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  • JCJ Offline
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    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Virgil" data-cid="588430" data-time="1466021487">
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    <p>Keen to hear from others and what they have come across<br>
    The mrs just sent me a pic of our daughters school news letter. It's regarding new kids to our local primary school ( yes we are out West Auckland, sort of)<br>
    Can't imagine <strike>what</strike> <strong>if</strong> the poor kid's parents were thinking...<br>
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    <p>Fixed.</p>

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  • C Offline
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    Oh the boganity.<br><br>
    Should just called the little fella Lemmy and they could have got away with it.

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    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Catogrande" data-cid="588445" data-time="1466023480">
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    <p>The poor little bastards don't stand a chance do they?</p>
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    <p>Are bogans are born or raised?</p>

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    <p>UGH. All those names. Why would you do that to a little kid?</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>Again proof that brain is not a prerequisite to breeding.</p>

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    <p>Although Ravin may be Asian as it has a Indian/Bangladesh/Pakistan sound to it</p>

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  • V Offline
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    On the rock radio station (bogans choice of station) some one called in with the name Blaze. That started it rolling for other 'trash' names as they called them<br>
    The 'winner' was a poor wee girl who's cousin marrying parents named her 'Random'. I shit you not

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    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hooroo" data-cid="588463" data-time="1466026334">
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    <p>Although Ravin may be Asian as it has a Indian/Bangladesh/Pakistan sound to it</p>
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    <p>Sure. Much more likely than them being cretins who think Raven is a cool name but the spelling is just not adventurous* enough.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>Your willingness to think the best of people is refreshing though!</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>* Re the weird spellings, we were at a thing a few weeks ago and my Sis-In-Law's friend went off her rocker at some poor bloke who inadvertently disrespected her by spelling her kid's name Drayvin. Apparently it's Drayvyn, obviously.</p>

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    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="JC" data-cid="588474" data-time="1466026950">
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    <p>Sure. Much more likely than them being cretins who think Raven is a cool name but the spelling is just not adventurous* enough.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>Your willingness to think the best of people is refreshing though!</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>* Re the weird spellings, we were at a thing a few weeks ago and my Sis-In-Law's friend went off her rocker at some poor bloke who inadvertently disrespected her by spelling her kid's name Drayvin. Apparently it's Drayvyn, obviously.</p>
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    <p>I live my life with my name being mispelt or being called by my last name.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>You get that with being called Robin though</p>

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    <p>Brilliant idea for a thread, I've had an ongoing joke with my uncle regarding names like these for several years.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>Will post a few up when I've got time to read through old texts</p>

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    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Catogrande" data-cid="588445" data-time="1466023480">
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    <p>The poor little bastards don't stand a chance do they?</p>
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    <p> </p>
    <p>I remember someone posted a study of sorts on here a while back. Found that kids with shit names didn't fail in life due to their name, but due to the fact they were raised by people stupid enough to call them that in the first place.</p>

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  • SammyCS Offline
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    <p>I'm sure a few of you have read Freakanomics. </p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>There's chapter or so devoted to the subject, apparently what you name your kid has a huge influence on their future success</p>

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  • No QuarterN Offline
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    <p>Think I've said before but the midwife said the last baby she delivered before my boy was called Luke. Except spelt Looc. I.E. 'Cool' backwards.</p>

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    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Virgil" data-cid="588444" data-time="1466023473"><p>Apparently he/she is in a class quite far from our daughters one.<br>
    But yeah how hard to spot a run down Ford Falcon smashing out 80's heavy metal music from a cassette tape while mum walks over with teased hair, animal print skirt and or top,</p></blockquote>
    I'm sure your falcon isn't that run down bro.

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  • V Offline
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    I feel so normal, our girls are only called Ella and Abigail<br><br>
    Too late to change them to Ellz and and Megadeath?

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    <p><a class="bbc_url" href="https://postimg.org/image/xkljb0n9z/"><img src="https://s31.postimg.org/xkljb0n9z/matt.jpg" alt="matt.jpg"></a></p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>Spotted this one on Police 10-7 a while ago</p>

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    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="No Quarter" data-cid="588480" data-time="1466027579">
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    <p>Think I've said before but the midwife said the last baby she delivered before my boy was called Luke. Except spelt Looc. I.E. 'Cool' backwards.</p>
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    <p> </p>
    <p>Oh good grief. That poor little mite is going to be a silent c for the rest of his life.</p>

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    I wonder what little metallicas first brush with fame will be ? Police 10/7 or road cops?<br><br>
    There's also an Anica , Luan and Phoenix in there , they've got their stripper names sorted out well in advance .<br><br>
    (Apologies if those kids names are ferners kids names)

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    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Mokey" data-cid="588493" data-time="1466029143">
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    <p>Oh good grief. That poor little mite is going to be a silent c for the rest of his life.</p>
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    <p>Or worse, a soft c</p>

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    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Mokey" data-cid="588493" data-time="1466029143">
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    <p>Oh good grief. That poor little mite is going to be a silent c for the rest of his life.</p>
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    <p> </p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>It is your destiny, Looc!</p>

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    <p>My kids go to Berhampore school which is a genuine melting pot so there's a few Abdullahs, Xians, Manjullahs etc.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>There is also one kid called Cloud.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>Fucken hell.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>Jack and Christian are my boys handles. Pretty sensible and almost boring really.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>I do pity any kid called "Ravin".....so easy to add "homo" to it for a low brow schoolyard insult.....</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>VIrg, both those names were on our list if we were gonna have a girl. Nicest thing you've ever done in your life giving them names like that :-)</p>

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