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  • MN5M Online
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    @Catogrande said in Movie review thread...:

    @Kirwan said in Movie review thread...:

    @Nepia said in Movie review thread...:

    I love John Wick - they’re like those 80s movies that @Tim loves, except watchable. 😛

    First one was funny. The rest didn't have the same absurdity.

    Maybe Keanu’s limitations as an actor make it difficult to sustain a story arc over a series? See also: The Matrix trilogy.

    He’s actually fucken terrible and not in a good ‘Arnie” way either.

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  • CatograndeC Offline
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    replied to MN5 on last edited by
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    @MN5 said in Movie review thread...:

    @Catogrande said in Movie review thread...:

    @Kirwan said in Movie review thread...:

    @Nepia said in Movie review thread...:

    I love John Wick - they’re like those 80s movies that @Tim loves, except watchable. 😛

    First one was funny. The rest didn't have the same absurdity.

    Maybe Keanu’s limitations as an actor make it difficult to sustain a story arc over a series? See also: The Matrix trilogy.

    He’s actually fucken terrible and not in a good ‘Arnie” way either.

    Yep and he seems to basically play the same character, Matrix, Constantine, JW. Do you get the feeling the studio are milking him better than a scouser could?

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  • canefanC Online
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    @Catogrande said in Movie review thread...:

    @Kirwan said in Movie review thread...:

    @Nepia said in Movie review thread...:

    I love John Wick - they’re like those 80s movies that @Tim loves, except watchable. 😛

    First one was funny. The rest didn't have the same absurdity.

    Maybe Keanu’s limitations as an actor make it difficult to sustain a story arc over a series? See also: The Matrix trilogy.

    He's one note that is for sure

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  • PaekakboyzP Offline
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    replied to canefan on last edited by
    #16316

    @canefan

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  • M Offline
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    #16317

    @canefan said in Movie review thread...:

    @Catogrande said in Movie review thread...:

    @Kirwan said in Movie review thread...:

    @Nepia said in Movie review thread...:

    I love John Wick - they’re like those 80s movies that @Tim loves, except watchable. 😛

    First one was funny. The rest didn't have the same absurdity.

    Maybe Keanu’s limitations as an actor make it difficult to sustain a story arc over a series? See also: The Matrix trilogy.

    He's one note that is for sure

    alt text

    alt text

    There's development, WOAH to WHOA

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  • KirwanK Offline
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    replied to Catogrande on last edited by
    #16318

    @Catogrande said in Movie review thread...:

    @Kirwan said in Movie review thread...:

    @Nepia said in Movie review thread...:

    I love John Wick - they’re like those 80s movies that @Tim loves, except watchable. 😛

    First one was funny. The rest didn't have the same absurdity.

    Maybe Keanu’s limitations as an actor make it difficult to sustain a story arc over a series? See also: The Matrix trilogy.

    Both examples are poor writing more than anything to do with the actor.

    He has a narrow range, but he’s good within it. Not everyone is a character actor.

    His main attribute is he’s charismatic. All subjective of course.

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  • TimT Away
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    #16319

    Tim Allen belongs in an S. Craig Zahler movie pronto.

    Hmm ...

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  • KruseK Offline
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    wrote on last edited by Kruse
    #16320

    By-The-Way... (BTW)...
    I seem to recall there's been at least one Ferner claiming(/bragging?) that they've never seen a single John Wick movie.
    Give yourself a fucking massive upper-cut, then, when your stupid head is lying on the floor mouth agape, take your dick'n'balls and give yourself a wee tea-baggin'.

    John Wick movies are not clever. They are not original. They ARE derivative. But they also ARE a metric-fuck-tonne of fun.

    If any fluffybunny claims to like classics such as Commando, Rambo, any HK-era-Woo, any Hollywood-era-Woo, any fucking stupid-fun-guns-and-shit-action-movies-of-EVER...
    but NOT John Wick... you're either a lying hipster dipshit, a dead-set liar fluffybunny, a straight-up stupid fluffy-bunny, or fluffy-bunny retard.
    AND... (Sorry - meant to find the quote from the retard Welsh player who threatened the wife of another player on twitter, and cleverly re-use that, and... just couldn't. Brain-too-dumb from watching stupid derivative americanised versions of gun-fu movies.)

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  • CatograndeC Offline
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    @Kruse

    You’re going to have to explain about the Welsh player now. I’m interested.

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  • KruseK Offline
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    replied to Catogrande on last edited by Kruse
    #16322

    @Catogrande said in Movie review thread...:

    @Kruse

    You’re going to have to explain about the Welsh player now. I’m interested.

    Yeah, sorry - smashed after going to the Malthouse today, and trying to work my way through 29 WCIPAs from last night's NZ WCIPA challenge still on tap.
    I was alluding to some prick who recently made some stupid twitter challenge... he'd made some comment about rugby/concussion/dementia... another international player's wife had called him out on it comparing it to "would you say the same thing to somebody who got skin cancer despite sunbathing", then he invited her to meet up in person for a fight.
    Or some shit.
    Sorry - really wanted to find the tweet, use it as a quote - but too smashed. Should have just omitted that bit completely.
    MIght not have even been a Welsh git, could easily been another nationality... we've all got them. Was just trying to include some sport-relevant linkage.

