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Ashes 2021-22

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  • NTAN NTA

    @mn5 total brain fart from the kiwiranga

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    @nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

    @mn5 total brain fart from the kiwiranga

    Fuck off. He's English.

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    • MN5M MN5

      @chris-b said in Ashes 2021-22:

      Oz probably got things wrong at the toss - this pitch hasn't done much at all - but, maybe they think it will do even less over the next few days - which is likely.

      Maybe Cummins couldn't be arsed thinking about declarations and follow-ons.

      It's not going to matter, but it looks like a win toss and bat pitch.

      England possibly should have opened with Root and Malan.

      You are in deep shit vs Oz if you don't have decent openers. Just prior to lunch Root and Malan had almost retrieved things from disaster, but they're well up the Khyber now, without a paddle.

      It doesn’t matter whatever happens. This Australian team is better than people make out and the English team is even worse. Just far too many ordinary, bog standard test players in there.

      Root can’t do it all.

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      #664

      @mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

      @chris-b said in Ashes 2021-22:

      Oz probably got things wrong at the toss - this pitch hasn't done much at all - but, maybe they think it will do even less over the next few days - which is likely.

      Maybe Cummins couldn't be arsed thinking about declarations and follow-ons.

      It's not going to matter, but it looks like a win toss and bat pitch.

      England possibly should have opened with Root and Malan.

      You are in deep shit vs Oz if you don't have decent openers. Just prior to lunch Root and Malan had almost retrieved things from disaster, but they're well up the Khyber now, without a paddle.

      It doesn’t matter whatever happens. This Australian team is better than people make out and the English team is even worse. Just far too many ordinary, bog standard test players in there.

      Root can’t do it all.

      Really? They've got test standard players?

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      • boobooB booboo

        @mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

        @chris-b said in Ashes 2021-22:

        Oz probably got things wrong at the toss - this pitch hasn't done much at all - but, maybe they think it will do even less over the next few days - which is likely.

        Maybe Cummins couldn't be arsed thinking about declarations and follow-ons.

        It's not going to matter, but it looks like a win toss and bat pitch.

        England possibly should have opened with Root and Malan.

        You are in deep shit vs Oz if you don't have decent openers. Just prior to lunch Root and Malan had almost retrieved things from disaster, but they're well up the Khyber now, without a paddle.

        It doesn’t matter whatever happens. This Australian team is better than people make out and the English team is even worse. Just far too many ordinary, bog standard test players in there.

        Root can’t do it all.

        Really? They've got test standard players?

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        MN5
        wrote on last edited by
        #665

        @booboo said in Ashes 2021-22:

        @mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

        @chris-b said in Ashes 2021-22:

        Oz probably got things wrong at the toss - this pitch hasn't done much at all - but, maybe they think it will do even less over the next few days - which is likely.

        Maybe Cummins couldn't be arsed thinking about declarations and follow-ons.

        It's not going to matter, but it looks like a win toss and bat pitch.

        England possibly should have opened with Root and Malan.

        You are in deep shit vs Oz if you don't have decent openers. Just prior to lunch Root and Malan had almost retrieved things from disaster, but they're well up the Khyber now, without a paddle.

        It doesn’t matter whatever happens. This Australian team is better than people make out and the English team is even worse. Just far too many ordinary, bog standard test players in there.

        Root can’t do it all.

        Really? They've got test standard players?

        Well depends, Root aside the top order averages late 20’s early 30s which isn’t terrible is it ?

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        • boobooB booboo

          @mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

          @chris-b said in Ashes 2021-22:

          Oz probably got things wrong at the toss - this pitch hasn't done much at all - but, maybe they think it will do even less over the next few days - which is likely.

          Maybe Cummins couldn't be arsed thinking about declarations and follow-ons.

          It's not going to matter, but it looks like a win toss and bat pitch.

          England possibly should have opened with Root and Malan.

          You are in deep shit vs Oz if you don't have decent openers. Just prior to lunch Root and Malan had almost retrieved things from disaster, but they're well up the Khyber now, without a paddle.

