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  • TimT Away
    TimT Away
    Tim
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    Shakedown (aka Blue Jean Cop) was one of my favourite childhood movies.

    Review of ‘Shakedown’ (1988) ★★★★

    Review of ‘Shakedown’ (1988) ★★★★

    Two movies in one, the first is a relatively breezy courtroom drama about a public defender played by Peter Weller, who goes all in on the case of a drug dealer who killed a crooked cop in self…

    Two movies in one, the first is a relatively breezy courtroom drama about a public defender played by Peter Weller, who goes all in on the case of a drug dealer who killed a crooked cop in self defense all the while falling back in love with an old flame who is the ADA, the other is high-80s action with Sam Elliot as a Texas shitkicker who also an undercover narc. This movie luxuriates in the depravity of crack-era New York City. Multiple scenes of crack orgies, crack parties, women getting turned out for crack, dirty cops, and crack dealing. Its gritty portrayal of 80s NYC, with all real locations, is slightly undercut by scenes where Elliot and Weller do shootouts on motorcycles and Elliot takes down a plane by shooting the engines from the landing gear and it narrowly misses the Twin Towers. High-test 80s shit. A must see.

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  • BovidaeB Offline
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    It is a movie promo but Ryan Reynolds is comedy gold.

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  • MajorRageM Away
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    MajorRage
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    Non Stop.

    2014 Neeson film. Predictable and standard Neeson character. But I still really enjoyed it.

    3.5 rubbish one liners out of 5 this is all a bit predictable.

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  • CrucialC Offline
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    Started watching Gunpowder Milkshake last night (it's on Netflix US for free but at cinemas in NZ).
    Much drier than the ads make out, trying a bit too hard to be a cool female action movie that appeal to men.
    I snoozed off so may have to have another go to see if it was a slow burn

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  • MN5M Offline
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    #14642

    Dune now has a release date of October…..

    ….2022…….

    Fucks sake.

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  • mariner4lifeM Offline
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    @antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    The Tomorrow War

    Time travel version of Aliens and Starship Troopers. Much, much worse than it sounds.

    oh i cam to review this

    watched on friday. had a couple of wines first. Got in trouble from family by yelling "it doesn't matter because x will happen you fucking idiots"

    They then go "oh, but we could do x" and look it works. sorta

    it's very very average despite Chris Pratt and a hot chick.

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    @mariner4life I didnt mind it.

    Not a great film or a classic, but a decent watch

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  • NepiaN Offline
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    I liked the first half, future action movie, then didn't think much of then second half.

    Did well for Amazon so they're making a sequel.

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  • CrucialC Offline
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    @crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Started watching Gunpowder Milkshake last night (it's on Netflix US for free but at cinemas in NZ).
    Much drier than the ads make out, trying a bit too hard to be a cool female action movie that appeal to men.
    I snoozed off so may have to have another go to see if it was a slow burn

    Ok. Watching again now. Was obviously too tired last night for it. Think John Wick with chicks and a sense of humour.
    Three and a half milkshakes out of five library books.

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  • KruseK Offline
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    @mariner4life said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    yelling "it doesn't matter because x will happen you fucking idiots"

    Could be the tagline for pretty much every single time travel movie.
    But this one - jesus, even all the work they went to in creating a purpose and/or emotional weight/importance to that first half... thrown away. Or rather, blown up... with C4.

    I keep meaning to re-watch Primer... as I have a vague memory that it actually kinda made sense. But I was a young optimistic fool when I watched it. Now - re-watching as a G.O.M. - I'll probably be spluttering with rage at the inconsistencies, without even having the decency of a veneer of aliens and 'splosions and a hot chick to distract.

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  • dogmeatD Offline
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    replied to Kruse on last edited by
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    @kruse said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    aliens and 'splosions and a hot chick

    that's not a veneer. That's Shakespearean quality drama.

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    @Kruse if you are looking for a movie to watch...

