Movie review thread...
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No forgot them, i didn't mind the first, the 2nd was terrible.
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<p>Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates: I pissed myself laughing at this movie. Zac Efron, the little dude from Workaholics, Aubrey Plaza and Anna Kendrick. Standard comedy storyline but nearly every single joke worked if you like a mix of gross out and pile on type lists humour.</p>
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<p>Jegga/M4L/a bunch of poster's from the Guns and Strippers thread - there is bush, and by bush, I mean bush (none of this manicured Game of Thrones business).</p>
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<p>I finally got around to watching Fifty Shades of Grey.</p>
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<p>It is so much better than the book, but that is what they call damned with faint praise.</p>
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<p>Dakota Johnson does pretty bloody well considering Ana is such a flaky moron in the book, actually gives her a bit of heart and humour. Jamie Dornan is a cardboard cutout, but Christian is such a revolting, creepy character, he had nothing to work with. The sex scenes are tepid at best, everything given a glossy plastic finish. Rainy day, no brainpower required flick.</p>
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<p>the Trust - Nick Cage & Frodo.</p>
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<p>Basically a couple of low rung cops and Cage finds out about a store of loot and convinces Frodo to go on a<span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color:rgb(84,84,84);">sort of... </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(106,106,106);">mission</span><span style="color:rgb(84,84,84);">... </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(106,106,106);">quest</span><span style="color:rgb(84,84,84);">... </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(106,106,106);">thing</span></span></span> with him to steal it...pretty lame ending TBH </p>
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<p>But 2.9 lifechanging mission quest thing out of 5.</p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Tim" data-cid="597362" data-time="1468667920"><p>25 years ago today: <em>Point Break</em> was released to the general public.<br><br>
I'm watching it, and so should you.<br></p></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Mokey" data-cid="596681" data-time="1468548763"><p>
I finally got around to watching Fifty Shades of Grey.<br><br>
It is so much better than the book, but that is what they call damned with faint praise.<br><br>
Dakota Johnson does pretty bloody well considering Ana is such a flaky moron in the book, actually gives her a bit of heart and humour. Jamie Dornan is a cardboard cutout, but Christian is such a revolting, creepy character, he had nothing to work with. The sex scenes are tepid at best, everything given a glossy plastic finish. Rainy day, no brainpower required flick.<br><br>
4 fucked up shades out of 10.</p></blockquote>
Not a fan of the book Mokey,<br>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Virgil" data-cid="597383" data-time="1468695866"><p>Are you posing from the future there Tim? <br>
I thought the remake sucked..</p></blockquote>
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<p>Not a fan of the book Mokey,<br>
I thought all you authors stuck together !<br>
Of course I'm certain your work doesnt glamorise stalking and physical abuse</p>
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<p>Even authors are allowed to be readers, funnily enough. And like all other humans, our tastes vary. I admire E L James' success and savvy, but I hate the way she portrayed BDSM in her books. It is wrong and damaging and incredibly insulting to those who practice it.</p> -
For something that started as a piece of Twilight fan fiction, she did alright out of it.<br><br>
But the wife read the book and said it was more "chick with serious issues" than "erotic fiction".<br><br>
Mrs TA studied psychology at Uni, hence her analysis.<br><br>
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<p>For something that started as a piece of Twilight fan fiction, she did alright out of it.<br><br>
But the wife read the book and said it was more "chick with serious issues" than "erotic fiction".<br><br>
Mrs TA studied psychology at Uni, hence her analysis.<br><br><strong>So I didn't get a single root out of it.</strong></p>
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<p>Have you got her to watch Outlander, are a few eps in that which will get you one...but not the last ep of the series</p> -
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<p>Have you got her to watch Outlander, are a few eps in that which will get you one...but not the last ep of the series</p>
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<p>Ha, yeah, probably the wedding episode rather than Wentworth Prison in Season 1.</p>
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<p>To turn her into a sobbing mess seeking comfort sex, the episode 'Faith' in Season 2.</p> -
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<p>Even authors are allowed to be readers, funnily enough. And like all other humans, our tastes vary. I admire E L James' success and savvy, but I hate the way she portrayed BDSM in her books. <strong>It is wrong and damaging and incredibly insulting to those who practice it.</strong></p>
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<p>There's two things going on here, are you going to correct that in your next book and will you be writing it from firsthand experience ....?</p> -
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<p>There's two things going on here, are you going to correct that in your next book and will you be writing it from firsthand experience ....?</p>
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<p>Ha. I have a trilogy releasing next year through my American publisher that is set in a pleasure club. Book 2 has a sub/dom relationship.</p>
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<p>Ha. I have a trilogy releasing next year through my American publisher that is set in a pleasure club. Book 2 has a sub/dom relationship.</p>
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<p>Research is fun.</p>
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<p>I'll look forward to the movie in 3 years time - hopefully it's better than Eyes Wide Shut. :)</p> -
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<p>Even authors are allowed to be readers, funnily enough. And like all other humans, our tastes vary. I admire E L James' success and savvy, but I hate the way she portrayed BDSM in her books. It is wrong and damaging and incredibly insulting to those who practice it.</p>
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<p>This was funny.</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='https://www.buzzfeed.com/jarrylee/fifty-shades-of-shade?utm_term=.do0JN19Wx#.dwzLWBPJN'>https://www.buzzfeed.com/jarrylee/fifty-shades-of-shade?utm_term=.do0JN19Wx#.dwzLWBPJN</a></p>
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<p>Even authors are allowed to be readers, funnily enough. And like all other humans, our tastes vary. I admire E L James' success and savvy, but I hate the way she portrayed BDSM in her books. It is wrong and damaging and incredibly insulting to those who practice it.</p>
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<p>To be fair some of them enjoy being insulted</p> -
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<p>Have you got her to watch Outlander, are a few eps in that which will get you one...but not the last ep of the series</p>
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<p>I've seen that on Netflix - might give it a look.</p>
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<p>Not sure what it is about, but my personal observation is that, unless its got Channing Tatum and/or Chris Hemsworth shirtless and ripped, its not going to do it.</p>
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<p>Further observation reveals that, if the studios can manage it, they should just release new versions of Magic Mike on a regular basis so that Mrs TA can have a night out with her friends, including dinner and drinks.</p>
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<p>am sure she will like the male lead in this too...you might even like the series too.</p>
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<p>I've seen that on Netflix - might give it a look.</p>
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<p>Not sure what it is about, but my personal observation is that, unless its got Channing Tatum and/or Chris Hemsworth shirtless and ripped, its not going to do it.</p>
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<p>Further observation reveals that, if the studios can manage it, they should just release new versions of Magic Mike on a regular basis so that Mrs TA can have a night out with her friends, including dinner and drinks.</p>
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<p>For some reason, that works better than trying to convince her to ovulate more than once every 28 days.</p>
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<p>Scottish series set in early Georgian times (1740s), based on the books by Diana Gabaldon. Heroine Claire Randall is a time traveller from 1940's England.</p>
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<p>Sam Heughan (hero Jamie Fraser) is hot, shirtless and ripped, in a kilt. Lots of sex, battles, seriously fucking evil villains, and gorgeous scenery.</p>
