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All Blacks 2023

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  • ChrisC Chris

    @Kirwan

    The wrong French food can have an adverse effect on the physique of a highly tuned individual.

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    @Chris What will it do to a fat lazy shit like Ryan?

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    • DuluthD Duluth

      @Chris What will it do to a fat lazy shit like Ryan?

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      @Duluth
      Turn him into Fozzie I would guess.

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      • ChrisC Chris

        @Duluth
        Turn him into Fozzie I would guess.

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        @Chris so he'd lose 10kgs

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        • R reprobate

          Foster's problem is that everyone is so sick of him eating all the donuts, that even if Ryan eats them Foster will still be blamed. And if there are donuts left, Ryan will get the credit for his self control.
          Still his fucking fault for scoffing them all for the last 4 years though.

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          @reprobate said in All Blacks 2023:

          Foster's problem is that everyone is so sick of him eating all the donuts, that even if Ryan eats them Foster will still be blamed. And if there are donuts left, Ryan will get the credit for his self control.
          Still his fucking fault for scoffing them all for the last 4 years though.

          Add to that Schmidt will eat all the croissants and will also get credit for the self control of not eating all the donuts.

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            Bye weeks...gotta love them

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            • taniwharugbyT taniwharugby

              Bye weeks...gotta love them

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              @taniwharugby que NZR posting on there social media about NZ fans having nothing to watch this weekend whilst telling everyone the NPC cant be saved....

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              • DuluthD Duluth

                @Chris so he'd lose 10kgs

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                @Duluth

                Debatable

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                • TimT Away
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                  The good news is Frizell, All Blacks captain Sam Cane, starting tighthead prop Tyrel Lomax and second five Jordie Barrett appear on-course to return from their respective injuries to play their first matches at this World Cup in the pivotal pool game against Italy in Lyon next week

                  https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/all-blacks-departing-forwards-coach-jason-ryan-hopes-shannon-frizell-will-return-to-nz-after-japan-stint/6Z7UQLYHSBENTLGUZ3JP5G25T4/

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                    The real good news is that Lomu is back

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                    Fuck me what are the idiots at RP on? No, I've not watched. So maybe it is

                    Question: Is Caleb Clarke the new Lomu?

                    Answer: not even fucking close

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                    • M Machpants

                      The real good news is that Lomu is back

                      image.png

                      Fuck me what are the idiots at RP on? No, I've not watched. So maybe it is

                      Question: Is Caleb Clarke the new Lomu?

                      Answer: not even fucking close

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                      @Machpants said in All Blacks 2023:

                      The real good news is that Lomu is back

                      image.png

                      Fuck me what are the idiots at RP on? No, I've not watched. So maybe it is

                      Question: Is Caleb Clarke the new Lomu?

                      Answer: not even fucking close

                      Good grief that is embarrassing as fuck.

                      I’ve never seen Jonah trip over his own feet for a start

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                        Fk me, I’ve only ever seen Clarke have one barnstorming run in a test match. Get out of here with these Lomu comparisons. Embarrassing.

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                        • MN5M MN5

                          @Machpants said in All Blacks 2023:

                          The real good news is that Lomu is back

                          image.png

                          Fuck me what are the idiots at RP on? No, I've not watched. So maybe it is

                          Question: Is Caleb Clarke the new Lomu?

                          Answer: not even fucking close

                          Good grief that is embarrassing as fuck.

                          I’ve never seen Jonah trip over his own feet for a start

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                          @MN5 said in All Blacks 2023:

                          @Machpants said in All Blacks 2023:

                          The real good news is that Lomu is back

                          image.png

                          Fuck me what are the idiots at RP on? No, I've not watched. So maybe it is

                          Question: Is Caleb Clarke the new Lomu?

                          Answer: not even fucking close

                          Good grief that is embarrassing as fuck.

