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@mariner4life said in Movie review thread...:
@machpants said in Movie review thread...:
a female bond would
not if she was still sexing up the ladies
If they were both attractive it would be an obvious sign of the patriarchy. To combat this, and make it proper woke,.one of them would have to be Hannah Gadsby.
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@antipodean said in Movie review thread...:
@mariner4life said in Movie review thread...:
@machpants said in Movie review thread...:
a female bond would
not if she was still sexing up the ladies
If they were both attractive it would be an obvious sign of the patriarchy. To combat this, and make it proper woke,.one of them would have to be Hannah Gadsby.
i said ladies
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@mariner4life said in Movie review thread...:
@machpants said in Movie review thread...:
a female bond would
not if she was still sexing up the ladies
This is awesome, a female Bond and Ana De Armas character would have me rushing to the box office.
I'm ignoring @antipodean the grouch's attempt to ruin this.
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@antipodean said in Movie review thread...:
@mariner4life said in Movie review thread...:
@machpants said in Movie review thread...:
a female bond would
not if she was still sexing up the ladies
If they were both attractive it would be an obvious sign of the patriarchy. To combat this, and make it proper woke,.one of them would have to be Hannah Gadsby.
I just Google imaged and I wish I hadn’t
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@mn5 i just assumed and didn't bother
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@kiwiwomble said in Movie review thread...:
@mn5 i just assumed and didn't bother
Go to the hawt page for a nice pic of Salma instead
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@nepia said in Movie review thread...:
@mariner4life said in Movie review thread...:
@machpants said in Movie review thread...:
a female bond would
not if she was still sexing up the ladies
This is awesome, a female Bond and Ana De Armas character would have me rushing to the box office.
I'm ignoring @antipodean the grouch's attempt to ruin this.
Look, we're all wanting this
but the same empowering movement would have Rebel Wilson...
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@antipodean said in Movie review thread...:
@nepia said in Movie review thread...:
@mariner4life said in Movie review thread...:
@machpants said in Movie review thread...:
a female bond would
not if she was still sexing up the ladies
This is awesome, a female Bond and Ana De Armas character would have me rushing to the box office.
I'm ignoring @antipodean the grouch's attempt to ruin this.
Look, we're all wanting this
but the same empowering movement would have Rebel Wilson...
Grrr, this post is confusing me. I want to block it for the text but like it for the pic.
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Andrew Dice Clay's The Adventure's of Ford Fairlane.
Imagine if Steven Seagal was a very successful comedian whose career was fading, and he made an action comedy, but after the horrible "every woman desperately wants to fuck him because he's just so cool" shit he let the director (Rennie Harlan) mostly take control.
A truly awful movie that was mildly entertaining despite everything else. Oof.
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@tim said in Movie review thread...:
Andrew Dice Clay's The Adventure's of Ford Fairlane.
Imagine if Steven Seagal was a very successful comedian whose career was fading, and he made an action comedy, but after the horrible "every woman desperately wants to fuck him because he's just so cool" shit he let the director (Rennie Harlan) mostly take control.
A truly awful movie that was mildly entertaining despite everything else. Oof.
I assumed Seagal was a comedian based on his movies ?
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@tim said in Movie review thread...:
Andrew Dice Clay's The Adventure's of Ford Fairlane.
Imagine if Steven Seagal was a very successful comedian whose career was fading, and he made an action comedy, but after the horrible "every woman desperately wants to fuck him because he's just so cool" shit he let the director (Rennie Harlan) mostly take control.
A truly awful movie that was mildly entertaining despite everything else. Oof.
I haven't seen it for ages, it is decidedly B grade, but I just admit to enjoying the film on a totally juvenile level.
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@canefan said in Movie review thread...:
@crucial said in Movie review thread...:
Watching that led me to this
How did these scriptwriters not get an oscar?
It may be B grade, but there are some great moments in there
Yeah I have extremely vague memories of sitting round drinking with mates and pissing myself at this.
Definitely more “Cult” than mainstream. I might have to have a re watch ( and possibly hate it )
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Dune was pretty cool. I found the start a little bit fragmented as they used all the mystic stuff to backfill the story. But the casting was mint and the vibe and setting was amazing. Really liked the fights and how the shields work. Top marks for how they handled The Voice as well.
Also primo that they only showed the tip of the worm - part 2 is going to be fucking epic. Could be my early onset old man hearing but some of the mixing made it really hard to hear some characters talking.
Absolutely stoked for Villeneuve, and that we'll get to see part 2!!
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@mn5 said in Movie review thread...:
@canefan said in Movie review thread...:
@crucial said in Movie review thread...:
Watching that led me to this
How did these scriptwriters not get an oscar?
It may be B grade, but there are some great moments in there
Yeah I have extremely vague memories of sitting round drinking with mates and pissing myself at this.
Definitely more “Cult” than mainstream. I might have to have a re watch ( and possibly hate it )
I reckon you love it. As long as you remember it isn't Oscar worthy
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Silent Night (2021)
Nell, Simon, and their son Art are ready to welcome friends and family for what promises to be a perfect Christmas gathering. Perfect except for one thing: everyone is going to die. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11628854/?ref_=hm_rvi_tt_i_1Arguably the weirdest, downright strange movie I've seen in years. Can't say too much without giving away the plot, but pretty well acted, thoroughly enjoyable with some great moments of comedy, impending demise and a bit of a kicker at the end.
4.5 Eraserheads out of 5 Plan 9 from Outer Spaces
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@canefan said in Movie review thread...:
@mn5 said in Movie review thread...:
@canefan said in Movie review thread...:
@crucial said in Movie review thread...:
Watching that led me to this
How did these scriptwriters not get an oscar?
It may be B grade, but there are some great moments in there
Yeah I have extremely vague memories of sitting round drinking with mates and pissing myself at this.
Definitely more “Cult” than mainstream. I might have to have a re watch ( and possibly hate it )
I reckon you love it. As long as you remember it isn't Oscar worthy
Loads of movies aren’t…..and those that are considered Oscar worthy are often absolute shit as well…..I wouldn’t rewatch Monsters Ball, Three billboards, or Argo if you paid me.
