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Ashes 2021-22

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  • TimT Away
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    Tim
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    #135

    "I could bowl out Glenn Turner with a soggy tomato."

    What a cock.

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    • No QuarterN No Quarter

      @tim said in Ashes 2021-22:

      Fuck me these Australian commentators are awful.

      It's like listening to a random bunch of drunk Aussie blokes watching the cricket.

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      #136

      @no-quarter said in Ashes 2021-22:

      @tim said in Ashes 2021-22:

      Fuck me these Australian commentators are awful.

      It's like listening to a random bunch of drunk Aussie blokes watching the cricket.

      Channel 7 here started with Beefy and Ponting. Now Hayden and Damien Fleming.

      I assume you're getting Warne et al

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      • NTAN NTA

        @no-quarter said in Ashes 2021-22:

        @tim said in Ashes 2021-22:

        Fuck me these Australian commentators are awful.

        It's like listening to a random bunch of drunk Aussie blokes watching the cricket.

        Channel 7 here started with Beefy and Ponting. Now Hayden and Damien Fleming.

        I assume you're getting Warne et al

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        Tim
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        #137

        @nta Right now it's Mark Howard, Mike Hussey, and some absolute fuckwit called Kerry O’Keeffe. Come across as three smug dickheads. Really unprofessional.

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        • NTAN NTA

          @no-quarter said in Ashes 2021-22:

          @tim said in Ashes 2021-22:

          Fuck me these Australian commentators are awful.

          It's like listening to a random bunch of drunk Aussie blokes watching the cricket.

          Channel 7 here started with Beefy and Ponting. Now Hayden and Damien Fleming.

          I assume you're getting Warne et al

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          Donsteppa
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          #138

          @nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

          @no-quarter said in Ashes 2021-22:

          @tim said in Ashes 2021-22:

          Fuck me these Australian commentators are awful.

          It's like listening to a random bunch of drunk Aussie blokes watching the cricket.

          Channel 7 here started with Beefy and Ponting. Now Hayden and Damien Fleming.

          I assume you're getting Warne et al

          Yep, we have Kerry O'Keefe already trying to relive his non-glory days of the 70's, and it hadn't even reached the first drinks session...

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          • DonsteppaD Donsteppa

            @nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

            @no-quarter said in Ashes 2021-22:

            @tim said in Ashes 2021-22:

            Fuck me these Australian commentators are awful.

            It's like listening to a random bunch of drunk Aussie blokes watching the cricket.

            Channel 7 here started with Beefy and Ponting. Now Hayden and Damien Fleming.

            I assume you're getting Warne et al

            Yep, we have Kerry O'Keefe already trying to relive his non-glory days of the 70's, and it hadn't even reached the first drinks session...

            TimT Away
            TimT Away
            Tim
            wrote on last edited by
            #139

            @donsteppa said in Ashes 2021-22:

            Kerry O'Keefe

            53 wickets at 38.07, Glenn Turner never stood a chance!

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              sparky
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              #140

              England 24/3 at drinks after 12 over. Root out for a duck. Nightmare start for England. Australia bossing it.

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                NTA
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                Oooh fuck yeah

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                • DonsteppaD Offline
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                  #142

                  29/4. England will struggle to make it to triple figures.

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                  • DonsteppaD Donsteppa

                    @nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

                    @no-quarter said in Ashes 2021-22:

                    @tim said in Ashes 2021-22:

                    Fuck me these Australian commentators are awful.

                    It's like listening to a random bunch of drunk Aussie blokes watching the cricket.

                    Channel 7 here started with Beefy and Ponting. Now Hayden and Damien Fleming.

                    I assume you're getting Warne et al

                    Yep, we have Kerry O'Keefe already trying to relive his non-glory days of the 70's, and it hadn't even reached the first drinks session...

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                    NTA
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                    #143

                    @donsteppa said in Ashes 2021-22:

                    @nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

                    @no-quarter said in Ashes 2021-22:

                    @tim said in Ashes 2021-22:

                    Fuck me these Australian commentators are awful.

                    It's like listening to a random bunch of drunk Aussie blokes watching the cricket.

                    Channel 7 here started with Beefy and Ponting. Now Hayden and Damien Fleming.

                    I assume you're getting Warne et al

                    Yep, we have Kerry O'Keefe already trying to relive his non-glory days of the 70's, and it hadn't even reached the first drinks session...

                    It's weird because O'Keeffe was great on radio. Is it Fox or the company in the box?

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                      sparky
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                      #144

                      Kiwi Pom gone too. 29-4.

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                      • NTAN NTA

                        @donsteppa said in Ashes 2021-22:

                        @nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

                        @no-quarter said in Ashes 2021-22:

                        @tim said in Ashes 2021-22:

                        Fuck me these Australian commentators are awful.

                        It's like listening to a random bunch of drunk Aussie blokes watching the cricket.

                        Channel 7 here started with Beefy and Ponting. Now Hayden and Damien Fleming.

                        I assume you're getting Warne et al

                        Yep, we have Kerry O'Keefe already trying to relive his non-glory days of the 70's, and it hadn't even reached the first drinks session...

                        It's weird because O'Keeffe was great on radio. Is it Fox or the company in the box?

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                        bayimports
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                        #145

                        @nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

                        @donsteppa said in Ashes 2021-22:

                        @nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

                        @no-quarter said in Ashes 2021-22:

                        @tim said in Ashes 2021-22:

                        Fuck me these Australian commentators are awful.