                          I’ve never seen Jonah trip over his own feet for a start

                          I have

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                            I have never been a Foster fan and have bagged the shit of him on the fern,But after reading and listening to a lot of NH fans and ex NH rugby players who are now in the media some not good enough in their playing days to get anywhere near the standard of an AB in those times I am looking at you MR Foster you need to select this team right get the tactical game in order,Go and put Italy away stuff the Irish if we do Wales will not beat us in a SF after getting that roll on.
                            I want some credibility in the Black jersey now and stick it up some of these smug fluffybunnies..
                            UP THE ABs.

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                              Hansen is a dead cert genius, I never would've even considered these gems...

                              Hansen also looked at the technical side of the match and revealed what his plan would be for overcoming the Irishmen.

                              “If we want to beat Ireland, we’ve got to be able to take them on up front, contest at lineout time, make our scrum really potent and challenge them there,” he said.

                              “We need to go through the breakdown as they’re not putting anybody in the breakdown themselves, so go through it rather than go wide.

                              “Once we go through it and start narrowing them up a bit, we can go wide.”

                              Earn the right to go wide
                              https://tenor.com/bdund.gif

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                              • KirwanK Kirwan

                                @Chris said in All Blacks 2023:

                                @Kirwan

                                I am sure Fozzie as HC would have Seniority over the donut pile.

                                Someone should tell Ryan then

                                Screenshot 2023-09-20 at 11.22.04 AM.png

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                                @Kirwan said in All Blacks 2023:

                                @Chris said in All Blacks 2023:

                                @Kirwan

                                I am sure Fozzie as HC would have Seniority over the donut pile.

                                Someone should tell Ryan then

                                Screenshot 2023-09-20 at 11.22.04 AM.png

                                Fuck me.

                                Looks like one of those fat wannabe whales masquerading as tourists we get Newquay beach in the summer. Needs more tats though.

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                                • TimT Tim

                                  The good news is Frizell, All Blacks captain Sam Cane, starting tighthead prop Tyrel Lomax and second five Jordie Barrett appear on-course to return from their respective injuries to play their first matches at this World Cup in the pivotal pool game against Italy in Lyon next week

                                  https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/all-blacks-departing-forwards-coach-jason-ryan-hopes-shannon-frizell-will-return-to-nz-after-japan-stint/6Z7UQLYHSBENTLGUZ3JP5G25T4/

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                                  @Tim said in All Blacks 2023:

                                  Best rugby is ahead of him': The All Black Jason Ryan hopes to lure back home

                                  With some of his donuts, probably.

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                                  • Victor MeldrewV Victor Meldrew

                                    @Tim said in All Blacks 2023:

                                    Best rugby is ahead of him': The All Black Jason Ryan hopes to lure back home

                                    With some of his donuts, probably.

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                                    @Victor-Meldrew

                                    He better have dollars for donuts! (Never understood that term…)

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                                    • M Machpants

                                      Hansen is a dead cert genius, I never would've even considered these gems...

                                      Hansen also looked at the technical side of the match and revealed what his plan would be for overcoming the Irishmen.

                                      “If we want to beat Ireland, we’ve got to be able to take them on up front, contest at lineout time, make our scrum really potent and challenge them there,” he said.

                                      “We need to go through the breakdown as they’re not putting anybody in the breakdown themselves, so go through it rather than go wide.

                                      “Once we go through it and start narrowing them up a bit, we can go wide.”

                                      Earn the right to go wide
                                      https://tenor.com/bdund.gif

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                                      DaGrubster
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                                      @Machpants

                                      Rugby is a simple game!

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                                      • D DaGrubster

                                        @Machpants

                                        Rugby is a simple game!

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                                        @DaGrubster can be a simple game....

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                                        • D DaGrubster

                                          @Victor-Meldrew

                                          He better have dollars for donuts! (Never understood that term…)

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                                          Machpants
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                                          @DaGrubster said in All Blacks 2023:

                                          dollars for donuts

                                          Betting dollars to donuts i.e. you are so confident you are right that you bet real money versus (worth less) donuts

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