Bogans with kids
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@Smudge said in Bogans with kids:
One of my favorites was back in the ODT court news today:
Juthro Uriah Budweiser.
Kiwi Bogans obviously put way more thinking and imagination into naming their kids than their Chav equivalents in the UK - where they're all called Chardonnay or Wayne.
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Bogans with kids:
@Smudge said in Bogans with kids:
One of my favorites was back in the ODT court news today:
Juthro Uriah Budweiser.
Kiwi Bogans obviously put way more thinking and imagination into naming their kids than their Chav equivalents in the UK - where they're all called Chardonnay or Wayne.
My eyes were opened by a girl band member many years ago. I imagined the parents conversion
'what shall we call her?'
'i really like Shazza, or maybe Shaz'
' not very classy love, and we are so classy in our matching adydaz tracksuits'
'French is classy, like the wine Chardonnay'
'mmmm'
'I've got it! Shaznay, now that's well fucking classy' -
@Victor-Meldrew said in Bogans with kids:
@Smudge said in Bogans with kids:
One of my favorites was back in the ODT court news today:
Juthro Uriah Budweiser.
Kiwi Bogans obviously put way more thinking and imagination into naming their kids than their Chav equivalents in the UK - where they're all called Chardonnay or Wayne.
Imagine having a name like that
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@booboo said in Bogans with kids:
@Smudge said in Bogans with kids:
One of my favorites was back in the ODT court news today:
Juthro Uriah Budweiser.
Surname?
Yes.
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@booboo said in Bogans with kids:
@Smudge said in Bogans with kids:
Saw someone commenting on a friend's Facebook post, and this person was talking about their boy named Roczen. A new one to me.
Were they Eastern European? (C and Z together). Otherwise .... mmm ok
My first thought, that it's like a bogan's interpretation of the Yin-Yang principle.
Rock! Zen.
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@booboo said in Bogans with kids:
@Smudge said in Bogans with kids:
Saw someone commenting on a friend's Facebook post, and this person was talking about their boy named Roczen. A new one to me.
Were they Eastern European? (C and Z together). Otherwise .... mmm ok
Didn't appear to be, judging by the mum's name.
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@Smudge said in Bogans with kids:
@booboo said in Bogans with kids:
@Smudge said in Bogans with kids:
Saw someone commenting on a friend's Facebook post, and this person was talking about their boy named Roczen. A new one to me.
Were they Eastern European? (C and Z together). Otherwise .... mmm ok
Didn't appear to be, judging by the mum's name.
Then mmm .. ok
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@Smudge said in Bogans with kids:
@booboo said in Bogans with kids:
@Smudge said in Bogans with kids:
Saw someone commenting on a friend's Facebook post, and this person was talking about their boy named Roczen. A new one to me.
Were they Eastern European? (C and Z together). Otherwise .... mmm ok
Didn't appear to be, judging by the mum's name.
She's single and adopted or went the IVF route? Because otherwise I have something you may not have learned yet sir....
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@broughie said in Bogans with kids:
@MN5 What’s wrong with Wayne?
Dunno.
A brother's middle name was Wayne, which is not Irish so it was odd.
Whenever we needed to get one over him we would refer to him as "Waynie", which would transform him into a thrashing machine.
I don't know why we chose that, and I don't know why he reacted so.
It was all the more amusing because we were taught to focus on the important bits. "If they call you names, ignore them. If they go on with it simply ask "Which one of you plicks wants to go first?" turn to the biggest bloke, say "You'll do" and hit him with everything you've got."
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@Mick-Gold-Coast-QLD said in Bogans with kids:
@broughie said in Bogans with kids:
@MN5 What’s wrong with Wayne?
Dunno.
A brother's middle name was Wayne, which is not Irish so it was odd.
Whenever we needed to get one over him we would refer to him as "Waynie", which would transform him into a thrashing machine.
I don't know why we chose that, and I don't know why he reacted so.
It was all lucky more amusing because we were taught to focus on the important bits. "If they call you names, ignore them. If they go on with it simply ask "Which one of you plicks wants to go first?" turn to the biggest bloke, say "You'll do" and hit him with everything you've got."
Maybe lucky I had sisters :-). My mother may have used Waynie on me a couple of times but always in fun.
It is an English name with significant meaning of wagon maker or driver.
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UK version....
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@Bones said in Bogans with kids:
@broughie said in Bogans with kids:
@MN5 What’s wrong with Wayne?
Reserved for utter, utter bogans and the dregs of society.
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Bogans with kids:
UK version....
Love the unintended irony by the commenter.
