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  • KruseK Offline
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    #16320

    By-The-Way... (BTW)...
    I seem to recall there's been at least one Ferner claiming(/bragging?) that they've never seen a single John Wick movie.
    Give yourself a fucking massive upper-cut, then, when your stupid head is lying on the floor mouth agape, take your dick'n'balls and give yourself a wee tea-baggin'.

    John Wick movies are not clever. They are not original. They ARE derivative. But they also ARE a metric-fuck-tonne of fun.

    If any fluffybunny claims to like classics such as Commando, Rambo, any HK-era-Woo, any Hollywood-era-Woo, any fucking stupid-fun-guns-and-shit-action-movies-of-EVER...
    but NOT John Wick... you're either a lying hipster dipshit, a dead-set liar fluffybunny, a straight-up stupid fluffy-bunny, or fluffy-bunny retard.
    AND... (Sorry - meant to find the quote from the retard Welsh player who threatened the wife of another player on twitter, and cleverly re-use that, and... just couldn't. Brain-too-dumb from watching stupid derivative americanised versions of gun-fu movies.)

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    @Kruse

    You’re going to have to explain about the Welsh player now. I’m interested.

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    @Catogrande said in Movie review thread...:

    @Kruse

    You’re going to have to explain about the Welsh player now. I’m interested.

    Yeah, sorry - smashed after going to the Malthouse today, and trying to work my way through 29 WCIPAs from last night's NZ WCIPA challenge still on tap.
    I was alluding to some prick who recently made some stupid twitter challenge... he'd made some comment about rugby/concussion/dementia... another international player's wife had called him out on it comparing it to "would you say the same thing to somebody who got skin cancer despite sunbathing", then he invited her to meet up in person for a fight.
    Or some shit.
    Sorry - really wanted to find the tweet, use it as a quote - but too smashed. Should have just omitted that bit completely.
    MIght not have even been a Welsh git, could easily been another nationality... we've all got them. Was just trying to include some sport-relevant linkage.

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    replied to Kruse on last edited by
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    @Kruse

    Thanks for the explanation. What a complete dick that guys us. Whoever he is. And yeah, we’ve all got them.

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  • MiketheSnowM Offline
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    @Kruse said in Movie review thread...:

    @Catogrande said in Movie review thread...:

    @Kruse

    You’re going to have to explain about the Welsh player now. I’m interested.

    Yeah, sorry - smashed after going to the Malthouse today, and trying to work my way through 29 WCIPAs from last night's NZ WCIPA challenge still on tap.
    I was alluding to some prick who recently made some stupid twitter challenge... he'd made some comment about rugby/concussion/dementia... another international player's wife had called him out on it comparing it to "would you say the same thing to somebody who got skin cancer despite sunbathing", then he invited her to meet up in person for a fight.
    Or some shit.
    Sorry - really wanted to find the tweet, use it as a quote - but too smashed. Should have just omitted that bit completely.
    MIght not have even been a Welsh git, could easily been another nationality... we've all got them. Was just trying to include some sport-relevant linkage.

    Andy Powell responding to Gareth Anscombe's wife's post about Ryan Jones

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  • KruseK Offline
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    @MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:

    @Kruse said in Movie review thread...:

    @Catogrande said in Movie review thread...:

    @Kruse

    You’re going to have to explain about the Welsh player now. I’m interested.

    Yeah, sorry - smashed after going to the Malthouse today, and trying to work my way through 29 WCIPAs from last night's NZ WCIPA challenge still on tap.
    I was alluding to some prick who recently made some stupid twitter challenge... he'd made some comment about rugby/concussion/dementia... another international player's wife had called him out on it comparing it to "would you say the same thing to somebody who got skin cancer despite sunbathing", then he invited her to meet up in person for a fight.
    Or some shit.
    Sorry - really wanted to find the tweet, use it as a quote - but too smashed. Should have just omitted that bit completely.
    MIght not have even been a Welsh git, could easily been another nationality... we've all got them. Was just trying to include some sport-relevant linkage.

