Ashes 2021-22

[NTA]

@chris-b said in Ashes 2021-22:

@nta Warnie plugging for a declaration now, in case they need Lyon to be their main weapon.

As if the slogging didn't already dictate that.

If Starc is not fit it'll be a tough 5 sessions

[Chris B.]

Richardson has a couple of swishes and goes - and Smith doesn't risk Lyon's fingers - declares and England will need 468 to win - or to bat 4 sessions and change to draw.

[MN5]

England can’t rely on Root all the time, he’ll need some support if they’re ANY chance of drawing this even with a depleted Australian attack….and they’ve shown fuck all of that so far. If Root goes cheaply you can absolutely forget it.

[KiwiMurph]

@nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

Starc fucked. Back gone

Opening the bowling so can't be too bad.

[Catogrande]

@mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

England can’t rely on Root all the time, he’ll need some support if they’re ANY chance of drawing this even with a depleted Australian attack….and they’ve shown fuck all of that so far. If Root goes cheaply you can absolutely forget it.

That’s been our main tactic for a couple of years now

[sparky]

Australia finally declare. Not sure that this will last terribly long.

[MN5]

That was a lovely ball.

Hameed looking all at sea and Englands “Black Caps circa 1990/2000” opening stands continue.

[delicatessen]

Hameed gone already

[delicatessen]

@mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

That was a lovely ball.

Hameed looking all at sea and Englands “Black Caps circa 1990/2000” opening stands continue.

Dunno if you can call them stands. More of a pleasant lie-down.

[MN5]

Burns has one of THE most awkward looking stances I’ve ever seen. Looks completely unbalanced.

[sparky]

Quack! Quack! Quack!

Hameed gone without troubling the scorers.

[Chris B.]

@mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

Burns has one of THE most awkward looking stances I’ve ever seen. Looks completely unbalanced.

You'd see that set up bowling in 9th grade cricket and fancy your chances. His bat pokes out at 45 degrees!

You'd be quite annoyed at the end of the day when he'd slogged you for 200*. Wonder how the fuck he'd done it.

Must have an eye like a dead fish.

Let's hope he make a hundred here!

[Chris B.]

@mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

Burns has one of THE most awkward looking stances I’ve ever seen. Looks completely unbalanced.

We had an ODI guy - Peter Someone, I think - who might have been an opener/wicket-keeper. He looked equally like all coaching manuals had escaped him.

[NTA]

@catogrande said in Ashes 2021-22:

@mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

England can’t rely on Root all the time, he’ll need some support if they’re ANY chance of drawing this even with a depleted Australian attack….and they’ve shown fuck all of that so far. If Root goes cheaply you can absolutely forget it.

That’s been our main tactic for a couple of years now

Replace "Root" with "Kane" and you could be taking about NZ.

[MN5]

@nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

@catogrande said in Ashes 2021-22:

@mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

England can’t rely on Root all the time, he’ll need some support if they’re ANY chance of drawing this even with a depleted Australian attack….and they’ve shown fuck all of that so far. If Root goes cheaply you can absolutely forget it.

That’s been our main tactic for a couple of years now

Replace "Root" with "Kane" and you could be taking about NZ.

Shove your dick up your arse, shit it out, eat it and show some ruspuct.

We’re World Champs. You’re just beating a crap England team in your own backyard.

[Chris B.]

@nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

@catogrande said in Ashes 2021-22:

@mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

England can’t rely on Root all the time, he’ll need some support if they’re ANY chance of drawing this even with a depleted Australian attack….and they’ve shown fuck all of that so far. If Root goes cheaply you can absolutely forget it.

That’s been our main tactic for a couple of years now

Replace "Root" with "Kane" and you could be taking about NZ.

You've evidently missed that our Jaapies are at least as good as yours'!

[NTA]

@mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

@nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

@catogrande said in Ashes 2021-22:

@mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

England can’t rely on Root all the time, he’ll need some support if they’re ANY chance of drawing this even with a depleted Australian attack….and they’ve shown fuck all of that so far. If Root goes cheaply you can absolutely forget it.

That’s been our main tactic for a couple of years now

Replace "Root" with "Kane" and you could be taking about NZ.

Shove your dick up your arse, shit it out, eat it and show some ruspuct.

We’re World Champs. You’re just beating a crap England team in your own backyard.

You played one series away from home in 2 years to get that trophy that 5 nations have held before. Shit in your own mouth and fuck you bloody.

[NTA]

Harris is shit

[MN5]

@nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

@mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

@nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

@catogrande said in Ashes 2021-22:

@mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

England can’t rely on Root all the time, he’ll need some support if they’re ANY chance of drawing this even with a depleted Australian attack….and they’ve shown fuck all of that so far. If Root goes cheaply you can absolutely forget it.

That’s been our main tactic for a couple of years now

Replace "Root" with "Kane" and you could be taking about NZ.

Shove your dick up your arse, shit it out, eat it and show some ruspuct.

We’re World Champs. You’re just beating a crap England team in your own backyard.

You played one series away from home in 2 years to get that trophy that 5 nations have held before. Shit in your own mouth and fuck you bloody.

Huh ? We’re the inaugural winners, shit bastard fuck !

[KiwiMurph]

@nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

Harris is shit

With that effort he's even playing himself out of 12th man calculations for Boxing Day.....