Skip to content
  • Categories
Collapse

The Silver Fern

  • Tipping
  • Team Sheets
  • Highlights
  • Results
    • All Blacks

      Search every All Blacks Test. Filter results by year, opposition, location, venue, city and RWC stage

    • Super Rugby

      Search every Super Rugby since match 1996

    • NPC

      Search NPC results. Only first division matches from 1976-2005. All results from the 14 team competition (2006-present) are included

'We knocked the bastard off'

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Fitness Forum
203 Posts 32 Posters 32.0k Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • BartManB Offline
    BartManB Offline
    BartMan
    wrote on last edited by
    #144

    Two weeks, three days to go, and one entire bodywax yet to come, some dark bloody tan stuff, and we're away...<br />
    <br />
    <br />
    <br />
    [attachment=3:3cdkgehk]DSCF1779.jpg[/attachment:3cdkgehk][attachment=0:3cdkgehk]DSCF1792.jpg[/attachment:3cdkgehk][attachment=1:3cdkgehk]DSCF1784.jpg[/attachment:3cdkgehk][attachment=2:3cdkgehk]DSCF1782.jpg[/attachment:3cdkgehk]

    1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • R Offline
      R Offline
      Red Beard
      wrote on last edited by
      #145

      When you say entire bodywax....? Awesome though work Bart, your face now has that really really fit, sickly gaunt look to it. Muscles on muscles, you are putting members of Fat Fighters like me to shame. All the best for the comp.

      1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • BonesB Online
        BonesB Online
        Bones
        wrote on last edited by
        #146

        Wow awesome work mate, you should be well on your way to at least a placing!

        1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • KirwanK Offline
          KirwanK Offline
          Kirwan
          wrote on last edited by
          #147

          Now that you have been getting so many positive comments, can I make one small Zoolander reference about the last photo? No? OK then.

          1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • BartManB Offline
            BartManB Offline
            BartMan
            wrote on last edited by
            #148

            lol - yes, the facials... I think that is my "kiss my arse' look... Still needs work!<br />
            <br />
            Thanks RB, we'll be calling in for some of those spare ribs and guiness on our way home...!

            1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • MN5M Offline
              MN5M Offline
              MN5
              wrote on last edited by
              #149

              When you come and pick up your dumbbells can you please keep your shirt on ? I don't want to look bad in front of the wife. Cheers. xzxcool<br />
              <br />
              Not enough fat on either of the Barts to fry an egg, outstanding effort from the pair of them.

              1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • HoorooH Offline
                HoorooH Offline
                Hooroo
                wrote on last edited by
                #150

                Woah! Even more of a change again in this short period.<br />
                <br />
                Mrs Bartman is as cut as you now bro!!!! I can't believe the change in less than a month. Looking fantastic!!!<br />
                <br />
                You two are going to kill it man! I'm so impressed at the dedication and transformation in you both, especially in the last month

                1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • PaekakboyzP Offline
                  PaekakboyzP Offline
                  Paekakboyz
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #151

                  Shit that is impressive!! you guys are looking like the pros!<br />
                  <br />
                  Amazing what the body (and mind!) can achieve - Like Hooroo said even a few weeks ago you both looked in mean shape and cut as but that last set of pics are epic. Well done guys.<br />
                  <br />
                  where was the comp again? would be primo to have some local ferners show up and wave burgers at ya from the audience!! xzxfishing <br />
                  <br />
                  awesome work!

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • Baron Silas GreenbackB Offline
                    Baron Silas GreenbackB Offline
                    Baron Silas Greenback
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #152

                    For some reason when I read this thread title I thought of this Arnold<br />
                    <br />
                    [img]http://images.oprah.com/images/seriesandspecials/screeningroom/20090323-sitcom-kid-arnold-350x263.jpg[/img]

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • B Offline
                      B Offline
                      Bar
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #153

                      Fucking good work Bart,<br />
                      <br />
                      Just out of curiousity where did you find your trainer? I can get to 10-12% but struggle to go lower, would love to have an eating/cardio/weights plan from an actual former bodybuilder (which I assume is what has happened?)<br />
                      <br />
                      Where would I find someone like that and how much does it cost? also how long did it take you to get from 10% to 6%?<br />
                      <br />
                      Show us the wheels!

