Bogans with kids
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@Catogrande said in Bogans with kids:
@Machpants Gets met specially by an air ambulance, re-routed to a more suitable hospital on inspection and the parents first thought is to complain.
Bogan is as bogan does, I guess.
Exactly. Having had a stint in hospital myself lately my ( and I'd imagine most folks ) initial response is to thank and praise emergency staff for doing the amazing stuff they do.
Fucken munters.
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@booboo said in Bogans with kids:
Do they're no longer friends with the dog owner?
Feel for the dog: gets strangled, gets ... well ...
Agreed. Dogs running around in an excited state and parents of a three year old think it's fine he approaches a strange dog and attempts to strangle it. Dog and owner now face a high price. Kid is psychologically impacted . Parents complain about first world health care response.
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Probably smelt more like smoke than teen spirit.
Hopefully she’s all apologies when she’s older.
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@antipodean said in Bogans with kids:
@raznomore said in Bogans with kids:
Im not straying too far into this discussion....
Im not sure if I mentioned this before but my now former kiwi neighbours from across the road named their kids Lexus, Mercedes, Shelby & Chevrolet. Shelby the only boy.
Not joking, Shelby would not have been my first guess. Mercedes will definitely be a stripper.
It's the ultimate petrolhead pickup line: Chev? Roll, eh?
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New Zealand Mom Has Reportedly Named Her Three Children Metallica, Slayer, and Pantera
A New Zealand mom has apparently named her three children Metallica, Slayer, and Pantera, as reported by documentary filmmaker David Farrier.
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@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
Probably smelt more like smoke than teen spirit.
Hopefully she’s all apologies when she’s older.
First thing they should do in their rebuild is buy a smaller fridge.
And pick a different type of heater to leave an unsupervised 2yo around...
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@nta said in Bogans with kids:
@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
Probably smelt more like smoke than teen spirit.
Hopefully she’s all apologies when she’s older.
First thing they should do in their rebuild is buy a smaller fridge.
And pick a different type of heater to leave an unsupervised 2yo around...
Yeah the family all look pretty partial to takeaways by the looks of things.
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@Virgil your kids mates?
Metal as: Kiwi mum names kids Metallica, Slayer and Pantera
Calls for the three young headbangers to be given tickets to the bands' gigs for life.
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@taniwharugby said in Bogans with kids:
@Virgil your kids mates?
Metal as: Kiwi mum names kids Metallica, Slayer and Pantera
Calls for the three young headbangers to be given tickets to the bands' gigs for life.
I did share this but your link works better.
The photo showing the Mum COULD NOT be more bogan if she tried. Tattooed, pierced, holding a crossbow, wearing a swannie…..all she needs is a bottle of JD and a Holden in the backyard but the photo could only fit so much I guess.
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@mn5 and the kid called Metallica, apparently has the middle Name "And Justice For All"
Seriously, it will be a miracle if that kid doesnt end up in prison!!
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@taniwharugby said in Bogans with kids:
@Virgil your kids mates?
Metal as: Kiwi mum names kids Metallica, Slayer and Pantera
Calls for the three young headbangers to be given tickets to the bands' gigs for life.
Saw that, could be the same Metallica. Not sure the one that started this whole thread goes to our girls school anymore.
My girls certainly disobeyed me when i instructed them to be-friend her so i can tell everyone we are mates with Metallica....
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@taniwharugby said in Bogans with kids:
@mn5 and the kid called Metallica, apparently has the middle Name "And Justice For All"
Seriously, it will be a miracle if that kid doesnt end up in prison!!
I don’t think Bogans think things through that logically……there should be more stringent laws against certain names.
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On this……
I’m still FB friends with a chick that I was seeing and she was tagged in a post with a new baby called……………Royaltee ( exact spelling )…..such a classic bogan move to fuck with the spelling of what they think is a posh sounding name.
Christ on a bike I dodged a bullet there.
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@mn5 I wonder if that is just what they call the kid, cos reading further down in the article, sounds like that would def get declined
The Registrar-General of Births, Deaths and Marriages' 2020 rejection list showed
Roya Ltee, Royal, Royal-Blue, Royal-Reign, Royalty, Royalty-Rain, Royele-Blue, and Royell are among the 44 names shot down.
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@taniwharugby said in Bogans with kids:
@mn5 I wonder if that is just what they call the kid, cos reading further down in the article, sounds like that would def get declined
The Registrar-General of Births, Deaths and Marriages' 2020 rejection list showed
Roya Ltee, Royal, Royal-Blue, Royal-Reign, Royalty, Royalty-Rain, Royele-Blue, and Royell are among the 44 names shot down.
Well, I’m not gonna reach out and ask so I’m assuming they got by with “Royaltee” on a technicality
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@taniwharugby What about
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@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
@machpants said in Bogans with kids:
So good that we have a professional meme maker on the fern !
The pressionalism of the meme is in inverse proportion to the boganism of the name!
