All Blacks 2021
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Eat lots of ice cream and you too could develop the slim, athletic physique of Ian Foster.
https://twitter.com/AllBlacks/status/1414113238753550348?s=19
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Oh for fuck sake @sparky that's just finding fault for the sake of it.
We're not going to lose a test because Ethan had some orange choc chip ice cream.
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The scene as the All Blacks bus nears a dairy.
Foster: Fozzy needs foooood. Fozzy needs ice cream. Driver, pull over. I need fooooooooood.
Plumtree: What about the lads?
Foster: They can have ice cream too. Ethan can have triple scoop. And George Bridge can have a fourth scoop coz I like him.
Plumtree: Ice cream stop boys. But remember, don't push in front of the coach in the food queue. Ngani Laumape forgot that rule last year and look what happened to him.
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The scene as the All Blacks bus nears a dairy.
Foster: Fozzy needs foooood. Fozzy needs ice cream. Driver, pull over. I need fooooooooood.
Plumtree: What about the lads?
Foster: They can have ice cream too. Ethan can have triple scoop. And George Bridge can have a fourth scoop coz I like him.
Plumtree: Ice cream stop boys. But remember, don't push in front of the coach in the food queue. Ngani Laumape forgot that rule last year and look what happened to him.
When Plumtree saaid they needed to be more physical I didn't realize they needed to bulk up with more ice cream...
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The scene as the All Blacks bus nears a dairy.
Foster: Fozzy needs foooood. Fozzy needs ice cream. Driver, pull over. I need fooooooooood.
Plumtree: What about the lads?
Foster: They can have ice cream too. Ethan can have triple scoop. And George Bridge can have a fourth scoop coz I like him.
Plumtree: Ice cream stop boys. But remember, don't push in front of the coach in the food queue. Ngani Laumape forgot that rule last year and look what happened to him.
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@voodoo said in All Blacks 2021:
@tim said in All Blacks 2021:
Great to see Ardie back, that's the left wing spot sorted.
2nd 5/8?
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That's real dedication as Pokeno is a small detour now. I hope the ABs went to the right shop, not the imposters.
@bovidae said in All Blacks 2021:
That's real dedication as Pokeno is a small detour now. I hope the ABs went to the right shop, not the imposters.
You really should work in tourism, I can just imagine the sign on the road:
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@booboo said in All Blacks 2021:
I miss orange choc chip ice cream...
I gave ice cream a few years ago on my dentist's advice. I don't miss it.
I hope they play Ardie at 7, I shouldn't need to write that.
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@bovidae said in All Blacks 2021:
That's real dedication as Pokeno is a small detour now. I hope the ABs went to the right shop, not the imposters.
You really should work in tourism, I can just imagine the sign on the road:
Pokeno: the small detour -
I hope they play Ardie at 7, I shouldn't need to write that.
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@sparky I'm shocked that Bower was ever considered a test option in the first place. Nothing against the guy, but he's nowhere near AB standard.
@african-monkey said in All Blacks 2021:
@sparky I'm shocked that Bower was ever considered a test option in the first place. Nothing against the guy, but he's nowhere near AB standard.
Project.
Not concerned about LH, as selectors have plenty of options, many of whom are good scrummagers.
Still short of that at TH, where Nepo is the only A grade, but no faster than a tractor.
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@african-monkey said in All Blacks 2021:
@sparky I'm shocked that Bower was ever considered a test option in the first place. Nothing against the guy, but he's nowhere near AB standard.
Project.
Not concerned about LH, as selectors have plenty of options, many of whom are good scrummagers.
Still short of that at TH, where Nepo is the only A grade, but no faster than a tractor.
@pakman said in All Blacks 2021:
@african-monkey said in All Blacks 2021:
@sparky I'm shocked that Bower was ever considered a test option in the first place. Nothing against the guy, but he's nowhere near AB standard.
Project.
Not concerned about LH, as selectors have plenty of options, many of whom are good scrummagers.
Still short of that at TH, where Nepo is the only A grade, but no faster than a tractor.
Not faster than the JCB Fastrac Two-217 km/h!
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@nostrildamus
With Papali'i not fit, Savea is the best option at openside.@cgrant said in All Blacks 2021:
@nostrildamus
With Papali'i not fit, Savea is the best option at openside.I don't think many on this site would disagree. Question is though, where should Papali'i rank if all 7s are fit?
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@pakman said in All Blacks 2021:
@african-monkey said in All Blacks 2021:
@sparky I'm shocked that Bower was ever considered a test option in the first place. Nothing against the guy, but he's nowhere near AB standard.
Project.
Not concerned about LH, as selectors have plenty of options, many of whom are good scrummagers.
Still short of that at TH, where Nepo is the only A grade, but no faster than a tractor.
Not faster than the JCB Fastrac Two-217 km/h!
@nostrildamus said in All Blacks 2021:
Not faster than the JCB Fastrac Two-217 km/h!
Not faster than the OF Fastrac Three-2 km/h!
