Movie review thread...
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@bayimports said in Movie review thread...:
Deep Water - Going to be to really eloquent in my language as I am drunk
Drama, Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas, pretty shit thriller, but both my wife and both have Ana on our "allowed list/hallpass". Haven't even finished but she gets her tits out and for that alone gets a 2, the rest of the movie is shit
must go back and rewind and pause lol
Ana is tres haut
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@canefan said in Movie review thread...:
@bayimports said in Movie review thread...:
Deep Water - Going to be to really eloquent in my language as I am drunk
Drama, Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas, pretty shit thriller, but both my wife and both have Ana on our "allowed list/hallpass". Haven't even finished but she gets her tits out and for that alone gets a 2, the rest of the movie is shit
must go back and rewind and pause lol
Ana is tres haut
lol....hottt!
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@bayimports said in Movie review thread...:
Deep Water - Going to be to really eloquent in my language as I am drunk
Drama, Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas, pretty shit thriller, but both my wife and both have Ana on our "allowed list/hallpass". Haven't even finished but she gets her tits out and for that alone gets a 2, the rest of the movie is shit
must go back and rewind and pause lol
Possibly the worst movie review ever posted here, you got an up-vote for Ana and for being drunk though
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@voodoo said in Movie review thread...:
@bayimports said in Movie review thread...:
Deep Water - Going to be to really eloquent in my language as I am drunk
Drama, Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas, pretty shit thriller, but both my wife and both have Ana on our "allowed list/hallpass". Haven't even finished but she gets her tits out and for that alone gets a 2, the rest of the movie is shit
must go back and rewind and pause lol
Possibly the worst movie review ever posted here, you got an up-vote for Ana and for being drunk though
i am disappointed for not getting an upvote for mentioning tits, but I acknowledge and accept the rest ha ha, I got distracted by Ana and didn't follow the poor version of fatal attraction..
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@bayimports said in Movie review thread...:
Deep Water - Going to be to really eloquent in my language as I am drunk
Drama, Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas, pretty shit thriller, but both my wife and both have Ana on our "allowed list/hallpass". Haven't even finished but she gets her tits out and for that alone gets a 2, the rest of the movie is shit
must go back and rewind and pause lol
I was hoping for better from Adrien Lyne, then I saw that he was 81 when he filmed this!
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@tim said in Movie review thread...:
@bayimports said in Movie review thread...:
Deep Water - Going to be to really eloquent in my language as I am drunk
Drama, Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas, pretty shit thriller, but both my wife and both have Ana on our "allowed list/hallpass". Haven't even finished but she gets her tits out and for that alone gets a 2, the rest of the movie is shit
must go back and rewind and pause lol
I was hoping for better from Adrien Lyne, then I saw that he was 81 when he filmed this!
So 80 year old remakes his popular movie from the 80s and it isn't any good?
I've been seeing the trailer for this on youtube for a couple of months now, and nothings made me want to watch it despite Ana de Armas and Ben Affleck (who I like as an actor, not in the same way as de Armas though.
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@canefan said in Movie review thread...:
John Wick
Wow. What a rush. I loved the style, the action was almost non stop once it kicked off, the violence was extreme like a video game. Keanu did great with more brooding and less dialogue. 5 dead puppies out of 5 dead Russian gangsters
Three John Wick movies is not enough.
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@nevorian said in Movie review thread...:
@canefan said in Movie review thread...:
John Wick
Wow. What a rush. I loved the style, the action was almost non stop once it kicked off, the violence was extreme like a video game. Keanu did great with more brooding and less dialogue. 5 dead puppies out of 5 dead Russian gangsters
Three John Wick movies is not enough.
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@nevorian said in Movie review thread...:
@canefan said in Movie review thread...:
John Wick
Wow. What a rush. I loved the style, the action was almost non stop once it kicked off, the violence was extreme like a video game. Keanu did great with more brooding and less dialogue. 5 dead puppies out of 5 dead Russian gangsters
Three John Wick movies is not enough.
I hope the sequels are on Netflix
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@canefan said in Movie review thread...:
@nevorian said in Movie review thread...:
@canefan said in Movie review thread...:
John Wick
Wow. What a rush. I loved the style, the action was almost non stop once it kicked off, the violence was extreme like a video game. Keanu did great with more brooding and less dialogue. 5 dead puppies out of 5 dead Russian gangsters
Three John Wick movies is not enough.
I hope the sequels are on Netflix
In Oz they are, actually over there they're all on all of the main streamers.
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@nepia said in Movie review thread...:
@nevorian said in Movie review thread...:
@canefan said in Movie review thread...:
John Wick
Wow. What a rush. I loved the style, the action was almost non stop once it kicked off, the violence was extreme like a video game. Keanu did great with more brooding and less dialogue. 5 dead puppies out of 5 dead Russian gangsters
Three John Wick movies is not enough.
Early next year but trailer already available
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I am watching A View to a Kill.
It is a pretty average Bond movie, with some good performances and excellent stunts. It is too long etc, but it is so much more entertaining, and actually attached to real physics and locations, than any action movie I have seen in ages.
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Just finished Ford versus Ferrari.
The Top Gear stories about the car are (naturally) more accurate and informative, but this was fun. I loved every hollywood part of it, actually. It's the first car movie since Days of Thunder that I thought I'd want to watch again and as always Christian Bale was fucking wicked.
No tits. Therefore, 4/5 go fuck those Ferraris.
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@gt12 said in Movie review thread...:
Just finished Ford versus Ferrari.
The Top Gear stories about the car are (naturally) more accurate and informative, but this was fun. I loved every hollywood part of it, actually. It's the first car movie since Days of Thunder that I thought I'd want to watch again and as always Christian Bale was fucking wicked.
No tits. Therefore, 4/5 go fuck those Ferraris.
Best car racing movie since Rush
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First Knight
Comically bad.
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@antipodean said in Movie review thread...:
First Knight
Comically bad.
Well. Comically bad is an anagram if Richard Gere.
I think.
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@crucial said in Movie review thread...:
The Hitmans Wife’s Bodyguard-
Stupid fun with Samuel L J being Samuel L J, Ryan Reynolds being Ryan Reynolds and Salma Hayek jiggling her fun bags.
3.5 seatbelts out of 5 undersized brasSome of the dialogue was pretty good too:
"You're gonna drive this car down those steps without first asking if I'm wearing a sports bra?"