    Andy Powell responding to Gareth Anscombe's wife's post about Ryan Jones

    Chur bro - that's the one.

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    @taniwharugby said in Movie review thread...:

    @antipodean not sure too many have gone to the level of Taken 4 or whatever one it was...

    Wasn't that the one where his budgie got kidnapped?

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  • canefanC Offline
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    @Victor-Meldrew said in Movie review thread...:

    @taniwharugby said in Movie review thread...:

    @antipodean not sure too many have gone to the level of Taken 4 or whatever one it was...

    Wasn't that the one where his budgie got kidnapped?

    Smuggled

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  • MN5M Online
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    replied to Kruse on last edited by MN5
    #16328

    @Kruse said in Movie review thread...:

    By-The-Way... (BTW)...
    I seem to recall there's been at least one Ferner claiming(/bragging?) that they've never seen a single John Wick movie.
    Give yourself a fucking massive upper-cut, then, when your stupid head is lying on the floor mouth agape, take your dick'n'balls and give yourself a wee tea-baggin'.

    John Wick movies are not clever. They are not original. They ARE derivative. But they also ARE a metric-fuck-tonne of fun.

    If any fluffybunny claims to like classics such as Commando, Rambo, any HK-era-Woo, any Hollywood-era-Woo, any fucking stupid-fun-guns-and-shit-action-movies-of-EVER...
    but NOT John Wick... you're either a lying hipster dipshit, a dead-set liar fluffybunny, a straight-up stupid fluffy-bunny, or fluffy-bunny retard.
    AND... (Sorry - meant to find the quote from the retard Welsh player who threatened the wife of another player on twitter, and cleverly re-use that, and... just couldn't. Brain-too-dumb from watching stupid derivative americanised versions of gun-fu movies.)

    I feel bad for never watching a John Wick movie now.

    Actually no I don’t, it’s offensive you’ve mentioned it in the same sentence as Commando.

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  • broughieB Offline
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    replied to bayimports on last edited by broughie
    #16329

    @bayimports My kids, Marcel, Star Wars and Disney fans, thought this movie was crap. Waititi needs to hang it up. Marvel continues to put out trash. First Dr Stange was good. Second not so. Has gone down hill since End Game.

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    @broughie said in Movie review thread...:

    @bayimports My kids, Marcel, Star Wars and Disney fans, thought this movie was crap. Waititi needs to hand it up. Marvel continues to put out trash. First Dr Stange was good. Second not so. Has gone down hill since End Game.

    Not much of a marvel fan but it sounds like they’re doing the Star Wars thing, releasing a shitload of content with extremely inconsistent quality.

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  • broughieB Offline
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    replied to MN5 on last edited by
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    @MN5 Exactly.

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  • dogmeatD Offline
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    replied to MiketheSnow on last edited by
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    @MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:

    going to the Malthouse today, and trying to work my way through 29 WCIPAs

    Top effort that man.

    How far'd you get?

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  • KiwiwombleK Offline
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    replied to broughie on last edited by
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    @broughie said in Movie review thread...:

    @bayimports My kids, Marcel, Star Wars and Disney fans, thought this movie was crap. Waititi needs to hang it up. Marvel continues to put out trash. First Dr Stange was good. Second not so. Has gone down hill since End Game.

    im a big Marvel fan...but yeah, i will concede its all just getting hard to follow

    in saying that, i much prefer the second dr strange to the first one...really wasn't a fan of the first...thought it was the worst example of the problem with origin stories...there just isn;t the time to tell the origin AND fight off a big bad...a relatively new magician was able to get good enough to fight of a whole gang of well trained magicians AND a super powerful "being" from another dimension

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  • broughieB Offline
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    replied to Kiwiwomble on last edited by
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    @Kiwiwomble Not being a big marvel fan and just going to the movies because my kids like them I would have never thought of that but you make good points. What I liked about it was it’s uniqueness with all the dimension stuff. Plus Rachel Macadam isn’t that bad.

