Bogans with kids
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="MajorRage" data-cid="588926" data-time="1466136402"><p>Reminds me of yet another story from the WT rellies.<br>
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Give your kid a name, not too bad a name, but a trash name for sure.<br>
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Then get a HUGE tattoo on your mother-fucking back of a princess with the kids name underneath it written in stars.<br>
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It goes so well with the oversized ring with the lip.</p></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="MajorRage" data-cid="588985" data-time="1466147879"><p>What happens in Bangkok, stays in Bangkok</p></blockquote>
Just for MN5. <br><br>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="JC" data-cid="588983" data-time="1466147772"><p>
You have a lip on your ring???</p></blockquote>
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You do realise getting a rim job from a chick isn't gay right? -
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="589034" data-time="1466159831"><p>
A dedicated thread about majorages wt whanau and other would be pretty amusing . The trailer trash side of my family live in Levin, one of them got married in Omalleys bar on state highway one , some of the wedding photos were apparently topless.</p></blockquote>
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I come from a couple of big families so I have a plethora of mad aunties and great aunties.<br><br>
I remember sitting next to one at a big Christmas lunch where she got so hammered she pissed herself. At the table. Right next to me. To make it worse she was wearing a rainbow skirt, and stained nana's cream dining chair. Crazy bitch. -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Catogrande" data-cid="588782" data-time="1466107182"><p>
But it's not confined to bogans is it. I mean Shiloh Pitt. Has Brad and Angie not heard of spoonerisms?</p></blockquote>
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It's earlier in the thread....VIII is eight, or ait therefore Kaitlyn/Keightlyn/K8lyn/KVIIIlyn...it's genius really...
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="NTA" data-cid="589064" data-time="1466166778"><p>
Fucking Mooloos... honestly...</p></blockquote>
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Bay of Plenty brah -
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<p>Just for MN5.<br><br>
Confucius say: Man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.</p>
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<p>Appreciate the effort but it will be so much more effective once you're a Dad.</p> -
<p>as good a place as any...</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.nzherald.co.nz/northern-advocate/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503450&objectid=11664698'>http://www.nzherald.co.nz/northern-advocate/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503450&objectid=11664698</a></p>
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<p>A man who fled police ended up turning to officers for help after they rescued him from drowning.</p>
<p><u><strong>Tequila </strong></u>Pomepi, 17, admitted a raft of driving charges. He stole a car from Port Rd on Saturday and was seen by police speeding down the road.</p>
<p>When police gave chase, Pomepi abandoned the car and entered the water near Port Whangarei and attempted to swim to Onerahi.</p>
<p>An officer waded into the water to rescue him, after he swum about 50m before appearing to get into trouble.</p>
<p>Pomepi, who appeared in Whangarei District Court, was also facing charges of burglary and possession of instruments for burglary, to which he previously pleaded guilty. He will be sentenced on July 20.</p>
<p class="">- <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.northernadvocate.co.nz/'>Northern Advocate</a></p> -
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<p>as good a place as any...</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.nzherald.co.nz/northern-advocate/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503450&objectid=11664698'>http://www.nzherald.co.nz/northern-advocate/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503450&objectid=11664698</a></p>
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<p>A man who fled police ended up turning to officers for help after they rescued him from drowning.</p>
<p><u><strong>Tequila </strong></u>Pomepi, 17, admitted a raft of driving charges. He stole a car from Port Rd on Saturday and was seen by police speeding down the road.</p>
<p>When police gave chase, Pomepi abandoned the car and entered the water near Port Whangarei and attempted to swim to Onerahi.</p>
<p>An officer waded into the water to rescue him, after he swum about 50m before appearing to get into trouble.</p>
<p>Pomepi, who appeared in Whangarei District Court, was also facing charges of burglary and possession of instruments for burglary, to which he previously pleaded guilty. He will be sentenced on July 20.</p>
<p>- <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.northernadvocate.co.nz/'>Northern Advocate</a></p>
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<p>I picture Tequila being more of a girls name, cos, y'know, it was definitely on the list if I ever had girls instead of boys.</p>
