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  • voodooV Offline
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    #16534

    I love Avatar. Seen it 5x at least, inc in 3d when it first hit cinemas years ago. Visually awesome, great story, perfect ending. Kids also love it, and I refuse to hear a bad word about it.

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  • NepiaN Offline
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    @Catogrande said in Movie review thread...:

    @Nepia

    I know it’s heresy to diss Avatar on the Fern but I’m no great fan. Great visuals as you say but a plot lifted from countless other tired old films.

    All sizzle and no steak is my view.

    I didn't know that, I think because I've avoided discussions as I didn't want any spoilers.

    They showed some footage from the next one at the end which didn't make me excited about seeing it.

    @voodoo Now's your chance to go see it at the cinema in 3D again. Event have half price Tuesdays.

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    #16536

    @Catogrande said in Movie review thread...:

    I know it’s heresy to diss Avatar on the Fern

    What the hell? It's been ridiculed here countless times, and rightly so!

    It's a laughably terrible movie, and the only way I'll watch a sequel is if it begins with earth glassing "Pandora" with relativistic speed asteroids.

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    #16537

    @Tim

    Maaate. Have you forgotten all the fapping about the groundbreaking SFX and how amazing it was at the beginning? There may have been a degree of revisionism since but nowhere near enough for my liking. I will only be convinced otherwise if I now see a slew* of bad reviews here immediately.

    *I am the sole arbiter of what constitutes a slew.

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    @Catogrande Sorry, I only remember myself shitting on it! Maybe because I waiting until the blu-rips were available to torrent.

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    You guys have no heart. Jake Sully is the best

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    @voodoo said in Movie review thread...:

    You guys have no heart. Jake Sully is the best

    @Tim

    You see? You see?

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    @voodoo He is a moron, a traitor, and portrayed by the worst actor in living memory. God damn that movie was stupid. I spent half of it laughing.

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  • voodooV Offline
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    @Tim said in Movie review thread...:

    @voodoo He is a moron, a traitor, and portrayed by the worst actor in living memory. God damn that movie was stupid. I spent half of it laughing.

    A traitor to who? He saved a race of people , and he commanded the bestest flying dinosaur-thingee in the land.

    Then he got the (slightly elongated) girl

    Legend

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    @Nepia said in Movie review thread...:

    @Catogrande said in Movie review thread...:

    @Nepia

    I know it’s heresy to diss Avatar on the Fern but I’m no great fan. Great visuals as you say but a plot lifted from countless other tired old films.

    All sizzle and no steak is my view.

    I didn't know that, I think because I've avoided discussions as I didn't want any spoilers.

    They showed some footage from the next one at the end which didn't make me excited about seeing it.

    @voodoo Now's your chance to go see it at the cinema in 3D again. Event have half price Tuesdays.

    I think you may have seen the remastered and according to James Cameron (at least visually) better version?

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    @Tim said in Movie review thread...:

    @voodoo He is a moron, a traitor, and portrayed by the worst actor in living memory.

    Sam Worthington is an actor? I thought he was a breathing household appliance...

    BUT..
    Side eye at Tim's avatar...

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  • nostrildamusN Offline
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    @Catogrande said in Movie review thread...:

    @Tim

    Maaate. Have you forgotten all the fapping about the groundbreaking SFX and how amazing it was at the beginning? There may have been a degree of revisionism since but nowhere near enough for my liking. I will only be convinced otherwise if I now see a slew* of bad reviews here immediately.

    *I am the sole arbiter of what constitutes a slew.

    I'm a Weta and CGI fan. I even like some of James Cameron's movies and docos.
    Avatar was a mickle* of hippie-in-space xenoarchaeological cliches, a borrowed pastiched mess where the CGI outacted the human actors (apart from Weaver and Lang, but they were ingloriously wasted in this movie).

    *I see your slews and raise you a mickle.

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  • TimT Away
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    @voodoo said in Movie review thread...:

    A traitor to who?

    That planet called earth!

    Just because he got his dick sucked and put his tail in a blue horses' vagina, that doesn't stop him being human. He would've been easy pickings for a pretty fraulein in WW2.

    He was blinded by blue alien pussy (and that weird horse stuff). Scumbag.

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  • voodooV Offline
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    @Tim said in Movie review thread...:

    @voodoo said in Movie review thread...:

    A traitor to who?

    That planet called earth!

    Pfft, Jake Sully is a man of principles!

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  • voodooV Offline
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    @Tim said in Movie review thread...:

    @voodoo said in Movie review thread...:

    A traitor to who?

    That planet called earth!

    Just because he got his dick sucked and put his tail in a blue horses' vagina, that doesn't stop him being human. He would've been easy pickings for a pretty fraulein in WW2.

    He was blinded by blue alien pussy (and that weird horse stuff). Scumbag.

    Good additions sir, had me lol'ing 🤣

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  • NepiaN Offline
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    #16550

    Can you be a traitor to a company? Despite the white saviour-ness of it I'm on team Jake. Colonising mineral stealing bastards need to get got. 😉

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    @Nepia They were getting that "unobtainium" (shudders from cringe) mineral for you too, Hoo-mon.

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  • Stockcar86S Offline
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    wrote on last edited by
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    Confess Fletch. The reboot of the Fletch movie series from the 80's with Chevy Chase. Now set in the 2020's staring John Hamm who is perfect in the role. Comedy/mystery with a good plot and lots of laughs. Some great one-liners "maybe someday I will understand sex from behind"

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  • KiwiwombleK Offline
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    replied to Tim on last edited by Kiwiwomble
    #16553

    @Tim said in Movie review thread...:

    @Nepia They were getting that "unobtainium" (shudders from cringe) mineral for you too, Hoo-mon.

    UNOBTANIUM!!! 😹 I forgot thats what they called it

    seen it 1.5 times, couldn't make it through a second time, the CGI was impressive but as someone who plays +20 year old video games if they have a good plot...there is only so long i can watch an add for a computer or TV...in hind site it reminds me of those videos they play in appliance shops to show how good their tvs are

    will watch the new one when it turns up on a streaming service

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