    House of Quarantine (2020) ⭐ 2.4 | Thriller

    House of Quarantine (2020) ⭐ 2.4 | Thriller

    1h 21m

    Currently has a rating of 7.2/10 (10 people have rated it)

    It is very topical

    Nine people have been locked down together in a house while trying to make a movie. Unknowingly, one of their group is infected with Covid-19. The next three weeks become a life and death struggle for survival with no help from the outside amidst a global pandemic and national chaos.

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  • nzzpN Offline
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    replied to Kruse on last edited by
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    @kruse said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @mariner4life said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    yelling "it doesn't matter because x will happen you fucking idiots"

    Could be the tagline for pretty much every single time travel movie.
    But this one - jesus, even all the work they went to in creating a purpose and/or emotional weight/importance to that first half... thrown away. Or rather, blown up... with C4.

    I keep meaning to re-watch Primer... as I have a vague memory that it actually kinda made sense. But I was a young optimistic fool when I watched it. Now - re-watching as a G.O.M. - I'll probably be spluttering with rage at the inconsistencies, without even having the decency of a veneer of aliens and 'splosions and a hot chick to distract.

    was about to say 'watch Primer' when I read your second paragraph. It holds together really well, but absolutely screws with yoru head. You may need (SPOILER ALERT) something like this

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  • KruseK Offline
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    replied to taniwharugby on last edited by
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    @taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @Kruse if you are looking for a movie to watch...

    House of Quarantine (2020) ⭐ 2.4 | Thriller

    House of Quarantine (2020) ⭐ 2.4 | Thriller

    1h 21m

    Currently has a rating of 7.2/10 (10 people have rated it)

    It is very topical

    Nine people have been locked down together in a house while trying to make a movie. Unknowingly, one of their group is infected with Covid-19. The next three weeks become a life and death struggle for survival with no help from the outside amidst a global pandemic and national chaos.

    10 people have rated it... let's count... 9 cast members, 1 producer/cameraman?

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    replied to Kruse on last edited by
    #14652

    @kruse so the cameraman thought it was shit!

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  • canefanC Offline
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    canefan
    wrote on last edited by canefan
    #14653

    The Hitman's bodyguard. Samuel L Jackson being Samuel L Jackson. Ryan Reynolds being Ryan Reynolds. A cameo from the lovely Salma Hayek. Lots of gun play, explosions and dead Belarusian mercenaries. A fun mindless watch, 4 unkillable assassins out of 5 emotionally retarded ex-AAA level bodyguards

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  • BonesB Offline
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    @canefan said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    The Hitman's bodyguard. Samuel L Jackson being Samuel L Jackson. Ryan Reynolds being Ryan Reynolds. A cameo from the lovely Salma Hayek. Lots of gun play, explosions and dead Belarusian mercenaries. A fun mindless watch, 4 unkillable assassins out of 5 emotionally retarded ex-AAA level bodyguards

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  • MiketheSnowM Offline
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    replied to Crucial on last edited by
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    @crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Started watching Gunpowder Milkshake last night (it's on Netflix US for free but at cinemas in NZ).
    Much drier than the ads make out, trying a bit too hard to be a cool female action movie that appeal to men.
    I snoozed off so may have to have another go to see if it was a slow burn

    Ok. Watching again now. Was obviously too tired last night for it. Think John Wick with chicks and a sense of humour.
    Three and a half milkshakes out of five library books.

    Enjoyed it

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  • canefanC Offline
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    replied to Bones on last edited by
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    @bones said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @canefan said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    The Hitman's bodyguard. Samuel L Jackson being Samuel L Jackson. Ryan Reynolds being Ryan Reynolds. A cameo from the lovely Salma Hayek. Lots of gun play, explosions and dead Belarusian mercenaries. A fun mindless watch, 4 unkillable assassins out of 5 emotionally retarded ex-AAA level bodyguards

    I'm bound to give that a go too

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  • canefanC Offline
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    The Courier. 60s period spy film set at the time of the Cuban missile crisis, based on a true story. The two leads, one was Benedict Cumberpatch, had a great chemistry. The film pulled you in and was quite gripping at times, as the characters played cat and mouse with the KGB, with barely a shot fired. 4.5 everyday businessmen doing extraordinary things out of 5 soon to be disgraced Soviet colonels

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