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    TimT Away
    Tim
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    The universal mark of quality:

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    Marked for Death (1990) - 5 out of 5

    This is it, this is the movie that was made to complete my existence, this is the perfect Steven Seagal movie. This was the first R18 movie I rented by myself from the infamous Milford Video Store when I was 10 years old.

    Seagal is a DEA agent who has had too much of losing and throws in this badge - stop right now, you don't give a shit about the plot because it moves so fast in its perfect 90 minutes. He has a black friend from Nam, who is the local football coach whose players are getting addicted to drugs. That's it, you do not need to know more.

    This film was exquisitely shot, ridiculously well for a Segal movie. The cinematographer, Ric Waite, shot 48 Hrs, Cobra, Red Dawn, and some oscar faggot drama shit. What a god.

    Watch this. The pace is relentless, though after the first 60 minutes it just can't keep up.

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    @taniwharugby said in Movie review thread...:

    @nta I watched about 10 mins and bailed, but a work colleague said they almost did the same, but it gets better quickly after that, so I might need to re-visit.

    Loved it

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    @tim said in Movie review thread...:

    Marked for Death (1990) - 5 out of 5

    This is it, this is the movie that was made to complete my existence, this is the perfect Steven Seagal movie. This was the first R18 movie I rented by myself from the infamous Milford Video Store when I was 10 years old.

    Seagal is a DEA agent who has had too much of losing and throws in this badge - stop right now, you don't give a shit about the plot because it moves so fast in its perfect 90 minutes. He has a black friend from Nam, who is the local football coach whose players are getting addicted to drugs. That's it, you do not need to know more.

    This film was exquisitely shot, ridiculously well for a Segal movie. The cinematographer, Ric Waite, shot 48 Hrs, Cobra, Red Dawn, and some oscar faggot drama shit. What a god.

    Watch this. The pace is relentless, though after the first 60 minutes it just can't keep up.

    If I was still ten I'd agree

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  • MN5M Offline
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    @tim said in Movie review thread...:

    Marked for Death (1990) - 5 out of 5

    This is it, this is the movie that was made to complete my existence, this is the perfect Steven Seagal movie. This was the first R18 movie I rented by myself from the infamous Milford Video Store when I was 10 years old.

    Seagal is a DEA agent who has had too much of losing and throws in this badge - stop right now, you don't give a shit about the plot because it moves so fast in its perfect 90 minutes. He has a black friend from Nam, who is the local football coach whose players are getting addicted to drugs. That's it, you do not need to know more.

    This film was exquisitely shot, ridiculously well for a Segal movie. The cinematographer, Ric Waite, shot 48 Hrs, Cobra, Red Dawn, and some oscar faggot drama shit. What a god.

    Watch this. The pace is relentless, though after the first 60 minutes it just can't keep up.

    Perfect use of an oxymoron more like

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  • TimT Away
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    Tim
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    Might be some interesting viewing on this list:

    Film list: Erotic Thrillers Directed by Women

    Film list: Erotic Thrillers Directed by Women

    Feel free to add!

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    @tim said in Movie review thread...:

    Marked for Death (1990) - 5 out of 5

    This is it, this is the movie that was made to complete my existence, this is the perfect Steven Seagal movie. This was the first R18 movie I rented by myself from the infamous Milford Video Store when I was 10 years old.

    Seagal is a DEA agent who has had too much of losing and throws in this badge - stop right now, you don't give a shit about the plot because it moves so fast in its perfect 90 minutes. He has a black friend from Nam, who is the local football coach whose players are getting addicted to drugs. That's it, you do not need to know more.

    This film was exquisitely shot, ridiculously well for a Segal movie. The cinematographer, Ric Waite, shot 48 Hrs, Cobra, Red Dawn, and some oscar faggot drama shit. What a god.

    Watch this. The pace is relentless, though after the first 60 minutes it just can't keep up.

    number of Seagal induced double-deaths?

    skinny guido Seagal was best Seagal

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    @tim only seen 2

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    rewatching the Matrix trilogy with the kids

    Reloaded cops way more shit than it is actually due

    I think its big problem was following one of the best and most original sci fi/fantasy/action movies of all time.

    But in its own right it's pretty cool. I've raved about the Freeway scene before. But the whole revelation that the prophecy and the one are all part of the control was pretty cool. Computer Virus smith was a good villain. it moves quick even with the Zion parts.

    Its not perfect by any means, but doesn't deserve the level of scorn it has received

    I'll see what i now think of Revolutions tonight.

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  • TimT Away
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    Tim
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    @mariner4life said in Movie review thread...:

    Seagal induced double-deaths

    God damn, I had almost forgotten that Seagal speciality.

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    @mariner4life said in Movie review thread...:

    rewatching the Matrix trilogy with the kids

    Reloaded cops way more shit than it is actually due

    I think its big problem was following one of the best and most original sci fi/fantasy/action movies of all time.

    But in its own right it's pretty cool. I've raved about the Freeway scene before. But the whole revelation that the prophecy and the one are all part of the control was pretty cool. Computer Virus smith was a good villain. it moves quick even with the Zion parts.

    Its not perfect by any means, but doesn't deserve the level of scorn it has received

    I'll see what i now think of Revolutions tonight.

    pretty much exactly the conclusions i came too after re watching earlier in the year

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    @mariner4life said in Movie review thread...:

    @tim only seen 2

    Upon a closer look, it appears to be very slim pickings, even for camp value.

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  • TimT Away
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    Can't fault this poster though:

    alt text

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  • TimT Away
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    Tim
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    Going through this list:

    Film list: Erotic Thrillers Forever

    Film list: Erotic Thrillers Forever

    80s - present. Mostly DTV with some major studio content in the mix. All are firmly rooted in the thriller genre, no horror or action leaning titles. Lots of "naked", "passion", "sins", "heat", etc.

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    @tim said in Movie review thread...:

    Might be some interesting viewing on this list:

    Film list: Erotic Thrillers Directed by Women

    Film list: Erotic Thrillers Directed by Women

    Feel free to add!

    Well, there goes my weekend....

    PS: Looks to be a great site.

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    Tim
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    @victor-meldrew Yeah, letterboxd can be pretty fun/useful, especially if you follow people with similar taste.

    It's an NZ company, IIRC.

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    @tim said in Movie review thread...:

    @victor-meldrew Yeah, letterboxd can be pretty fun/useful, especially if you follow people with similar taste.

    It's an NZ company, IIRC.

    I use flickchart.com - good site with excellent search facilities

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    Groundhog day.

    Dead set masterpiece. Five Punxatawney Phil's out of five Bill Murrays.

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    @nzzp said in Movie review thread...:

    Groundhog day.

    Dead set masterpiece. Five Punxatawney Phil's out of five Bill Murrays.

    I haven’t seen it in years…..but from what I remember you may well be right.

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    @mn5 said in Movie review thread...:

    @nzzp said in Movie review thread...:

    Groundhog day.

    Dead set masterpiece. Five Punxatawney Phil's out of five Bill Murrays.

    I haven’t seen it in years…..but from what I remember you may well be right.

    no, no, I am right. It's exceptional.

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