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • D Offline
                        D Offline
                        Dodge
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #154

                        fucking impressive Bart, I trust you're going to follow the obligatory half bottle of wine the night before the competition to make sure you're dehydrated enough to be properly cut on the day? Just make sure you're not too dehydrated, apparently collapsing with cramps whilst posing is pretty painful...

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • MN5M Offline
                          MN5M Offline
                          MN5
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #155

                          Bart obviously things like pushups and pull ups will be a breeze now but how are your strength gains ? as powerful as when you were a rampaging front rower ?

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • BartManB Offline
                            BartManB Offline
                            BartMan
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #156

                            Hey Bar - Teresa Edwards, multi time NZ champion as carious things! She is wicked - from the eating plan to the training - all mapped out, you just have to get stuck in and DO IT!!<br />
                            <br />
                            WHere abouts are you based? If in NZ, i could ask Teresa who is good nearby to you?<br />
                            <br />
                            Dodge - Trainer has all that sorted for us, carbing up and down and chocolate and booze and you name it. I thin the Allies on D-Day weren't as organised as Teresa!!<br />
                            [b]<br />
                            October 10 - Wellington Regional Championships - Lower Hutt Town Hall.[/b] Anyone who wants to come along and shoud for Mr and Mrs BartMan feel free, apparently is good for competitors to hear plenty of noise while on stage in their fucked up mental states!!! WIll let you know about that one!

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • BartManB Offline
                              BartManB Offline
                              BartMan
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #157

                              MN%, nope, not as powerful as all - the maxim that mass moves mass is right! However, did chin ups for the first time in months today, part of a triple set, chins first, but cranked out three sets of ten easy - struggling with the last two reps of the last set. But with bodyweight down, they were bloody ridiculously easy!

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • B Offline
                                B Offline
                                Bar
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #158

                                In Melbourne unfortunately Bart, looks like she certainly knows what shes doing you both look the goods!

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • W Offline
                                  W Offline
                                  willie the weka
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #159

                                  Fark just showed the photo's to mrs weka - she was blown away, hadn't seen the latest pics myself and fark!! Both of you have gone to a different level again!!<br />
                                  <br />
                                  Amazing fella. Good luck to you both. Kia kaha

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  0
                                  • R Offline
                                    R Offline
                                    rustycruiser
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #160

                                    Jeez, you both look bloody impressive. Good job, and good luck with the competition.

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    0
                                    • BartManB Offline
                                      BartManB Offline
                                      BartMan
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #161

                                      thanks Weka and company - light at the end of the tunnel now, and it's not a train!<br />
                                      <br />
                                      Saturday is now officially named 'chocolate day'! Then Saturday off, and back in the saddle for, potentially, if we qualify, nationals two weeks later.<br />
                                      <br />
                                      And then maninentance, work on weak points (like my spelling), and look ahead and see what we do next.

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      0
                                      • B Offline
                                        B Offline
                                        bayimports
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #162

                                        came visiting, after seeing the invitation on the main page. Quite different to the Bart I met in Chch in about 2005. Quite an outstanding effort, good luck for the comp. After this, what is the plan? Up a weight class?<br />
                                        <br />
                                        Again, superb..look forward to see you posting photos from the comp and with medals of course

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        • BartManB Offline
                                          BartManB Offline
                                          BartMan
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #163

                                          abut 30 kilos different there BI!!!<br />
                                          <br />
                                          I am competing in 'athletic', which is the little boys, I want to do physique, which is the big boys, but will have to work hard on chest / shoulders / upper body in general to do that. Is very hard to get this weight down, and want to lift heavy weights and grow!

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          0
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Don't have an account? Register

                                          • Search
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Search