Steve Tew: New Zealand ready for a gay All Black
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<p>cant believe the airtime this is getting...NZHerald earlier had a headline demanding the Chiefs front up to the media.</p>
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<p>Yes some players were dicks, yes the CEO and Sponsor said some dumb shit, fuck off and report real news! </p>
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<p>Luckily the final is tomorrow and the Olympics start too, so at least our media my be able to avert thier gaze to allow the NZRU and Chiefs to conduct thier investigations and punish those if they have in fact transgressed as the media have reported.</p> -
<p>Holy hell in a handbasket.</p>
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<p>Now we've got the stripper who appeared at last year's Mad Monday saying the same thing happened to her:</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/82881350/police-confirm-contact-with-chiefs-stripper'>http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/82881350/police-confirm-contact-with-chiefs-stripper</a></p>
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<p>And Chiefs fans burning their jerseys:</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/opinion/82871162/former-chiefs-fan-sets-fire-to-jersey'>http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/opinion/82871162/former-chiefs-fan-sets-fire-to-jersey</a></p> -
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<p>Holy hell in a handbasket.</p>
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<p>Now we've got the stripper who appeared at last year's Mad Monday saying the same thing happened to her:</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/82881350/police-confirm-contact-with-chiefs-stripper'>http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/82881350/police-confirm-contact-with-chiefs-stripper</a></p>
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<p>And Chiefs fans burning their jerseys:</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/opinion/82871162/former-chiefs-fan-sets-fire-to-jersey'>http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/opinion/82871162/former-chiefs-fan-sets-fire-to-jersey</a></p>
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<p>That guy will look mighty stupid if this all turns out to be nothing.</p> -
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<div style="margin:0px;font-family:'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;color:rgb(0,0,0);"><br><p style="font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;font-family:inherit;font-size:1em;"><strong>Secondly, she shouldn't have accepted $50 to let one of the players lick her "b***hole". Scarlette says after letting one player do it, four more did without her permission.</strong></p>
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<p>That may be my favourite line wriotten on the Fern ever. Tho' "<strong><em>I could have a midget here in half-an-hour</em></strong>" is right up there.</p>
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<p>Pro tip, don't let a professional rugby player lick your butthole, even for $50. </p>
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<p>And I love the idea that someone genuienly see's a stripper & thinks "I bet she's got a tasty butthole, I'd like to lick it". So we've narrowed it down to the props or one of the halfbacks. It was a bit pointless before, but now I desperately want to see a press conference where 4 Chiefs players have to publically apologise for the unpaid butthole licking they subjected this poor girl too.</p> -
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<p>That may be my favourite line wriotten on the Fern ever. Tho' "<strong><em>I could have a midget here in half-an-hour</em></strong>" is right up there.</p>
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<p>Pro tip, don't let a professional rugby player lick your butthole, even for $50. </p>
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<p>And I love the idea that someone genuienly see's a stripper & thinks "I bet she's got a tasty butthole, I'd like to lick it". So we've narrowed it down to the props or one of the halfbacks. It was a bit pointless before, but now I desperately want to see a press conference where 4 Chiefs players have to publically apologise for the unpaid butthole licking they subjected this poor girl too.</p>
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<p>Just when you think it couldn't get any weirder - several drunk rugby players licking stripper ass at a public pool complex.</p>
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<p>Just when you think it couldn't get any weirder - several drunk rugby players licking stripper ass at a public pool complex.</p>
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<p>Hope everyone is up to date with their shots.</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/thumb-sucking-nail-biting-kids-may-have-lower-allergy-risk/'>May improve their immune system...</a></p> -
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/thumb-sucking-nail-biting-kids-may-have-lower-allergy-risk/'>May improve their immune system...</a></p>
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<p>I see - its big pharma discouraging us from licking strippers asses.</p> -
<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://thefecaltransplantfoundation.org/what-is-fecal-transplant/'>http://thefecaltransplantfoundation.org/what-is-fecal-transplant/</a></p>
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Drinks with the lads. Sweet. <br>
Tell a few yarns. Sweet. <br>
Hot stripper. Yeah ok sweet. <br>
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I just want to say - thank fuck this is the Chiefs and not the Crusaders! <br><br>
You guys going to add a brown tongue to your logo? :)</p></blockquote>
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And I thought our CEO was incompetent
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I reckon Rennie would be bloody angry by now.
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<p>I just want to say - thank fuck this is the Chiefs and not the Crusaders! </p>
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<p>You guys going to add a brown tongue to your logo? :)</p>
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<p>I reckon Rennie would be bloody angry by now.</p>
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<p>On reflection, I think Flexman should embrace this as an opportunity instead of acting like it's a threat. There's a re-branding opportunity here.</p>
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<p>Instead of a loose affiliation with the Kansas City Chiefs.....</p>
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He might have even upgraded his state of rage to ''furious''. I hope to God it wasn't a tighthead prop who was involved - assuming the Chiefs still have any left.</p></blockquote>
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<p>Jacinda Ahern was on some TV thing last night with someone that looked like John Campbell and all I heard before I skipped to the next channel was something about being disgusted and shes a Morrinsville girl! </p>
