Movie review thread...
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@bayimports said in Movie review thread...:
Deep Water - Going to be to really eloquent in my language as I am drunk
Drama, Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas, pretty shit thriller, but both my wife and both have Ana on our "allowed list/hallpass". Haven't even finished but she gets her tits out and for that alone gets a 2, the rest of the movie is shit
must go back and rewind and pause lol
I was hoping for better from Adrien Lyne, then I saw that he was 81 when he filmed this!
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@tim said in Movie review thread...:
@bayimports said in Movie review thread...:
Deep Water - Going to be to really eloquent in my language as I am drunk
Drama, Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas, pretty shit thriller, but both my wife and both have Ana on our "allowed list/hallpass". Haven't even finished but she gets her tits out and for that alone gets a 2, the rest of the movie is shit
must go back and rewind and pause lol
I was hoping for better from Adrien Lyne, then I saw that he was 81 when he filmed this!
So 80 year old remakes his popular movie from the 80s and it isn't any good?
I've been seeing the trailer for this on youtube for a couple of months now, and nothings made me want to watch it despite Ana de Armas and Ben Affleck (who I like as an actor, not in the same way as de Armas though.
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@canefan said in Movie review thread...:
John Wick
Wow. What a rush. I loved the style, the action was almost non stop once it kicked off, the violence was extreme like a video game. Keanu did great with more brooding and less dialogue. 5 dead puppies out of 5 dead Russian gangsters
Three John Wick movies is not enough.
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@nevorian said in Movie review thread...:
@canefan said in Movie review thread...:
John Wick
Wow. What a rush. I loved the style, the action was almost non stop once it kicked off, the violence was extreme like a video game. Keanu did great with more brooding and less dialogue. 5 dead puppies out of 5 dead Russian gangsters
Three John Wick movies is not enough.
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@nevorian said in Movie review thread...:
@canefan said in Movie review thread...:
John Wick
Wow. What a rush. I loved the style, the action was almost non stop once it kicked off, the violence was extreme like a video game. Keanu did great with more brooding and less dialogue. 5 dead puppies out of 5 dead Russian gangsters
Three John Wick movies is not enough.
I hope the sequels are on Netflix
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@canefan said in Movie review thread...:
@nevorian said in Movie review thread...:
@canefan said in Movie review thread...:
John Wick
Wow. What a rush. I loved the style, the action was almost non stop once it kicked off, the violence was extreme like a video game. Keanu did great with more brooding and less dialogue. 5 dead puppies out of 5 dead Russian gangsters
Three John Wick movies is not enough.
I hope the sequels are on Netflix
In Oz they are, actually over there they're all on all of the main streamers.
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@nepia said in Movie review thread...:
@nevorian said in Movie review thread...:
@canefan said in Movie review thread...:
John Wick
Wow. What a rush. I loved the style, the action was almost non stop once it kicked off, the violence was extreme like a video game. Keanu did great with more brooding and less dialogue. 5 dead puppies out of 5 dead Russian gangsters
Three John Wick movies is not enough.
Early next year but trailer already available
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I am watching A View to a Kill.
It is a pretty average Bond movie, with some good performances and excellent stunts. It is too long etc, but it is so much more entertaining, and actually attached to real physics and locations, than any action movie I have seen in ages.
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Just finished Ford versus Ferrari.
The Top Gear stories about the car are (naturally) more accurate and informative, but this was fun. I loved every hollywood part of it, actually. It's the first car movie since Days of Thunder that I thought I'd want to watch again and as always Christian Bale was fucking wicked.
No tits. Therefore, 4/5 go fuck those Ferraris.
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@gt12 said in Movie review thread...:
Just finished Ford versus Ferrari.
The Top Gear stories about the car are (naturally) more accurate and informative, but this was fun. I loved every hollywood part of it, actually. It's the first car movie since Days of Thunder that I thought I'd want to watch again and as always Christian Bale was fucking wicked.
No tits. Therefore, 4/5 go fuck those Ferraris.
Best car racing movie since Rush
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First Knight
Comically bad.
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@antipodean said in Movie review thread...:
First Knight
Comically bad.
Well. Comically bad is an anagram if Richard Gere.
I think.
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@crucial said in Movie review thread...:
The Hitmans Wife’s Bodyguard-
Stupid fun with Samuel L J being Samuel L J, Ryan Reynolds being Ryan Reynolds and Salma Hayek jiggling her fun bags.
3.5 seatbelts out of 5 undersized brasSome of the dialogue was pretty good too:
"You're gonna drive this car down those steps without first asking if I'm wearing a sports bra?"
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The Adam Project
I quite enjoyed it. A good watch, not a great watch. Sort of an updated Time Cop. Ryan Reynolds is always consistent, Jennifer Garner doesn't really do it for me and it wasn't that kind of role playing the mum. Zoe Saldana plays the love interest, and she's hot don't get me wrong. But perhaps it's my 80s bias, I preferred the doe eyed chick from Ferris Buellers day off who played the wife in Time Cop. The villain in TC was better too, but the young and old self interaction was quite well done, and the bit near the end with Mark Ruffalo seemed to stir up the dust in the lounge. 3.5 Time travellers out of 5 urinating bullies
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Spiderman - No Way Home
Excellent movie, even at 2.5 hours long, great seeing all the old faces too.
4.5 I'm Peter Parkers out of 5 He's Peter Parker
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@canefan said in Movie review thread...:
@gt12 said in Movie review thread...:
Just finished Ford versus Ferrari.
The Top Gear stories about the car are (naturally) more accurate and informative, but this was fun. I loved every hollywood part of it, actually. It's the first car movie since Days of Thunder that I thought I'd want to watch again and as always Christian Bale was fucking wicked.
No tits. Therefore, 4/5 go fuck those Ferraris.
Best car racing movie since Rush
Best car movie since the original Gone In Sixty Seconds
