Steve Tew: New Zealand ready for a gay All Black
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<p>As an aside do NZs prostitution laws come into this can she take them to small claims court for the 250 bucks shes owed? 50 for the guys who cut the deal and another 200 for the 4 who went in for a freebie.</p>
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<p>Those are very specific numbers. Did you study the tape closely?</p> -
<p>apparently no further Police action on complaint.</p>
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<p>By the sounds, possibly conflicting reports of how things went, which I guess is normal in alot of cases.</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11690380'>http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11690380</a></p> -
<p>I think if one good thing has come out of this its that we all now know the price to lick a butthole.</p>
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<p>And also surely there is some marketing gold to be made from a Cheifs player who doesn't take himself too seriously doing a listerine advert ASAP</p> -
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<p>I think if one good thing has come out of this its that we all now know the price to lick a butthole.</p>
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<p>And also surely there is some marketing gold to be made from a Cheifs player who doesn't take himself too seriously doing a listerine advert ASAP</p>
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<p>Does the price vary from first to fourth though? There's a strong case for a sliding scale from 1st on downwards.</p> -
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<p>Does the price vary from first to fourth though? There's a strong case for a sliding scale from 1st on downwards.</p>
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<p>Let's be honest, by the time you are haggling a bulk discount for extras from a stripper, it's unlikely the night is going to end well.</p> -
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<p>Let's be honest, by the time you are haggling a bulk discount for extras from a stripper, it's unlikely the night is going to end well.</p>
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<p>It would only take one coldsore really.</p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="604355" data-time="1470735067">
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<p>It would only take one coldsore really.</p>
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<p>Rectal coldsores seem like something I would like not to experience.</p> -
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Does the price vary from first to fourth though? There's a strong case for a sliding scale from 1st on downwards.</p></blockquote>
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Exactly. Surely 4th is more expensive as the area has already been extensively cleaned. -
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<p>Exactly. Surely 4th is more expensive as the area has already been extensively cleaned.</p>
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<p>See my comment about cold sores, also what say the previous guy went heavy on the garlic at lunch or had a cold? There's a lot to consider here.</p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="604385" data-time="1470740351"><p>
There's a lot to consider here.</p></blockquote>And only on the Fern would anyone actually take the time to consider it.<br><br>
Would be an interesting way to catch the kissing disease though. "You caught it from your teammate?!" "Umm yeah... funny story..." -
<p>So now we can have a double header ad campaign, a Cheifs player using listerine - and opening his bathroom vanity to show nothing but row upon row of Listerine. And then a Stripper getting max strength cold sore cream & applying to her arse. Maybe then follow those with the Cheifs PR spokesman chucking down anti-depresants like they are M&Ms, or using super strength anti-persperaint for those tough meetings.</p>
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<p>I should work at Unilver. Or somewhere. </p> -
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<p>See my comment about cold sores, also what say the previous guy went heavy on the garlic at lunch or had a cold? There's a lot to consider here.</p>
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<p>Garlic breath would be the last thing I'd worry about. You'd have to be less sensitive if anyone told you your breath smelled like shit, that's for sure.</p>
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<p>I'll be watching the NPC more closely, trying to identify which 5 players have pink eye.</p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Mokey" data-cid="604651" data-time="1470800022">
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<p>I don't know why anyone bothers with Stuff or the Herald.</p>
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<p>All you need to know in life is right here on the Fern. Banks, wines, touring, politics, crime and punishment, employment, lesbian sex stories, licking assholes...</p>
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<p>The content is probably more factual too!! Don't forget food and recipe tips!</p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Mokey" data-cid="604651" data-time="1470800022">
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<p>I don't know why anyone bothers with Stuff or the Herald.</p>
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<p>All you need to know in life is right here on the Fern. Banks, wines, touring, politics, crime and punishment, employment, <strong>lesbian sex stories, </strong>licking assholes...</p>
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<p>Sorry?!? Have I been asleep at the wheel. I really enjoy a story with a happy ending</p> -
<p>don't get too excited, for a porn writer, her story was really hard to wank to</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="mariner4life" data-cid="604659" data-time="1470801196">
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<p>don't get too excited, for a porn writer, her story was really hard to Do a Willis to</p>
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<p>Ha. The graphic version is available, but you have to pay for it like all the other readers.</p> -
<p>I believe $50 is the going rate...</p>