          It doesn’t matter whatever happens. This Australian team is better than people make out and the English team is even worse. Just far too many ordinary, bog standard test players in there.

          Root can’t do it all.

          Really? They've got test standard players?

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          @booboo I think the word "bog" is pretty important there, an in barely making the grade.

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          • boobooB booboo

            @nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

            @mn5 total brain fart from the kiwiranga

            Fuck off. He's English.

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            NTA
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            #667

            @booboo said in Ashes 2021-22:

            @nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

            @mn5 total brain fart from the kiwiranga

            Fuck off. He's English.

            Wiki says no...

            Screenshot_20211226-204754.png

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            • NTAN NTA

              @booboo said in Ashes 2021-22:

              @nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

              @mn5 total brain fart from the kiwiranga

              Fuck off. He's English.

              Wiki says no...

              Screenshot_20211226-204754.png

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              MN5
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              #668

              @nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

              @booboo said in Ashes 2021-22:

              @nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

              @mn5 total brain fart from the kiwiranga

              Fuck off. He's English.

              Wiki says no...

              Screenshot_20211226-204754.png

              Christchurch is more English than most English places.

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              • NTAN NTA

                @booboo said in Ashes 2021-22:

                @nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

                @mn5 total brain fart from the kiwiranga

                Fuck off. He's English.

                Wiki says no...

                Screenshot_20211226-204754.png

                boobooB Offline
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                booboo
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                #669

                @nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

                @booboo said in Ashes 2021-22:

                @nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

                @mn5 total brain fart from the kiwiranga

                Fuck off. He's English.

                Wiki says no...

                Screenshot_20211226-204754.png

                Screenshot_20211227-060111_Chrome.jpg

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                  MN5
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                  #670

                  Averages of England batters to debut in men's Test cricket over the last six years:

                  Foakes: 31.53
                  Burns: 30.92
                  Malan: 30.35
                  Pope: 29.79
                  Denly: 29.53
                  Sibley: 28.94
                  Hales: 28.26
                  Hameed: 27.80
                  Crawley: 27.74
                  Stoneman: 27.68
                  Lawrence: 27.23
                  Jennings: 25.19
                  Vince: 24.90
                  Westley: 24.12
                  Roy: 18.70
                  Duckett: 15.71
                  Bracey: 2.66

                  Stolen from Wisden, I assume this is all the specialist batsmen who’ve debuted in this period ? Christ England would kill for debutants of the calibre of Nicholls, Blundell, Conway, Young ( ok, jury still out on him and Blundell maybe ) wouldn’t they ?

                  Fuck that’s a lot of players who have been tried and found wanting…..

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                  • MN5M MN5

                    Averages of England batters to debut in men's Test cricket over the last six years:

                    Foakes: 31.53
                    Burns: 30.92
                    Malan: 30.35
                    Pope: 29.79
                    Denly: 29.53
                    Sibley: 28.94
                    Hales: 28.26
                    Hameed: 27.80
                    Crawley: 27.74
                    Stoneman: 27.68
                    Lawrence: 27.23
                    Jennings: 25.19
                    Vince: 24.90
                    Westley: 24.12
                    Roy: 18.70
                    Duckett: 15.71
                    Bracey: 2.66

                    Stolen from Wisden, I assume this is all the specialist batsmen who’ve debuted in this period ? Christ England would kill for debutants of the calibre of Nicholls, Blundell, Conway, Young ( ok, jury still out on him and Blundell maybe ) wouldn’t they ?

                    Fuck that’s a lot of players who have been tried and found wanting…..

