Ashes 2021-22

NTA

Lost his Head

KiwiMurph

Root wins out over Head

Now back to the cricket.

NTA

No feet from Green - terrible batting.

Add to labbers leaving a ball he should have played, and head deciding he was too good, and you see why a collapse is never very fast away

NTA

Smith giving no fucks. The most unorthodox 6 I've seen this year

KiwiMurph

Paine's demise timely for Aus. Carey is better.

ACT Crusader

Paine's demise timely for Aus. Carey is better.

Better bat and keeper. Win win for Oz

KiwiMurph

Burns might be joining Harris as a spectator in Melb

NTA

So I missed all that slogging glory thanks to grocery shopping

mariner4life

I firmly believe that if Steve Smith asked, wouldn't even have to be nicely, Labooshane would give him a tender blowjob.

Chris B.

Burns might be joining Harris as a spectator in Melb

Burns has got a horrible-looking technique. Somehow he must end up playing straighter than seems possible from where his bat comes from.

NTA

I firmly believe that if Steve Smith asked, wouldn't even have to be nicely, Labooshane would give him a tender blowjob.

Kane would just have to point at his taint to get any of his team, or fans, to lick it.

NTA

Hey England - what do you think of our second stringers?

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That was a nothing shot from Hameed

Catogrande

Hey England - what do you think of our second stringers?

Scoff all you like but this England team would hammer your Under 12s. Hammer!

KiwiMurph

Gilly gone full Tony Johnson TJizz on comms.

mariner4life

This England team is shit. You can't send a bunch of guys averaging 30 to Australia and expect to compete.

Kiwi fans know this intimately

NTA

Michael Neser Test averages:

Batting 35.00
Bowling 3.00

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Fuck that was some serious thunder

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How the fuck are they allowed to sign autographs given the Covid situation?

The Silver Fern