Bogans with kids
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<p>its owned by the Herald (or whoever it is that owns that nowadays) so that says it all really!</p>
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<p>More evidence that the name of your child can impact their future.</p>
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<p>Morons</p>
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<p>Do you reckon he would have done better as Vesuvius Pomepi?</p>
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<p>Sadly this poor bugger died at 18, the parents logic behind his name escapes me but he seemed to be able to deal with it.</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10396758'>http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10396758</a></p> -
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<p>Sadly this poor bugger died at 18, the parents logic behind his name escapes me but he seemed to be able to deal with it.</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10396758'>http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10396758</a></p>
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<p>I clicked that & saw the the headline & thought "they named him Unimog" & wasn't even mildly surprised.</p> -
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<p>as good a place as any...</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.nzherald.co.nz/northern-advocate/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503450&objectid=11664698'>http://www.nzherald.co.nz/northern-advocate/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503450&objectid=11664698</a></p>
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<p>A man who fled police ended up turning to officers for help after they rescued him from drowning.</p>
<p><u><strong>Tequila </strong></u>Pomepi, 17, admitted a raft of driving charges. He stole a car from Port Rd on Saturday and was seen by police speeding down the road.</p>
<p>When police gave chase, Pomepi abandoned the car and entered the water near Port Whangarei and attempted to swim to Onerahi.</p>
<p><strong>An officer waded into the water to rescue him, after he swum about 50m before appearing to get into trouble.</strong></p>
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<p>My headline would have been "Tequila licks, sips and sucks after theft"</p> -
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<p>My headline would have been "Tequila licks, sips and sucks after theft"</p>
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<p>I'm sure you could add something about the slammer in there</p> -
<p>Mother was Marga?</p>
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<p>How long before we have kindergartens with enrolments featuring Danerys, Tyrion, Sansa, Arya, Rikon etc?</p>
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<p>Wonder if Cersei will also be among them?</p>
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<p>Only once you work out the barely literate phonetic spelling of them.</p> -
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<p>How long before we have kindergartens with enrolments featuring Danerys, Tyrion, Sansa, Arya, Rikon etc?</p>
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<p>Wonder if Cersei will also be among them?</p>
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<p>You can bet Ramsay will be a little fluffybunny and Theon and Varys won't know which toilets to use.</p> -
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<p>Only once you work out the barely literate phonetic spelling of them.</p>
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<p>Yep, I'd assume for every Danerys there'll be 5 Danairiess's. Same with Sersee.</p>
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<p>Drogon would be my pick. Name your kid after dragon. Guarenttee somewhere in a South Auckland maternity ward some kid is being named Drogon right now. Plus its easy to spell. </p> -
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@Virgil said in Bogans with kids:
Still yet to confirm if Metallica is a girl or a boy
My plan to force my oldest to befriend this random kid has failed, apparently the fact that he or she is a year younger and is in a class on the other side of the school makes it impractical to befriend. 6 year olds...Exciting news..
My 6 year old will have Metallica in her class next year.
She has exactly 7 months to become besties so we can tell everyone Metallica will be at our daughters birthday! -
Then pulled out as they heard you weren't making Raw Cacao Butter Chocolate Bark. Bloody hippies
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My grandfather was a child welfare officer in the 50s and 60s and changed a lot of kids names who were taken into care, lots of them were named after battles dad fought or died in so there was Tobruks etc. Last Leave and Ford V8 were the standouts for us.
