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Back on Commando. That film really drives home how shit an actor Arnie was. Wooden doesn't do it justice. -
<p>He's fucking massive in that movie.</p>
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<p>Who needs to act when you have been written the greatest one-liners in the history of film?</p>
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That's the thing. He has one awesome one-liner after the other and he doesn't really hit the mark with any of them. But he's the farking Austrian Oak and his sheer presence more than compensates for his acting deficiencies.
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<p>Yes that avatar is sensational.<br><br>
Back on Commando. That film really drives home how shit an actor Arnie was. Wooden doesn't do it justice.</p>
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<p>WhatEVS Rancid, should we have campaigned for De Niro to have had the title role ?</p> -
No he would have sucked in this role. Daniel Day Lewis probably could have pulled it off though (:<br><br>
In all seriousness, only Arnie could have made this film a hit, but it still doesn't take away the fact that he looks like he's just been woken up with a torch in his face every time he speaks.<br><br>
But that's what make these films great. Arnie, Chuck, JCVD, Stallone, can't act for shit but it doesn't matter because they're great at kicking the shit out of people and looking good while doing it. No pansy stage actor could do that shit. In fact Id pay good money to see Arnie play Hamlet. -
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<p>That's the thing. <strong>He has one awesome one-liner after the other and he doesn't really hit the mark with any of them.</strong> But he's the farking Austrian Oak and his sheer presence more than compensates for his acting deficiencies.</p>
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<p>You probably shouldn't have posted this straight after a post of one of his awesome hitting the mark one liners.</p> -
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This should work<br><br><img src="http://i.imgur.com/ovaugNA.png" alt="ovaugNA.png"></p></blockquote>
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<p>No he would have sucked in this role. Daniel Day Lewis probably could have pulled it off though (:<br><br>
In all seriousness, only Arnie could have made this film a hit, but it still doesn't take away the fact that he looks like he's just been woken up with a torch in his face every time he speaks.<br><br>
But that's what make these films great. <strong>Arnie, Chuck, JCVD, Stallone</strong>, can't act for shit but it doesn't matter because they're great at kicking the shit out of people and looking good while doing it. No pansy stage actor could do that shit. In fact Id pay good money to see Arnie play Hamlet.</p>
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<p>I think Dolph Lundgren is more wooden than any of them which is surprising for a bloke who is a legitimate genius in real life.</p> -
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<p>Milius' <em>Dillinger</em> is damned fine movie. Constantly moving forward, tightly plotted, solid action. 8.5/10.</p>
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<p>Forgot to mention that Warren Oates was very good as Dillinger.</p>
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I think Dolph Lundgren is more wooden than any of them which is surprising for a bloke who is a legitimate genius in real life.</p></blockquote>
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"You gave this guy lines????"<br><br>
Sly to the makers of Masters of the Universe. Dolph was of course He Man in that particularly shitty film. <br><br>
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Watched Mothers Day which has Jennifer Aniston, Kate Hudson, Julia Roberts and Jason Sudeikis in the cast. Thought it would be a comedy. Only funny bit would be the actors, director, screenwriters and producers laughing at you for wasting two hours on this crap.
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Yeah but he wasn't really in the musclebound freak category like the guys above. <br><br>
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<p>Yeah but he wasn't really in the musclebound freak category like the guys above.<br><br>
He made some great movies though. Last Boy Scout is farking awesome.</p>
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<p>No he wasn't, he was more the smartass hero, but he was a contemporary albeit an unlikely one after his start in Moonlighting</p>