Bogans with kids
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Virgil" data-cid="592559" data-time="1467081670">
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<p>Still yet to confirm if Metallica is a girl or a boy<br>
My plan to force my oldest to befriend this random kid has failed, apparently the fact that he or she is a year younger and is in a class on the other side of the school makes it impractical to befriend. 6 year olds...</p>
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<p>She's not showing much dedication, tell her Dads online mates want to know at ANY cost.</p>
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<p>Nothing else Matters.....</p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hooroo" data-cid="592558" data-time="1467081321">
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<p>More evidence that the name of your child can impact their future.</p>
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<p>Morons</p>
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<p>yep, some kids never really stand much of a chance do they!</p> -
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<p>With my name, I was born for greatness!</p>
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<p>Pity I keep letting it down....</p>
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<p>Fuck off Percival.</p> -
<p>its owned by the Herald (or whoever it is that owns that nowadays) so that says it all really!</p>
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<p>More evidence that the name of your child can impact their future.</p>
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<p>Morons</p>
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<p>Do you reckon he would have done better as Vesuvius Pomepi?</p>
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<p>I expect his older brother had already taken it.</p> -
<p>Sadly this poor bugger died at 18, the parents logic behind his name escapes me but he seemed to be able to deal with it.</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10396758'>http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10396758</a></p> -
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<p>Sadly this poor bugger died at 18, the parents logic behind his name escapes me but he seemed to be able to deal with it.</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10396758'>http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10396758</a></p>
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<p>I clicked that & saw the the headline & thought "they named him Unimog" & wasn't even mildly surprised.</p> -
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<p>as good a place as any...</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.nzherald.co.nz/northern-advocate/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503450&objectid=11664698'>http://www.nzherald.co.nz/northern-advocate/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503450&objectid=11664698</a></p>
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<p>A man who fled police ended up turning to officers for help after they rescued him from drowning.</p>
<p><u><strong>Tequila </strong></u>Pomepi, 17, admitted a raft of driving charges. He stole a car from Port Rd on Saturday and was seen by police speeding down the road.</p>
<p>When police gave chase, Pomepi abandoned the car and entered the water near Port Whangarei and attempted to swim to Onerahi.</p>
<p><strong>An officer waded into the water to rescue him, after he swum about 50m before appearing to get into trouble.</strong></p>
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<p>My headline would have been "Tequila licks, sips and sucks after theft"</p> -
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<p>My headline would have been "Tequila licks, sips and sucks after theft"</p>
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<p>I'm sure you could add something about the slammer in there</p> -
<p>Mother was Marga?</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Siam" data-cid="592763" data-time="1467164548">
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<p>How long before we have kindergartens with enrolments featuring Danerys, Tyrion, Sansa, Arya, Rikon etc?</p>
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<p>Wonder if Cersei will also be among them?</p>
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<p>Only once you work out the barely literate phonetic spelling of them.</p> -
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<p>How long before we have kindergartens with enrolments featuring Danerys, Tyrion, Sansa, Arya, Rikon etc?</p>
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<p>Wonder if Cersei will also be among them?</p>
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<p>You can bet Ramsay will be a little fluffybunny and Theon and Varys won't know which toilets to use.</p> -
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<p>Only once you work out the barely literate phonetic spelling of them.</p>
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<p>Yep, I'd assume for every Danerys there'll be 5 Danairiess's. Same with Sersee.</p>
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<p>Drogon would be my pick. Name your kid after dragon. Guarenttee somewhere in a South Auckland maternity ward some kid is being named Drogon right now. Plus its easy to spell. </p> -
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