Bogans with kids
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@raznomore said in Bogans with kids:
Im not straying too far into this discussion....
Im not sure if I mentioned this before but my now former kiwi neighbours from across the road named their kids Lexus, Mercedes, Shelby & Chevrolet. Shelby the only boy.
Not joking, Shelby would not have been my first guess. Mercedes will definitely be a stripper.
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@Machpants Because I believe in effective time management (read "judge book by its cover") nothing in that story surprises me. It does however further cement my prejudices.
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@Crucial said in Bogans with kids:
@MN5 said in Bogans with kids:
He might be a bit Paranoid next time he sees a dog.....
That’s as bad as your Star Wars memes.
Edit: although I do think he’ll mullet over before going in for a cuddle.Sabbath......bloody Sabbath
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@Machpants Gets met specially by an air ambulance, re-routed to a more suitable hospital on inspection and the parents first thought is to complain.
Bogan is as bogan does, I guess.
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@Catogrande said in Bogans with kids:
@Machpants Gets met specially by an air ambulance, re-routed to a more suitable hospital on inspection and the parents first thought is to complain.
Bogan is as bogan does, I guess.
Exactly. Having had a stint in hospital myself lately my ( and I'd imagine most folks ) initial response is to thank and praise emergency staff for doing the amazing stuff they do.
Fucken munters.
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@booboo said in Bogans with kids:
Do they're no longer friends with the dog owner?
Feel for the dog: gets strangled, gets ... well ...
Agreed. Dogs running around in an excited state and parents of a three year old think it's fine he approaches a strange dog and attempts to strangle it. Dog and owner now face a high price. Kid is psychologically impacted . Parents complain about first world health care response.
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Probably smelt more like smoke than teen spirit.
Hopefully she’s all apologies when she’s older.
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@antipodean said in Bogans with kids:
@raznomore said in Bogans with kids:
Im not straying too far into this discussion....
Im not sure if I mentioned this before but my now former kiwi neighbours from across the road named their kids Lexus, Mercedes, Shelby & Chevrolet. Shelby the only boy.
Not joking, Shelby would not have been my first guess. Mercedes will definitely be a stripper.
It's the ultimate petrolhead pickup line: Chev? Roll, eh?
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New Zealand Mom Has Reportedly Named Her Three Children Metallica, Slayer, and Pantera
A New Zealand mom has apparently named her three children Metallica, Slayer, and Pantera, as reported by documentary filmmaker David Farrier.
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@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
Probably smelt more like smoke than teen spirit.
Hopefully she’s all apologies when she’s older.
First thing they should do in their rebuild is buy a smaller fridge.
And pick a different type of heater to leave an unsupervised 2yo around...
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@nta said in Bogans with kids:
@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
Probably smelt more like smoke than teen spirit.
Hopefully she’s all apologies when she’s older.
First thing they should do in their rebuild is buy a smaller fridge.
And pick a different type of heater to leave an unsupervised 2yo around...
Yeah the family all look pretty partial to takeaways by the looks of things.
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@Virgil your kids mates?
Metal as: Kiwi mum names kids Metallica, Slayer and Pantera
Calls for the three young headbangers to be given tickets to the bands' gigs for life.
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@taniwharugby said in Bogans with kids:
@Virgil your kids mates?
Metal as: Kiwi mum names kids Metallica, Slayer and Pantera
Calls for the three young headbangers to be given tickets to the bands' gigs for life.
I did share this but your link works better.
The photo showing the Mum COULD NOT be more bogan if she tried. Tattooed, pierced, holding a crossbow, wearing a swannie…..all she needs is a bottle of JD and a Holden in the backyard but the photo could only fit so much I guess.
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@mn5 and the kid called Metallica, apparently has the middle Name "And Justice For All"
Seriously, it will be a miracle if that kid doesnt end up in prison!!
