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  • MajorRageM Offline
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    Non Stop.

    2014 Neeson film. Predictable and standard Neeson character. But I still really enjoyed it.

    3.5 rubbish one liners out of 5 this is all a bit predictable.

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  • CrucialC Offline
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    Started watching Gunpowder Milkshake last night (it's on Netflix US for free but at cinemas in NZ).
    Much drier than the ads make out, trying a bit too hard to be a cool female action movie that appeal to men.
    I snoozed off so may have to have another go to see if it was a slow burn

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  • MN5M Offline
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    Dune now has a release date of October…..

    ….2022…….

    Fucks sake.

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    @antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    The Tomorrow War

    Time travel version of Aliens and Starship Troopers. Much, much worse than it sounds.

    oh i cam to review this

    watched on friday. had a couple of wines first. Got in trouble from family by yelling "it doesn't matter because x will happen you fucking idiots"

    They then go "oh, but we could do x" and look it works. sorta

    it's very very average despite Chris Pratt and a hot chick.

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    @mariner4life I didnt mind it.

    Not a great film or a classic, but a decent watch

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  • NepiaN Offline
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    I liked the first half, future action movie, then didn't think much of then second half.

    Did well for Amazon so they're making a sequel.

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  • CrucialC Offline
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    @crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Started watching Gunpowder Milkshake last night (it's on Netflix US for free but at cinemas in NZ).
    Much drier than the ads make out, trying a bit too hard to be a cool female action movie that appeal to men.
    I snoozed off so may have to have another go to see if it was a slow burn

    Ok. Watching again now. Was obviously too tired last night for it. Think John Wick with chicks and a sense of humour.
    Three and a half milkshakes out of five library books.

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  • KruseK Offline
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    @mariner4life said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    yelling "it doesn't matter because x will happen you fucking idiots"

    Could be the tagline for pretty much every single time travel movie.
    But this one - jesus, even all the work they went to in creating a purpose and/or emotional weight/importance to that first half... thrown away. Or rather, blown up... with C4.

    I keep meaning to re-watch Primer... as I have a vague memory that it actually kinda made sense. But I was a young optimistic fool when I watched it. Now - re-watching as a G.O.M. - I'll probably be spluttering with rage at the inconsistencies, without even having the decency of a veneer of aliens and 'splosions and a hot chick to distract.

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  • dogmeatD Offline
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    @kruse said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    aliens and 'splosions and a hot chick

    that's not a veneer. That's Shakespearean quality drama.

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    @Kruse if you are looking for a movie to watch...

    House of Quarantine (2020) ⭐ 2.4 | Thriller

    House of Quarantine (2020) ⭐ 2.4 | Thriller

    1h 21m

    Currently has a rating of 7.2/10 (10 people have rated it)

    It is very topical

    Nine people have been locked down together in a house while trying to make a movie. Unknowingly, one of their group is infected with Covid-19. The next three weeks become a life and death struggle for survival with no help from the outside amidst a global pandemic and national chaos.

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  • nzzpN Offline
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    @kruse said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @mariner4life said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    yelling "it doesn't matter because x will happen you fucking idiots"

    Could be the tagline for pretty much every single time travel movie.
    But this one - jesus, even all the work they went to in creating a purpose and/or emotional weight/importance to that first half... thrown away. Or rather, blown up... with C4.

    I keep meaning to re-watch Primer... as I have a vague memory that it actually kinda made sense. But I was a young optimistic fool when I watched it. Now - re-watching as a G.O.M. - I'll probably be spluttering with rage at the inconsistencies, without even having the decency of a veneer of aliens and 'splosions and a hot chick to distract.

    was about to say 'watch Primer' when I read your second paragraph. It holds together really well, but absolutely screws with yoru head. You may need (SPOILER ALERT) something like this

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  • KruseK Offline
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    @taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @Kruse if you are looking for a movie to watch...

    House of Quarantine (2020) ⭐ 2.4 | Thriller

    House of Quarantine (2020) ⭐ 2.4 | Thriller

    1h 21m

    Currently has a rating of 7.2/10 (10 people have rated it)

    It is very topical

    Nine people have been locked down together in a house while trying to make a movie. Unknowingly, one of their group is infected with Covid-19. The next three weeks become a life and death struggle for survival with no help from the outside amidst a global pandemic and national chaos.

    10 people have rated it... let's count... 9 cast members, 1 producer/cameraman?

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    @kruse so the cameraman thought it was shit!

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  • canefanC Online
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    #14653

    The Hitman's bodyguard. Samuel L Jackson being Samuel L Jackson. Ryan Reynolds being Ryan Reynolds. A cameo from the lovely Salma Hayek. Lots of gun play, explosions and dead Belarusian mercenaries. A fun mindless watch, 4 unkillable assassins out of 5 emotionally retarded ex-AAA level bodyguards

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  • BonesB Offline
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    @canefan said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    The Hitman's bodyguard. Samuel L Jackson being Samuel L Jackson. Ryan Reynolds being Ryan Reynolds. A cameo from the lovely Salma Hayek. Lots of gun play, explosions and dead Belarusian mercenaries. A fun mindless watch, 4 unkillable assassins out of 5 emotionally retarded ex-AAA level bodyguards

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  • MiketheSnowM Offline
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    replied to Crucial on last edited by
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    @crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Started watching Gunpowder Milkshake last night (it's on Netflix US for free but at cinemas in NZ).
    Much drier than the ads make out, trying a bit too hard to be a cool female action movie that appeal to men.
    I snoozed off so may have to have another go to see if it was a slow burn

    Ok. Watching again now. Was obviously too tired last night for it. Think John Wick with chicks and a sense of humour.
    Three and a half milkshakes out of five library books.

    Enjoyed it

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  • canefanC Online
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    @bones said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @canefan said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    The Hitman's bodyguard. Samuel L Jackson being Samuel L Jackson. Ryan Reynolds being Ryan Reynolds. A cameo from the lovely Salma Hayek. Lots of gun play, explosions and dead Belarusian mercenaries. A fun mindless watch, 4 unkillable assassins out of 5 emotionally retarded ex-AAA level bodyguards

    I'm bound to give that a go too

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  • canefanC Online
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    The Courier. 60s period spy film set at the time of the Cuban missile crisis, based on a true story. The two leads, one was Benedict Cumberpatch, had a great chemistry. The film pulled you in and was quite gripping at times, as the characters played cat and mouse with the KGB, with barely a shot fired. 4.5 everyday businessmen doing extraordinary things out of 5 soon to be disgraced Soviet colonels

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  • MiketheSnowM Offline
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  • BovidaeB Offline
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    @mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Dune now has a release date of October…..

    ….2022…….

    Fucks sake.

    Oct 22 this year.

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