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    replied to Kruse on last edited by
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    @Kruse

    Thanks for the explanation. What a complete dick that guys us. Whoever he is. And yeah, we’ve all got them.

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  • MiketheSnowM Offline
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    replied to Kruse on last edited by
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    @Kruse said in Movie review thread...:

    @Catogrande said in Movie review thread...:

    @Kruse

    You’re going to have to explain about the Welsh player now. I’m interested.

    Yeah, sorry - smashed after going to the Malthouse today, and trying to work my way through 29 WCIPAs from last night's NZ WCIPA challenge still on tap.
    I was alluding to some prick who recently made some stupid twitter challenge... he'd made some comment about rugby/concussion/dementia... another international player's wife had called him out on it comparing it to "would you say the same thing to somebody who got skin cancer despite sunbathing", then he invited her to meet up in person for a fight.
    Or some shit.
    Sorry - really wanted to find the tweet, use it as a quote - but too smashed. Should have just omitted that bit completely.
    MIght not have even been a Welsh git, could easily been another nationality... we've all got them. Was just trying to include some sport-relevant linkage.

    Andy Powell responding to Gareth Anscombe's wife's post about Ryan Jones

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  • KruseK Offline
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    replied to MiketheSnow on last edited by
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    @MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:

    @Kruse said in Movie review thread...:

    @Catogrande said in Movie review thread...:

    @Kruse

    You’re going to have to explain about the Welsh player now. I’m interested.

    Yeah, sorry - smashed after going to the Malthouse today, and trying to work my way through 29 WCIPAs from last night's NZ WCIPA challenge still on tap.
    I was alluding to some prick who recently made some stupid twitter challenge... he'd made some comment about rugby/concussion/dementia... another international player's wife had called him out on it comparing it to "would you say the same thing to somebody who got skin cancer despite sunbathing", then he invited her to meet up in person for a fight.
    Or some shit.
    Sorry - really wanted to find the tweet, use it as a quote - but too smashed. Should have just omitted that bit completely.
    MIght not have even been a Welsh git, could easily been another nationality... we've all got them. Was just trying to include some sport-relevant linkage.

    Andy Powell responding to Gareth Anscombe's wife's post about Ryan Jones

    Chur bro - that's the one.

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    replied to taniwharugby on last edited by
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    @taniwharugby said in Movie review thread...:

    @antipodean not sure too many have gone to the level of Taken 4 or whatever one it was...

    Wasn't that the one where his budgie got kidnapped?

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  • canefanC Online
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    replied to Victor Meldrew on last edited by
    #16327

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Movie review thread...:

    @taniwharugby said in Movie review thread...:

    @antipodean not sure too many have gone to the level of Taken 4 or whatever one it was...

    Wasn't that the one where his budgie got kidnapped?

    Smuggled

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  • MN5M Online
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    MN5
    replied to Kruse on last edited by MN5
    #16328

    @Kruse said in Movie review thread...:

    By-The-Way... (BTW)...
    I seem to recall there's been at least one Ferner claiming(/bragging?) that they've never seen a single John Wick movie.
    Give yourself a fucking massive upper-cut, then, when your stupid head is lying on the floor mouth agape, take your dick'n'balls and give yourself a wee tea-baggin'.

    John Wick movies are not clever. They are not original. They ARE derivative. But they also ARE a metric-fuck-tonne of fun.

    If any fluffybunny claims to like classics such as Commando, Rambo, any HK-era-Woo, any Hollywood-era-Woo, any fucking stupid-fun-guns-and-shit-action-movies-of-EVER...
    but NOT John Wick... you're either a lying hipster dipshit, a dead-set liar fluffybunny, a straight-up stupid fluffy-bunny, or fluffy-bunny retard.
    AND... (Sorry - meant to find the quote from the retard Welsh player who threatened the wife of another player on twitter, and cleverly re-use that, and... just couldn't. Brain-too-dumb from watching stupid derivative americanised versions of gun-fu movies.)

    I feel bad for never watching a John Wick movie now.

    Actually no I don’t, it’s offensive you’ve mentioned it in the same sentence as Commando.

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    replied to bayimports on last edited by broughie
    #16329

    @bayimports My kids, Marcel, Star Wars and Disney fans, thought this movie was crap. Waititi needs to hang it up. Marvel continues to put out trash. First Dr Stange was good. Second not so. Has gone down hill since End Game.

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  • MN5M Online
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    @broughie said in Movie review thread...:

    @bayimports My kids, Marcel, Star Wars and Disney fans, thought this movie was crap. Waititi needs to hand it up. Marvel continues to put out trash. First Dr Stange was good. Second not so. Has gone down hill since End Game.

    Not much of a marvel fan but it sounds like they’re doing the Star Wars thing, releasing a shitload of content with extremely inconsistent quality.

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  • broughieB Offline
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    replied to MN5 on last edited by
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    @MN5 Exactly.

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  • dogmeatD Offline
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    replied to MiketheSnow on last edited by
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    @MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:

    going to the Malthouse today, and trying to work my way through 29 WCIPAs

    Top effort that man.

    How far'd you get?

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