Movie review thread...
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Just finished Ford versus Ferrari.
The Top Gear stories about the car are (naturally) more accurate and informative, but this was fun. I loved every hollywood part of it, actually. It's the first car movie since Days of Thunder that I thought I'd want to watch again and as always Christian Bale was fucking wicked.
No tits. Therefore, 4/5 go fuck those Ferraris.
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@gt12 said in Movie review thread...:
Just finished Ford versus Ferrari.
The Top Gear stories about the car are (naturally) more accurate and informative, but this was fun. I loved every hollywood part of it, actually. It's the first car movie since Days of Thunder that I thought I'd want to watch again and as always Christian Bale was fucking wicked.
No tits. Therefore, 4/5 go fuck those Ferraris.
Best car racing movie since Rush
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First Knight
Comically bad.
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@antipodean said in Movie review thread...:
First Knight
Comically bad.
Well. Comically bad is an anagram if Richard Gere.
I think.
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@crucial said in Movie review thread...:
The Hitmans Wife’s Bodyguard-
Stupid fun with Samuel L J being Samuel L J, Ryan Reynolds being Ryan Reynolds and Salma Hayek jiggling her fun bags.
3.5 seatbelts out of 5 undersized brasSome of the dialogue was pretty good too:
"You're gonna drive this car down those steps without first asking if I'm wearing a sports bra?"
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The Adam Project
I quite enjoyed it. A good watch, not a great watch. Sort of an updated Time Cop. Ryan Reynolds is always consistent, Jennifer Garner doesn't really do it for me and it wasn't that kind of role playing the mum. Zoe Saldana plays the love interest, and she's hot don't get me wrong. But perhaps it's my 80s bias, I preferred the doe eyed chick from Ferris Buellers day off who played the wife in Time Cop. The villain in TC was better too, but the young and old self interaction was quite well done, and the bit near the end with Mark Ruffalo seemed to stir up the dust in the lounge. 3.5 Time travellers out of 5 urinating bullies
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Spiderman - No Way Home
Excellent movie, even at 2.5 hours long, great seeing all the old faces too.
4.5 I'm Peter Parkers out of 5 He's Peter Parker
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@canefan said in Movie review thread...:
@gt12 said in Movie review thread...:
Just finished Ford versus Ferrari.
The Top Gear stories about the car are (naturally) more accurate and informative, but this was fun. I loved every hollywood part of it, actually. It's the first car movie since Days of Thunder that I thought I'd want to watch again and as always Christian Bale was fucking wicked.
No tits. Therefore, 4/5 go fuck those Ferraris.
Best car racing movie since Rush
Best car movie since the original Gone In Sixty Seconds
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The Ice Road
I watched this through to see just how shit it could be. Completely is the answer.
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@antipodean said in Movie review thread...:
The Ice Road
I watched this through to see just how shit it could be. Completely is the answer.
lol, so did I, I wanted to see how it ended but also then wished I went through the ice instead of watching it
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@bayimports my favorite bit was when the words came up at the end!
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The Adam Project
Massive man crush on Ryan Reynolds so really enjoyed this.
Great family movie, killer special effects, and well written and structured. Even if it uses the time travel tropes. Helluva cast.
5 not-a-lightsabers out of 5 totally-a-lightsaber.
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Windfall - Netflix
I really enjoyed this but boy is it getting mixed reviews and reactions. For people brought up on a diet of obvious tension, over the top characters and 'dramatic' twists I can see why they don't get it but as it is obvious from the opening shots and score that this is a homage to Hitchcock I just took it that way.
The setting and premise was clever in that it was timeless. Plemons was brilliant. Yeah, there's bits of suspended belief but no more so than most movies. You could see the ending coming but it was still watchable.
I wouldn't say it is a must watch but way better than this review IMO.3 Mexican Gardeners out of 5 Trophy wives.
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@nta said in Movie review thread...:
The Adam Project
Massive man crush on Ryan Reynolds so really enjoyed this.
Great family movie, killer special effects, and well written and structured. Even if it uses the time travel tropes. Helluva cast.
5 not-a-lightsabers out of 5 totally-a-lightsaber.
I watched this last night. Much better than I thought it would be. Well worth the 90min investment.
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The Batman….so good
Basically wrote a good thriller and then just put in DC characters in it
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@nepia said in Movie review thread...:
So, I've completed my annual Oscars Best Film nominations watch, here is my ranking of them from worst to best in case anyone is bored at work at the moment.
Coda: Kind of crazy that a movie from early in 2021 and released on AppleTV+ has received a best picture nomination. This is my favourite of the nominees. Was much funnier than you’d expect for a movie about the issues of growing up hearing in an all deaf family. Sign swearing is a crack up. Wont win anything and it was B/S it didn't receive a best actress nomination. 9/10
“Won’t win anything”…:)
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@billy-tell said in Movie review thread...:
@nepia said in Movie review thread...:
So, I've completed my annual Oscars Best Film nominations watch, here is my ranking of them from worst to best in case anyone is bored at work at the moment.
Coda: Kind of crazy that a movie from early in 2021 and released on AppleTV+ has received a best picture nomination. This is my favourite of the nominees. Was much funnier than you’d expect for a movie about the issues of growing up hearing in an all deaf family. Sign swearing is a crack up. Wont win anything and it was B/S it didn't receive a best actress nomination. 9/10
“Won’t win anything”…:)
Haha. Happy to be wrong on that one.
