Bogans with kids
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What a lovely story, I thought, until they mentioned what they named their daughter (right at the end)
How we met: ‘I sat down beside her on a coach. Before the journey was over I’d asked her to marry me’
Andy from Glasgow met Becky from Illinois on a Greyhound bus, defending her from the attentions of a crass man in front of them. Ten hours later, they were engaged
Imagine filling in forms with a 26 word full name, FFS
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@machpants said in Bogans with kids:
What a lovely story, I thought, until they mentioned what they named their daughter (right at the end)
How we met: ‘I sat down beside her on a coach. Before the journey was over I’d asked her to marry me’
Andy from Glasgow met Becky from Illinois on a Greyhound bus, defending her from the attentions of a crass man in front of them. Ten hours later, they were engaged
Imagine filling in forms with a 26 word full name, FFS
I read it as 26 separate names? Anyhow. A really fucking annoying look at us story.
But totally in the right thread 
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@catogrande said in Bogans with kids:
@machpants said in Bogans with kids:
What a lovely story, I thought, until they mentioned what they named their daughter (right at the end)
How we met: ‘I sat down beside her on a coach. Before the journey was over I’d asked her to marry me’
Andy from Glasgow met Becky from Illinois on a Greyhound bus, defending her from the attentions of a crass man in front of them. Ten hours later, they were engaged
Imagine filling in forms with a 26 word full name, FFS
I read it as 26 separate names? Anyhow. A really fucking annoying look at us story.
But totally in the right thread Yeah like “Anna Billy Ceri Delta Eloise Georgia…” fucking twats
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@machpants you know that kid is getting called Alphabet Soup... amongst some other things.
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Worth a mention for the kids names and the fact that Maverick has a mud flap that Joe Dirt would be proud of
https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/300546003/wanted-marokopa-dad-returned-home-for-supplies
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Did this guy ever really have a chance with that name?
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@taniwharugby said in Bogans with kids:
Did this guy ever really have a chance with that name?
Natural selection.
As expected other munter/bogan/shithead/ferals are coming out saying he wasn’t “armed” seemingly oblivious to the fact that a car is a deadly weapon in the hands of a lunatic.
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@MN5 You do realise he was on foot when he was shot?
Clearly this guy was no angel and his actions contributed to his death but on the evidence presented thus far I would say the cops involved possibly panicked and definitely over-reacted.
Evidence being he sped through a police check and rammed a cop car munting his own vehicle in the process. He then got out and tried to commandeer other vehicles waiting at the checkpoint.
The police say he was on foot and unarmed. I'm sure it was terrifying for those in the cars but there were cops in attendance, the public were inside their cars the bogan was outside the cars. Shooting him dead seems ... overkill.
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@dogmeat said in Bogans with kids:
@MN5 **You do realise he was on foot when he was shot?
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Clearly this guy was no angel and his actions contributed to his death but on the evidence presented thus far I would say the cops involved possibly panicked and definitely over-reacted.Evidence being he sped through a police check and rammed a cop car munting his own vehicle in the process. He then got out and tried to commandeer other vehicles waiting at the checkpoint.
The police say he was on foot and unarmed. I'm sure it was terrifying for those in the cars but there were cops in attendance, the public were inside their cars the bogan was outside the cars. Shooting him dead seems ... overkill.
No, I wasn’t there.
…..and yep to be fair I’m definitely judging him on name, appearance and what I’ve read.
If there was any wrongdoing on the part of the Police I’ve got no doubt we’ll hear all about it and they’ll be hauled over the coals but on the basis of probabilities and given none have been found guilty in 40 fatal shootings since 1990 you’d imagine they had no choice but to do what they did.
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@MN5 Don't get me wrong Police have an incredibly difficult job which is getting harder all the time with the rise in gun crime. Plus this guy was clearly a bad 'un but The Police themselves have said he was on foot and carried no weapon.
I thought shooting was a last resort by the Police when their own or someone else's lives were in imminent danger. on the face of it, this scenario doesn't appear to reach that threshold.
The fact that no police have been found guilty doesn't mean jack for this case. Plus it doesn't mean all 40 deaths were unavoidable either.
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@dogmeat said in Bogans with kids:
@MN5 Don't get me wrong Police have an incredibly difficult job which is getting harder all the time with the rise in gun crime. Plus this guy was clearly a bad 'un but The Police themselves have said he was on foot and carried no weapon.
I thought shooting was a last resort by the Police when their own or someone else's lives were in imminent danger. on the face of it, this scenario doesn't appear to reach that threshold.
The fact that no police have been found guilty doesn't mean jack for this case. Plus it doesn't mean all 40 deaths were unavoidable either.
Completely, which makes me pleased I didn’t end up becoming one. I much prefer having more money and considerably less stress ( less excitement as well but I can cope with that )
If some guy is trying to go all GTA on someone in a car and all other avenues have been exhausted then perhaps shooting is the only option ? I’m sure it will all come out in the wash and more and more ferals will say what a “great guy” he was and call for the Police to be accountable.
A fucken messy situation for all involved.
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Horrible story in the news today about some bogan scrubber who has been jailed for four years for causing the death of her two kids through drink driving.
Why am I posting it in this thread? The poor lad’s name was Smaller. Fucking Smaller. And you wanna know what? He was as fat as a very fat thing. Poor kid.
Parents can be fluffybunnies.
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Obviously a Ferner trying to win a fernie from this thread
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@Smudge said in Bogans with kids:
One of my favorites was back in the ODT court news today:
Juthro Uriah Budweiser.
Kiwi Bogans obviously put way more thinking and imagination into naming their kids than their Chav equivalents in the UK - where they're all called Chardonnay or Wayne.
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Bogans with kids:
@Smudge said in Bogans with kids:
One of my favorites was back in the ODT court news today:
Juthro Uriah Budweiser.
Kiwi Bogans obviously put way more thinking and imagination into naming their kids than their Chav equivalents in the UK - where they're all called Chardonnay or Wayne.
My eyes were opened by a girl band member many years ago. I imagined the parents conversion
'what shall we call her?'
'i really like Shazza, or maybe Shaz'
' not very classy love, and we are so classy in our matching adydaz tracksuits'
'French is classy, like the wine Chardonnay'
'mmmm'
'I've got it! Shaznay, now that's well fucking classy' -
@Victor-Meldrew said in Bogans with kids:
@Smudge said in Bogans with kids:
One of my favorites was back in the ODT court news today:
Juthro Uriah Budweiser.
Kiwi Bogans obviously put way more thinking and imagination into naming their kids than their Chav equivalents in the UK - where they're all called Chardonnay or Wayne.
Imagine having a name like that
