Steve Tew: New Zealand ready for a gay All Black
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<div style="margin:0px;font-family:'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;color:rgb(0,0,0);"><br><p style="font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;font-family:inherit;font-size:1em;"><strong>Secondly, she shouldn't have accepted $50 to let one of the players lick her "b***hole". Scarlette says after letting one player do it, four more did without her permission.</strong></p>
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<p>That may be my favourite line wriotten on the Fern ever. Tho' "<strong><em>I could have a midget here in half-an-hour</em></strong>" is right up there.</p>
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<p>Pro tip, don't let a professional rugby player lick your butthole, even for $50. </p>
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<p>And I love the idea that someone genuienly see's a stripper & thinks "I bet she's got a tasty butthole, I'd like to lick it". So we've narrowed it down to the props or one of the halfbacks. It was a bit pointless before, but now I desperately want to see a press conference where 4 Chiefs players have to publically apologise for the unpaid butthole licking they subjected this poor girl too.</p> -
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<p>That may be my favourite line wriotten on the Fern ever. Tho' "<strong><em>I could have a midget here in half-an-hour</em></strong>" is right up there.</p>
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<p>Pro tip, don't let a professional rugby player lick your butthole, even for $50. </p>
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<p>And I love the idea that someone genuienly see's a stripper & thinks "I bet she's got a tasty butthole, I'd like to lick it". So we've narrowed it down to the props or one of the halfbacks. It was a bit pointless before, but now I desperately want to see a press conference where 4 Chiefs players have to publically apologise for the unpaid butthole licking they subjected this poor girl too.</p>
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<p>Just when you think it couldn't get any weirder - several drunk rugby players licking stripper ass at a public pool complex.</p>
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<p>Just when you think it couldn't get any weirder - several drunk rugby players licking stripper ass at a public pool complex.</p>
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<p>Hope everyone is up to date with their shots.</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/thumb-sucking-nail-biting-kids-may-have-lower-allergy-risk/'>May improve their immune system...</a></p> -
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/thumb-sucking-nail-biting-kids-may-have-lower-allergy-risk/'>May improve their immune system...</a></p>
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<p>I see - its big pharma discouraging us from licking strippers asses.</p> -
<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://thefecaltransplantfoundation.org/what-is-fecal-transplant/'>http://thefecaltransplantfoundation.org/what-is-fecal-transplant/</a></p>
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Drinks with the lads. Sweet. <br>
Tell a few yarns. Sweet. <br>
Hot stripper. Yeah ok sweet. <br>
Drunkenly "crack" out your tossing salad fetish. Awkward. -
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I just want to say - thank fuck this is the Chiefs and not the Crusaders! <br><br>
You guys going to add a brown tongue to your logo? :)</p></blockquote>
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And I thought our CEO was incompetent
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I reckon Rennie would be bloody angry by now.
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<p>I just want to say - thank fuck this is the Chiefs and not the Crusaders! </p>
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<p>You guys going to add a brown tongue to your logo? :)</p>
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<p>ain't nothing safe or white about a strippers arsehole.</p> -
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<p>I reckon Rennie would be bloody angry by now.</p>
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<p>He might have even upgraded his state of rage to ''furious''. I hope to God it wasn't a tighthead prop who was involved - assuming the Chiefs still have any left.</p> -
<p>On reflection, I think Flexman should embrace this as an opportunity instead of acting like it's a threat. There's a re-branding opportunity here.</p>
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<p>Instead of a loose affiliation with the Kansas City Chiefs.....</p>
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He might have even upgraded his state of rage to ''furious''. I hope to God it wasn't a tighthead prop who was involved - assuming the Chiefs still have any left.</p></blockquote>
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Id say he's " incandescent with rage " now . <br><br>
I see a Peter Fitzsimons has waded into it now in his column along with Jacinda Ardern . We should be approaching peak sanctimony in the Sunday papers tomorrow . -
<p>Jacinda Ahern was on some TV thing last night with someone that looked like John Campbell and all I heard before I skipped to the next channel was something about being disgusted and shes a Morrinsville girl! </p>
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<p>The shit thing about this is, like Steve Price was quite vocal in saying in the wake of the Bulldogs saga is that every Chiefs player is being tarred with that brush, whether they were involved or not. The married boys will no doubt be fielding questions by their wives as to whether they tossed the strippers salad, and I'd imagine that's a pretty uncomfortable conversation to have...</p>
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<p>In all seriousness though, I'm surprised at the outrage at them hiring a stripper in the first place. I wouldn't have thought that was the worst thing they could on Mad Monday. It's not exactly illegal, and how many strippers perform in rugby clubrooms around the country annually?</p>
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<p>I was also mildly curious as to why she went to the media before she went to the Police if it is an allegation of sexual assault. Should this ever wind up in criminal charges, I'm fairly certain that an competent defence lawyer would be asking the same thing. Obviously that statement comes with the disclaimer that sexual assault is never okay, nor is victim blaming. Just seems odd, is all.</p> -
No doubt the Chiefs are making a move to sign Canes centre Vince Aso...
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If 50 bucks was all it took to lick her butthole, surely 20 would have been enough to buy her silence. Very unprofessional of the Chiefs.
