Memes/Tweets (No politics)
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@catogrande said in Memes:
That whole bog seat things baffles me. Always the argument "it takes two seconds to put the seat down, so just do it". Yeah that would be the same two seconds it takes you to put it down and the same two seconds it takes me to lift it up. What exactly is the problem?
Unless you shit standing up, it's not 50/50 though, is it? Plus chicks have tiny little bladders and piss heaps more often.
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@reprobate said in Memes:
@catogrande said in Memes:
That whole bog seat things baffles me. Always the argument "it takes two seconds to put the seat down, so just do it". Yeah that would be the same two seconds it takes you to put it down and the same two seconds it takes me to lift it up. What exactly is the problem?
Unless you shit standing up, it's not 50/50 though, is it? Plus chicks have tiny little bladders and piss heaps more often.
Naturally there's a study on this, and the answer as I recall is that you need at least 2 men more than women for the seat being left up to mean handling the seat less.
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@reprobate said in Memes:
@catogrande said in Memes:
That whole bog seat things baffles me. Always the argument "it takes two seconds to put the seat down, so just do it". Yeah that would be the same two seconds it takes you to put it down and the same two seconds it takes me to lift it up. What exactly is the problem?
Unless you shit standing up, it's not 50/50 though, is it? Plus chicks have tiny little bladders and piss heaps more often.
Naturally there's a study on this, and the answer as I recall is that you need at least 2 men more than women for the seat being left up to mean handling the seat less.
I believe the answer to this conundrum is that 99% of women have a bladder the size of a peanut
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@reprobate said in Memes:
@catogrande said in Memes:
That whole bog seat things baffles me. Always the argument "it takes two seconds to put the seat down, so just do it". Yeah that would be the same two seconds it takes you to put it down and the same two seconds it takes me to lift it up. What exactly is the problem?
Unless you shit standing up, it's not 50/50 though, is it? Plus chicks have tiny little bladders and piss heaps more often.
Naturally there's a study on this, and the answer as I recall is that you need at least 2 men more than women for the seat being left up to mean handling the seat less.
I believe the answer to this conundrum is that 99% of women have a bladder the size of a peanut
I remember reading something decades ago about how men have muscles to hold it in but women only have muscles to push it out? Or vice versa? Something to that effect.
Anyway, the point is, men can read.