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                    Godder
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                    #671

                    @mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

                    Averages of England batters to debut in men's Test cricket over the last six years:

                    Foakes: 31.53
                    Burns: 30.92
                    Malan: 30.35
                    Pope: 29.79
                    Denly: 29.53
                    Sibley: 28.94
                    Hales: 28.26
                    Hameed: 27.80
                    Crawley: 27.74
                    Stoneman: 27.68
                    Lawrence: 27.23
                    Jennings: 25.19
                    Vince: 24.90
                    Westley: 24.12
                    Roy: 18.70
                    Duckett: 15.71
                    Bracey: 2.66

                    Stolen from Wisden, I assume this is all the specialist batsmen who’ve debuted in this period ? Christ England would kill for debutants of the calibre of Nicholls, Blundell, Conway, Young ( ok, jury still out on him and Blundell maybe ) wouldn’t they ?

                    Fuck that’s a lot of players who have been tried and found wanting…..

                    That's a lot of Ken Rutherford clones...

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                    • G Godder

                      @mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

                      Averages of England batters to debut in men's Test cricket over the last six years:

                      Foakes: 31.53
                      Burns: 30.92
                      Malan: 30.35
                      Pope: 29.79
                      Denly: 29.53
                      Sibley: 28.94
                      Hales: 28.26
                      Hameed: 27.80
                      Crawley: 27.74
                      Stoneman: 27.68
                      Lawrence: 27.23
                      Jennings: 25.19
                      Vince: 24.90
                      Westley: 24.12
                      Roy: 18.70
                      Duckett: 15.71
                      Bracey: 2.66

                      Stolen from Wisden, I assume this is all the specialist batsmen who’ve debuted in this period ? Christ England would kill for debutants of the calibre of Nicholls, Blundell, Conway, Young ( ok, jury still out on him and Blundell maybe ) wouldn’t they ?

                      Fuck that’s a lot of players who have been tried and found wanting…..

                      That's a lot of Ken Rutherford clones...

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                      MN5
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                      #672

                      @godder said in Ashes 2021-22:

                      @mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

                      Averages of England batters to debut in men's Test cricket over the last six years:

                      Foakes: 31.53
                      Burns: 30.92
                      Malan: 30.35
                      Pope: 29.79
                      Denly: 29.53
                      Sibley: 28.94
                      Hales: 28.26
                      Hameed: 27.80
                      Crawley: 27.74
                      Stoneman: 27.68
                      Lawrence: 27.23
                      Jennings: 25.19
                      Vince: 24.90
                      Westley: 24.12
                      Roy: 18.70
                      Duckett: 15.71
                      Bracey: 2.66

                      Stolen from Wisden, I assume this is all the specialist batsmen who’ve debuted in this period ? Christ England would kill for debutants of the calibre of Nicholls, Blundell, Conway, Young ( ok, jury still out on him and Blundell maybe ) wouldn’t they ?

                      Fuck that’s a lot of players who have been tried and found wanting…..

                      That's a lot of Ken Rutherford clones...

                      Poor old Rutherford was always destined to have a bad average after the start he made. He was really more a 35-36 than 27 odd.

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                        Lucky escape for England.

                        https://twitter.com/bbctms/status/1475230983951564804?t=EEsn4OTppAMXaOHGODcj9w&s=19

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                          Reports that they've been cleared.

                          https://twitter.com/GeorgeDobell1/status/1475236139275587591?t=rT6fToi-2xZh5thA77NwWA&s=19

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                            NTA
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                            England team licking door knobs in Melbourne

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                            • NTAN NTA

                              England team licking door knobs in Melbourne

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                              MN5
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                              @nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

                              England team licking door knobs in Melbourne

                              Talk is that they’re gonna have the rest of the series in Melbourne ?

                              ….as if that will make any difference to the result. Poor old Michael Vaughan looks a bit pained on TV discussing how they’re going and who can blame him. Gilly, Hussey and Warney are pretty fair though. They don’t really stick the boot in at all.

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                              • MN5M MN5

                                @nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                England team licking door knobs in Melbourne

                                Talk is that they’re gonna have the rest of the series in Melbourne ?

                                ….as if that will make any difference to the result. Poor old Michael Vaughan looks a bit pained on TV discussing how they’re going and who can blame him. Gilly, Hussey and Warney are pretty fair though. They don’t really stick the boot in at all.

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                                NTA
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                                #677

                                @mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                Talk is that they’re gonna have the rest of the series in Melbourne ?

