Bogans with kids
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<p>The poor little bastards don't stand a chance do they?</p>
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<p>I remember someone posted a study of sorts on here a while back. Found that kids with shit names didn't fail in life due to their name, but due to the fact they were raised by people stupid enough to call them that in the first place.</p> -
<p>Think I've said before but the midwife said the last baby she delivered before my boy was called Luke. Except spelt Looc. I.E. 'Cool' backwards.</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Virgil" data-cid="588444" data-time="1466023473"><p>Apparently he/she is in a class quite far from our daughters one.<br>
But yeah how hard to spot a run down Ford Falcon smashing out 80's heavy metal music from a cassette tape while mum walks over with teased hair, animal print skirt and or top,</p></blockquote>
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<p>Spotted this one on Police 10-7 a while ago</p> -
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<p>Think I've said before but the midwife said the last baby she delivered before my boy was called Luke. Except spelt Looc. I.E. 'Cool' backwards.</p>
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<p>Oh good grief. That poor little mite is going to be a silent c for the rest of his life.</p> -
I wonder what little metallicas first brush with fame will be ? Police 10/7 or road cops?<br><br>
There's also an Anica , Luan and Phoenix in there , they've got their stripper names sorted out well in advance .<br><br>
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<p>Oh good grief. That poor little mite is going to be a silent c for the rest of his life.</p>
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<p>It is your destiny, Looc!</p> -
<p>My kids go to Berhampore school which is a genuine melting pot so there's a few Abdullahs, Xians, Manjullahs etc.</p>
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<p>There is also one kid called Cloud.</p>
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<p>Fucken hell.</p>
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<p>Jack and Christian are my boys handles. Pretty sensible and almost boring really.</p>
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<p>I do pity any kid called "Ravin".....so easy to add "homo" to it for a low brow schoolyard insult.....</p>
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<p>VIrg, both those names were on our list if we were gonna have a girl. Nicest thing you've ever done in your life giving them names like that :-)</p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="588494" data-time="1466029271"><p>I wonder what little metallicas first brush with fame will be ? Police 10/7 or road cops?<br><br>
There's also an Anica , Luan and Phoenix in there , they've got their stripper names sorted out well in advance .<br><br>
(Apologies if those kids names are ferners kids names)</p></blockquote>
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Great idea, competition time.<br>
Which ferners has the strangest/coolest/most bogan kids name -
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<p>I'm sure a few of you have read Freakanomics. </p>
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<p>There's chapter or so devoted to the subject, apparently what you name your kid has a huge influence on their future success</p>
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<p>On a related note we chose names that were adult names, not cutey little kid names.</p> -
<p>fuck i wish i had thought of that. My eldest did the Ironkids triathlon on the weekend, and they call out each name as they passed the finish line. It would have been fucking sweet to hear over the PA "great work Megadeth!"</p>
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<p>All my kids' names were inspired by The Motherfucking Share Zone. Bitch.</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="mariner4life" data-cid="588530" data-time="1466033538"><p>fuck i wish i had thought of that. My eldest did the Ironkids triathlon on the weekend, and they call out each name as they passed the finish line. It would have been fucking sweet to hear over the PA "great work Megadeth!"</p></blockquote>
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I'll be going to my kids next prize giving, want to be there when 'Metallica' gets an award and is called on stage.. -
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<p>All my kids' names were inspired by The Motherfucking Share Zone. Bitch.</p>
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<p>what the actual....?</p> -
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<p>On the rock radio station (bogans choice of station) some one called in with the name Blaze.</p>
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<p>The parents must have been American Gladiator fans...</p>
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<p>On the rock radio station (bogans choice of station) some one called in with the name Blaze. That started it rolling for other 'trash' names as they called them<br>
The 'winner' was a poor wee girl who's cousin marrying parents named her 'Random'. I shit you not</p>
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<p>Was their last name 'Task'?</p>
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<p>I still remember the Ford family from school. I think the Dad was a big-shot in the Mongrel Mob, the kids first names were Fairlane, Galaxy and Customline</p>