                        It's like listening to a random bunch of drunk Aussie blokes watching the cricket.

                        Channel 7 here started with Beefy and Ponting. Now Hayden and Damien Fleming.

                        I assume you're getting Warne et al

                        Yep, we have Kerry O'Keefe already trying to relive his non-glory days of the 70's, and it hadn't even reached the first drinks session...

                        It's weird because O'Keeffe was great on radio. Is it Fox or the company in the box?

                        im not listening currently but normall skull is good value in comparison to the rest, so I agree with you

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                        • TimT Tim

                          "I could bowl out Glenn Turner with a soggy tomato."

                          What a cock.

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                          ACT Crusader
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                          #146

                          @tim I thought that was quite funny (and true) 😉

                          Mark Howard is appalling. Hussey is boring. Warne and Mark Waugh are terrible.

                          Brendan Julian and Border are the best Fox have ever had

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                          • NTAN NTA

                            @donsteppa said in Ashes 2021-22:

                            @nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

                            @no-quarter said in Ashes 2021-22:

                            @tim said in Ashes 2021-22:

                            Fuck me these Australian commentators are awful.

                            It's like listening to a random bunch of drunk Aussie blokes watching the cricket.

                            Channel 7 here started with Beefy and Ponting. Now Hayden and Damien Fleming.

                            I assume you're getting Warne et al

                            Yep, we have Kerry O'Keefe already trying to relive his non-glory days of the 70's, and it hadn't even reached the first drinks session...

                            It's weird because O'Keeffe was great on radio. Is it Fox or the company in the box?

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                            Donsteppa
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #147

                            @nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

                            @donsteppa said in Ashes 2021-22:

                            @nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

                            @no-quarter said in Ashes 2021-22:

                            @tim said in Ashes 2021-22:

                            Fuck me these Australian commentators are awful.

                            It's like listening to a random bunch of drunk Aussie blokes watching the cricket.

                            Channel 7 here started with Beefy and Ponting. Now Hayden and Damien Fleming.

                            I assume you're getting Warne et al

                            Yep, we have Kerry O'Keefe already trying to relive his non-glory days of the 70's, and it hadn't even reached the first drinks session...

                            It's weird because O'Keeffe was great on radio. Is it Fox or the company in the box?

                            All of the above, plus he's not always as funny as he thinks. When it's the first hour of the Ashes in 2021, and you're on air claiming you could bowl out Glenn Turner with a soggy tomato, the shark has been well and truly jumped.

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                            • sparkyS sparky

                              Kiwi Pom gone too. 29-4.

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                              MN5
                              wrote on last edited by MN5
                              #148

                              @sparky said in Ashes 2021-22:

                              Kiwi Pom gone too. 29-4.

                              Cue wanky Wisden articles claiming he was “underdone” before the test series or other cringy bullshit.

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                              • TimT Away
                                TimT Away
                                Tim
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                                #149

                                Back when I started playing at the Gabba, tin was what you used for making things.

                                Thought it was more like bark in your day, Kerry.

                                HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

                                Big laughs all round in the Fox commentary box today.

                                Pitiful.

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                                  Donsteppa
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                                  #150

                                  Burns sets an unwanted record:

                                  alt text

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                                  • DonsteppaD Donsteppa

                                    Burns sets an unwanted record:

                                    alt text

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                                    MN5
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                                    #151

                                    @donsteppa said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                    Burns sets an unwanted record:

                                    alt text

                                    A few opportunities to add to it this year too.

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                                      MN5
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                                      #152

                                      Kerry is a legend

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                                      • TimT Tim

                                        @donsteppa said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                        Kerry O'Keefe

                                        53 wickets at 38.07, Glenn Turner never stood a chance!

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                                        Chris B.
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                                        #153

                                        @tim said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                        @donsteppa said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                        Kerry O'Keefe

                                        53 wickets at 38.07, Glenn Turner never stood a chance!

                                        They obviously couldn't find any tomatoes in this game, but should've look harder. KOK didn't even get a bowl and Turner made two hundreds.

                                        https://www.espncricinfo.com/series/australia-tour-of-new-zealand-1973-74-61411/new-zealand-vs-australia-2nd-test-63123/full-scorecard

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                                        • Chris B.C Chris B.

                                          @tim said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                          @donsteppa said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                          Kerry O'Keefe

                                          53 wickets at 38.07, Glenn Turner never stood a chance!

                                          They obviously couldn't find any tomatoes in this game, but should've look harder. KOK didn't even get a bowl and Turner made two hundreds.

                                          https://www.espncricinfo.com/series/australia-tour-of-new-zealand-1973-74-61411/new-zealand-vs-australia-2nd-test-63123/full-scorecard

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                                          #154

                                          @chris-b said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                          @tim said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                          @donsteppa said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                          Kerry O'Keefe

                                          53 wickets at 38.07, Glenn Turner never stood a chance!

                                          They obviously couldn't find any tomatoes in this game, but should've look harder. KOK didn't even get a bowl and Turner made two hundreds.

                                          https://www.espncricinfo.com/series/australia-tour-of-new-zealand-1973-74-61411/new-zealand-vs-australia-2nd-test-63123/full-scorecard

                                          Skull might be a bit too old school to realise there are ways for people to check how accurate his yarns are bless him.

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