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    @kirwan said in Movie review thread...:

    @catogrande said in Movie review thread...:

    Wrath of Man.

    I had reasonable hopes for this one. Jason Statham can usually be relied upon to dish out some gratuitous violence. Guy Ritchie used to be able to direct a film with a laddish humour, plus I saw a couple of trailers which looked promising.

    My advice would be to watch the trailers and leave it at that. The whole thing is a miss-mash, almost as if Ritchie has read three scripts that he likes and has decided to put them all into one film. The shootouts are OK but then they're in the trailers.

    No tits either.

    1 film out of five scripts.

    Agree completely. I was waiting for the building orgy of violence and it finished like a limp dick.

    there were some great violent scenes, but a completely muddled plot, lack of humour, a friken man cardy, zero tits really puts this effort as one of his lower efforts.

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    @taniwharugby said in Movie review thread...:

    @mn5 I watched about 45 mins of the original a month or so back, prior to watching the re-boot, has not aged well and was so slow I gave up, new one was very good.

    Some scenes are the same word for word which is pretty cool. The old one did have some pretty cool stuff ( but also some horrific SFX which have aged badly )

    Virginia Madsen wasn’t in it enough and had too many clothes.

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    After seeing this trailer, this is now my most anticipated movie

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    @stockcar86 I rarely watch trailers cos of spoilers, but keen on anything with Michelle Yeoh!

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    Original Rocky - best talk about retards and the zoo.

    Rocky III - best performance of anyone in that genre from Mr T. Pain!

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    Watching a noir, early classic line regarding a blonde: "That's enough to make a bulldog bust his chain."

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    If a good Trump movie was made (may not be possible to have enough critical distance to do so), Steve Bannon would be played by Philip Seymour Hoffman (I know he's dead). Who would play Trump?

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    @tim said in Movie review thread...:

    If a good Trump movie was made (may not be possible to have enough critical distance to do so), Steve Bannon would be played by Philip Seymour Hoffman (I know he's dead). Who would play Trump?

    Boris Johnson

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    @tim said in Movie review thread...:

    If a good Trump movie was made (may not be possible to have enough critical distance to do so), Steve Bannon would be played by Philip Seymour Hoffman (I know he's dead). Who would play Trump?

    So not Alec Baldwin then?

    PSH would be perfect for Brannon, good call.

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    @voodoo said in Movie review thread...:

    So not Alec Baldwin then?

    Fuck no. That's Saturday Night Live cringe garbage.

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    @tim said in Movie review thread...:

    @voodoo said in Movie review thread...:

    So not Alec Baldwin then?

    Fuck no. That's Saturday Night Live cringe garbage.

    Ah, you're after serious answers!

    Then I nominate Gérard Depardieu

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    @voodoo Not bad. He did play Dominique Strauss-Kahn in Abel Ferrara's Welcome to New York. Another man who knew how to grab em by the pussy. 😉

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    Gotta be able to channel this spirit:

    One of the great entertainers of our time.

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    Samuel Fulller's The Naked Kiss.

    The too good to be true angle was coming from a mile off, but that was a devastating twist in 1964. David Lynch must have watched this.

    Lead actress was great.

    4/5.

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    @tim said in Movie review thread...:

    If a good Trump movie was made (may not be possible to have enough critical distance to do so), Steve Bannon would be played by Philip Seymour Hoffman (I know he's dead). Who would play Trump?

    Nick Nolte.

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    Moonraker - a delight from start to finish. Great set design, really well shot, loads of fun, and plenty of hot babes. Moore in the "man with no name" style gaucho outfit cracked me up.

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    @tim said in Movie review thread...:

    Moonraker - a delight from start to finish. Great set design, really well shot, loads of fun, and plenty of hot babes. Moore in the "man with no name" style gaucho outfit cracked me up.

    He had a few odd local colour “disguises” going for a year or two but couldn’t have looked more English.

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    @tim said in Movie review thread...:

    Moonraker - a delight from start to finish. Great set design, really well shot, loads of fun, and plenty of hot babes. Moore in the "man with no name" style gaucho outfit cracked me up.

    Proper Bond villains too. Michael Lonsdale as Drax. Jaws appears in that one as well.

    My favourite thing about that film is that the scientist is called Dr Holly Goodhead.

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    @sparky said in Movie review thread...:

    @tim said in Movie review thread...:

    Moonraker - a delight from start to finish. Great set design, really well shot, loads of fun, and plenty of hot babes. Moore in the "man with no name" style gaucho outfit cracked me up.

    Proper Bond villains too. Michael Lonsdale as Drax. Jaws appears in that one as well.

    My favourite thing about that film is that the scientist is called Dr Holly Goodhead.

    That was peak Bond Girl innuendo. Hands down beats Pussy Galore, Mary Goodnight or Honey Rider.

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    @sparky said in Movie review thread...:

    @tim said in Movie review thread...:

    Moonraker - a delight from start to finish. Great set design, really well shot, loads of fun, and plenty of hot babes. Moore in the "man with no name" style gaucho outfit cracked me up.

    Proper Bond villains too. Michael Lonsdale as Drax. Jaws appears in that one as well.

    My favourite thing about that film is that the scientist is called Dr Holly Goodhead.

    I found him the weakest Bond villain in Moores tenure to be honest. Very lame and not menacing whatsoever.

    Moonraker is ridiculously good fun though.

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