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    Mar 28, 2018

    The Funniest Sex Toy Reviews From Lovehoney

    The Funniest Sex Toy Reviews From Lovehoney

    If you ever have some time to spare (or, let's be real, have no time to spare but feel like wasting some anyway), reading product reviews is always an entertaining way to spend it. This is doubly true if you're reading sex toy reviews. Sex toys are…

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    Guardian staff and agencies  /  Sep 15, 2018  /  US news

    Author of How to Murder Your Husband charged with murdering husband

    Author of How to Murder Your Husband charged with murdering husband

    Self-published writer Nancy Crampton Brophy, 68, arrested after chef Daniel Brophy, 63, shot dead at culinary institute

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    @Victor-Meldrew ha I liked the last one

    “Yeah, it's a pretty good product, high-quality and everything. But the picture is a bit deceiving. The bloody thing couldn't open my Fray Bentos pie tin, so I still haven't had any dinner. Ended up eating the strawberry lube I purchased instead. But in the end, it matches my kitchen and fits easily in the cutlery drawer.”

    These reviews may not exactly tell you whether these products are for you, but they do provide a valuable warning not to mix them with beer, toilets, or pie tins.

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    @taniwharugby said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @Victor-Meldrew ha I liked the last one

    “Yeah, it's a pretty good product, high-quality and everything. But the picture is a bit deceiving. The bloody thing couldn't open my Fray Bentos pie tin, so I still haven't had any dinner. Ended up eating the strawberry lube I purchased instead. But in the end, it matches my kitchen and fits easily in the cutlery drawer.”

    These reviews may not exactly tell you whether these products are for you, but they do provide a valuable warning not to mix them with beer, toilets, or pie tins.

    Yeah, there's also a few on Amazon. I particularly liked the one from a reviewer giving a butt plug, he'd been given by his GF, a 5 star review as he wasn't sure what it was for, but it was great for making guacamole...

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    Sep 24, 2022  /  US news

    Video shows train hitting Colorado police car with person handcuffed inside

    Video shows train hitting Colorado police car with person handcuffed inside

    Yareni Rios-Gonzales hospitalized after officers fail to pull her from car they had parked on tracks

    ....jesus

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    Well that's Christmas pretty much fucked then.

    Stacy Liberatore  /  Oct 18, 2022  /  Science

    Tomb of St Nicholas who is also known as Santa Claus is FOUND

    Tomb of St Nicholas who is also known as Santa Claus is FOUND

    The tomb has been hiding underneath a Byzantine church in Turkey that was built atop an ancient basilica, which was destroyed by rising sea levels during the Middle Ages.

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    @Kiwiwomble who fucking parks on train tracks? The level of tard to think that's ok is pretty high. And it's a police officer.

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    @Bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @Kiwiwomble who fucking parks on train tracks? The level of tard to think that's ok is pretty high. And it's a police officer.

    US Police, they aren't exactly top drawer from what we see in the media

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    @Stockcar86 i mean..its an accurate description, so can we really say its stupid?

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    https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/130282231/new-zealand-couple-detained-in-iran-were-warned-not-to-travel-into-the-hardline-country?

    Not entirely sure where to put this but it is internet related and certainly stupid.

    Completely entitled self important moronic fucktards that probably still don’t understand or admit the effects of their stupidity.
    They ignored explicit advice from both the government and fellow travellers.
    Now the country has likely had to call in favours or play bargaining chips to ensure their release. Favours that are now not available for others that may get into trouble.
    Our foreign affairs were put on hold with regard to criticism of current activities in Iran making us look weak.
    They were told to stay away, not use cameras or drones and ignored it all because it was “their right”
    On top of that, “Topher” (yes that is the fucktards name) is a Richwhite of Fay Richwhite infamy. A company that has already cost the country millions.
    But still, thousands of other idiots will continue to inflate their egos on Insta because they are influencers!

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    @Crucial

    I don’t need to read that article. Just the term “social media influencers” gives me enough information.

    If ever there was a title that boils my piss…

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    I think they seem very brave, taking a heap of flights and driving their Jeep non-stop for 3 years (after driving all of NZs roads "more than once" already), all to highlight that the environment is fucked if we don't take immediate action.

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    @voodoo Come to think of it, spending time in an Iranian jail would be a pretty effective way to offset your carbon emissions

    By eyes see 'influencer' and my brain reads 'self-entitled underachiever whose hypocritical utterances appeal only to retards'.

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    @Catogrande said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @Crucial

    I don’t need to read that article. Just the term “social media influencers” gives me enough information.

    If ever there was a title that boils my piss…

    I just can't get my head around how the brains of people like this are wired.

    Most people see something cool and think "this is neat, I might take a photo for future reminiscing". They think "great, an opportunity to put my bikini on/ take off my shirt, pose and show the world. I will also tack on some comment about how I am saving the world"

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    The story about these muppets lead the TV3 news last night. I despair when I see what these influencers think is important.

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    @Bovidae they had a couple of Iranian women on 3 this morning calling them out as entitled.

    Good to hear there isnt much sympathy out there for them though.

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    Oct 26, 2022  /  News

    Biker lawyer who blocked law requiring helmets, dies in crash while not wearing one

    Biker lawyer who blocked law requiring helmets, dies in crash while not wearing one

    Ron Smith and girlfriend Brenda Volpe killed in accident with truck and trailer

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    @Bones But he died happy.

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    @Bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    Oct 26, 2022  /  News

    Biker lawyer who blocked law requiring helmets, dies in crash while not wearing one

    Biker lawyer who blocked law requiring helmets, dies in crash while not wearing one

    Ron Smith and girlfriend Brenda Volpe killed in accident with truck and trailer

    In a way I support his right to choose.

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