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  • KruseK Offline
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    @dogmeat said in Movie review thread...:

    @MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:

    going to the Malthouse today, and trying to work my way through 29 WCIPAs

    Top effort that man.

    How far'd you get?

    10... I think.

    But - I've got a stupid thing whereby I refuse to order a half-pint, so... forced into trying them all a full pint at a time.
    Also - it's worth noting, the hours on their website are wrong... so I'd gone ALL the way into town (a 5 minute walk), found it closed - so then was forced into having a couple of wee (pint-sized) warm-up drinks at Panhead first.

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    replied to Kruse on last edited by
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    @Kruse

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  • RoninWCR Offline
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    replied to Kruse on last edited by
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    @Kruse

    @Kruse said in Movie review thread...:

    @dogmeat said in Movie review thread...:

    @MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:

    going to the Malthouse today, and trying to work my way through 29 WCIPAs

    Top effort that man.

    How far'd you get?

    10... I think.

    But - I've got a stupid thing whereby I refuse to order a half-pint, so... forced into trying them all a full pint at a time.
    Also - it's worth noting, the hours on their website are wrong... so I'd gone ALL the way into town (a 5 minute walk), found it closed - so then was forced into having a couple of wee (pint-sized) warm-up drinks at Panhead first.

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  • MN5M Online
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    replied to Kruse on last edited by MN5
    #16338

    @Kruse said in Movie review thread...:

    @dogmeat said in Movie review thread...:

    @MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:

    going to the Malthouse today, and trying to work my way through 29 WCIPAs

    Top effort that man.

    How far'd you get?

    10... I think.

    But - I've got a stupid thing whereby I refuse to order a half-pint, so... forced into trying them all a full pint at a time.
    Also - it's worth noting, the hours on their website are wrong... so I'd gone ALL the way into town (a 5 minute walk), found it closed - so then was forced into having a couple of wee (pint-sized) warm-up drinks at Panhead first.

    Word to this post. Everyone knows you get more beer per dollar by ordering a full pint instead of a half. The Scotsman in me would definitely rather risk drink driving than get ripped off over a beer.

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  • KruseK Offline
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    replied to MN5 on last edited by Kruse
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    @MN5 said in Movie review thread...:

    @Kruse said in Movie review thread...:

    @dogmeat said in Movie review thread...:

    @MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:

    going to the Malthouse today, and trying to work my way through 29 WCIPAs

    Top effort that man.

    How far'd you get?

    10... I think.

    But - I've got a stupid thing whereby I refuse to order a half-pint, so... forced into trying them all a full pint at a time.
    Also - it's worth noting, the hours on their website are wrong... so I'd gone ALL the way into town (a 5 minute walk), found it closed - so then was forced into having a couple of wee (pint-sized) warm-up drinks at Panhead first.

    Word to this post. Everyone knows you get more beer per dollar by ordering a full pint instead of a half. The Scotsman in me would definitely rather risk drink driving than get ripped off over a beer.

    See... I've been looking at the size of what's being served up in most places as "half-pints"... and I reckon the Scot in you might want to re-consider.

    Choice Bros, for example - I've recently deigned to do half-pints of their higher-booze offerings, as that's the only way they sell them. But they come in those glasses the shape of a can. I've got one of them at home, merch from Hot Water Brewing... and therefore know perfectly well that they hold bang-on 440ml to the brim. (Just re-confirmed, poured an 8-Wired Sunrise Express)
    (I do wonder if they're filling mine to the brim though, whereas they normally don't? Or if they're otherwise giving me a different "half-pint" to the normal scum clientele. They do give me the "hospo" discount... as a favoured and valued (/valuable) customer.)

    (Edit: if only there was an appropriate thread for all this discussion. BTW: Beervana, anybody?)

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