meet you” kind of way.
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@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Bogans with kids:
@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Bogans with kids:
@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
On this……
I’m still FB friends with a chick that I was seeing and she was tagged in a post with a new baby called……………Royaltee ( exact spelling )…..such a classic bogan move to fuck with the spelling of what they think is a posh sounding name.
Christ on a bike I dodged a bullet there.
Jesus! I hope she had other ahem qualities that made up for that.
Yes….and I hasten to add the baby wasn’t hers it was her dirtbag mates who mercifully I never actually met.
I was about to add if you’d checked what you were doing 9 months ago….
One thought that now freaks me out now (although I was more blinded by Mr Cøck at the time) is hooking up with someone on Tinder, somehow getting them pregnant and then then finding out you’re now bound by blood to extreme bogan stock. Fark.
Less likely at our age than years ago luckily.
But you make a good point, they can have excessive tatts ( kids names are a standard ), badly dyed hair, piercings and all the rest and still be hot in a “I want to fuck you, no way will I want my family/mates to meet you” kind of way.
Especially if you’ve already made the effort to get dressed and leave the house.