                                Which would be total fucking bullshit. But that's a rant for the Covid Oz thread

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                                • NTAN NTA

                                  @mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                  Talk is that they’re gonna have the rest of the series in Melbourne ?

                                  Which would be total fucking bullshit. But that's a rant for the Covid Oz thread

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                                  @nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                  @mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                  Talk is that they’re gonna have the rest of the series in Melbourne ?

                                  Which would be total fucking bullshit. But that's a rant for the Covid Oz thread

                                  Absolutely, a completely extreme reaction.

                                  Good for cricket watching though, I love seeing games at the “G”

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                                  • NTAN NTA

                                    @mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                    Talk is that they’re gonna have the rest of the series in Melbourne ?

                                    Which would be total fucking bullshit. But that's a rant for the Covid Oz thread

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                                    @nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                    @mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                    Talk is that they’re gonna have the rest of the series in Melbourne ?

                                    Which would be total fucking bullshit. But that's a rant for the Covid Oz thread

                                    What?? Why??? Oh my God this country has lost its fucking mind.

                                    They could play anywhere and England won't get within 200 runs.

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                                    • mariner4lifeM mariner4life

                                      @nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                      @mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                      Talk is that they’re gonna have the rest of the series in Melbourne ?

                                      Which would be total fucking bullshit. But that's a rant for the Covid Oz thread

                                      What?? Why??? Oh my God this country has lost its fucking mind.

                                      They could play anywhere and England won't get within 200 runs.

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                                      MN5
                                      wrote on last edited by MN5
                                      #680

                                      @mariner4life said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                      @nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                      @mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                      Talk is that they’re gonna have the rest of the series in Melbourne ?

                                      Which would be total fucking bullshit. But that's a rant for the Covid Oz thread

                                      What?? Why??? Oh my God this country has lost its fucking mind.

                                      They could play anywhere and England won't get within 200 runs.

                                      Generous.

                                      Unbelievable that these two are right beside each other in the world rankings. The gulf between them is enormous.

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                                      • mariner4lifeM mariner4life

                                        @nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                        @mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                        Talk is that they’re gonna have the rest of the series in Melbourne ?

                                        Which would be total fucking bullshit. But that's a rant for the Covid Oz thread

                                        What?? Why??? Oh my God this country has lost its fucking mind.

                                        They could play anywhere and England won't get within 200 runs.

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                                        NTA
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                                        #681

                                        @mariner4life said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                        @nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                        @mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                        Talk is that they’re gonna have the rest of the series in Melbourne ?

                                        Which would be total fucking bullshit. But that's a rant for the Covid Oz thread

                                        What?? Why??? Oh my God this country has lost its fucking mind.

                                        They could play anywhere and England won't get within 200 runs.

                                        I'm sure The Palace Chook would happily forget her principles for a wad of cash. Second Gabba test? Drop in pitch at QCB in Townsville?

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                                        • MN5M MN5

                                          @mariner4life said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                          @nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                          @mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                          Talk is that they’re gonna have the rest of the series in Melbourne ?

                                          Which would be total fucking bullshit. But that's a rant for the Covid Oz thread

                                          What?? Why??? Oh my God this country has lost its fucking mind.

                                          They could play anywhere and England won't get within 200 runs.

                                          Generous.

                                          Unbelievable that these two are right beside each other in the world rankings. The gulf between them is enormous.

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                                          Godder
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #682

                                          @mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                          @mariner4life said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                          @nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                          @mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                          Talk is that they’re gonna have the rest of the series in Melbourne ?

                                          Which would be total fucking bullshit. But that's a rant for the Covid Oz thread

                                          What?? Why??? Oh my God this country has lost its fucking mind.

                                          They could play anywhere and England won't get within 200 runs.

                                          Generous.

                                          Unbelievable that these two are right beside each other in the world rankings. The gulf between them is enormous.

                                          If they played in England, I think the English bowlers would perform better and the Aussie bowlers would perform worse, so it would be closer.

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