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@antipodean said in Movie review thread...:
@Kiwiwomble said in Movie review thread...:
dont care if its shit...will see this in the cinema
An 80 year old Indiana Jones? Wait for bargain bin night.
The 4th film was dumb. This one is taking the piss. And I say that as someone who thinks Raiders was close to the perfect film. Absolutely brilliant.
Being modern Hollywood they'll no doubt kill Indy and replace him with a his long lost transgender daughter.
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i wonder if theyll address Shia LaBeouf's character or just move on and forget he exists
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@Kiwiwomble said in Movie review thread...:
i wonder if theyll address Shia LaBeouf's character or just move on and forget he exists
It would be nice if Hollywood reflected real life.
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@mariner4life said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
I love how grumpy Ford gets when asked about his most iconic roles and yet he’s come back and reprised three of them
i don't, in my mind it makes him a massive dick
"oh, whaaa, people love movies i'm in, and that makes me grumpy"
you stupid old fuck, if your career was The Fugitive and Witness you would be nowhere near as respected as you are now.
Artists who go out of their way to make a point how cringe they find the very thing that made them famous is always really fucking annoying. fluffybunny you were a fucking carpenter until Han Solo and Indie made you famous.
When I say I ‘love’ it it’s probably more a case of it amusing me in a cringy way.
I don’t recall any interviews with him saying how lucky he was to get that big break and become a megastar. Even many other stars I consider dickwads do that so poor form from Ford.
I think Sean Connery was even worse with trying to get away from being “typecast” as Bond. Again, he was a nobody before that put him on the map.
But then he was just so immensely cool and charismatic as Indy/Han I guess people cut him slack. Fair enough.
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@Kiwiwomble said in Movie review thread...:
i wonder if theyll address Shia LaBeouf's character or just move on and forget he exists
Fingers crossed.
What a loathesome fucktard that character was. Perfectly cast.
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@MN5 personally i'd prefer they killed him off screen...just to appease my continuity OCD
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@Kiwiwomble said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 personally i'd prefer they killed him off screen...just to appease my continuity OCD
Na seeing him die horribly on screen would be good.
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@Kiwiwomble said in Movie review thread...:
dont care if its shit...will see this in the cinema
Should have been called the Dialysis of Destiny ..
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True Romance
This has finally been released on BR with both the Theatrical and Directors Cut (uncut version). An all-star cast, great dialogue and plenty of violence. What's not to like? My favourite Tarantino-related movie.5 eggplants out of 5 Elvis'
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@Bovidae said in Movie review thread...:
True Romance
This has finally been released on BR with both the Theatrical and Directors Cut (uncut version). An all-star cast, great dialogue and plenty of violence. What's not to like? My favourite Tarantino-related movie.5 eggplants out of 5 Elvis'
So, so good.
Of all the terrific scenes it’s pretty hard to top this one.
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@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Tim said in Movie review thread...:
Provided everyone attacks in super slo mo Steven Seagal is unbeatable as a fighter
It has the beautiful choreography of WWE
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@Machpants said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Tim said in Movie review thread...:
Provided everyone attacks in super slo mo Steven Seagal is unbeatable as a fighter
It has the beautiful choreography of WWE
Yeah he’s a bit of a joke isn’t he ?
At least he has a string of brilliant movies to look back on….
Oh….
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Movie review thread...:
Pretty amazing how these clowns live in some kind of weird year zero. Sigourney, Linda, Mila, Angelina etc etc were kicking arse on screen years before this plank of wood showed up.
She gets a pass for being hot though
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@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Movie review thread...:
Pretty amazing how these clowns live in some kind of weird year zero. Sigourney, Linda, Mila, Angelina etc etc were kicking arse on screen years before this plank of wood showed up.
She gets a pass for being hot though
She'd be a lot hotter if she didn't speak.
I mean it's so absurd. How about Charlie's Angels and the Bride from Kill Bill? It's like Christian Bale claiming he was the first Batman.
