Steve Tew: New Zealand ready for a gay All Black
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<p>I think if one good thing has come out of this its that we all now know the price to lick a butthole.</p>
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<p>And also surely there is some marketing gold to be made from a Cheifs player who doesn't take himself too seriously doing a listerine advert ASAP</p> -
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<p>I think if one good thing has come out of this its that we all now know the price to lick a butthole.</p>
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<p>And also surely there is some marketing gold to be made from a Cheifs player who doesn't take himself too seriously doing a listerine advert ASAP</p>
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<p>Does the price vary from first to fourth though? There's a strong case for a sliding scale from 1st on downwards.</p> -
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<p>Does the price vary from first to fourth though? There's a strong case for a sliding scale from 1st on downwards.</p>
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<p>Let's be honest, by the time you are haggling a bulk discount for extras from a stripper, it's unlikely the night is going to end well.</p> -
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<p>Let's be honest, by the time you are haggling a bulk discount for extras from a stripper, it's unlikely the night is going to end well.</p>
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<p>It would only take one coldsore really.</p> -
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<p>It would only take one coldsore really.</p>
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<p>Rectal coldsores seem like something I would like not to experience.</p> -
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Does the price vary from first to fourth though? There's a strong case for a sliding scale from 1st on downwards.</p></blockquote>
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Exactly. Surely 4th is more expensive as the area has already been extensively cleaned. -
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<p>Exactly. Surely 4th is more expensive as the area has already been extensively cleaned.</p>
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<p>See my comment about cold sores, also what say the previous guy went heavy on the garlic at lunch or had a cold? There's a lot to consider here.</p> -
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There's a lot to consider here.</p></blockquote>And only on the Fern would anyone actually take the time to consider it.<br><br>
Would be an interesting way to catch the kissing disease though. "You caught it from your teammate?!" "Umm yeah... funny story..." -
<p>So now we can have a double header ad campaign, a Cheifs player using listerine - and opening his bathroom vanity to show nothing but row upon row of Listerine. And then a Stripper getting max strength cold sore cream & applying to her arse. Maybe then follow those with the Cheifs PR spokesman chucking down anti-depresants like they are M&Ms, or using super strength anti-persperaint for those tough meetings.</p>
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<p>I should work at Unilver. Or somewhere. </p> -
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<p>See my comment about cold sores, also what say the previous guy went heavy on the garlic at lunch or had a cold? There's a lot to consider here.</p>
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<p>Garlic breath would be the last thing I'd worry about. You'd have to be less sensitive if anyone told you your breath smelled like shit, that's for sure.</p>
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<p>I'll be watching the NPC more closely, trying to identify which 5 players have pink eye.</p> -
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<p>I don't know why anyone bothers with Stuff or the Herald.</p>
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<p>All you need to know in life is right here on the Fern. Banks, wines, touring, politics, crime and punishment, employment, lesbian sex stories, licking assholes...</p>
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<p>The content is probably more factual too!! Don't forget food and recipe tips!</p> -
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<p>I don't know why anyone bothers with Stuff or the Herald.</p>
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<p>All you need to know in life is right here on the Fern. Banks, wines, touring, politics, crime and punishment, employment, <strong>lesbian sex stories, </strong>licking assholes...</p>
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<p>Sorry?!? Have I been asleep at the wheel. I really enjoy a story with a happy ending</p> -
<p>don't get too excited, for a porn writer, her story was really hard to wank to</p>
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<p>don't get too excited, for a porn writer, her story was really hard to Do a Willis to</p>
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<p>Ha. The graphic version is available, but you have to pay for it like all the other readers.</p> -
<p>I believe $50 is the going rate...</p>
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don't get too excited, for a porn writer, her story was really hard to Do a Willis to</p></blockquote>
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which time are you talking about? By the fifth time it was pretty hard I partially put that down to chafing though . -
<p>ha!</p>
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<p>Reminds me of the tweet i saw shared on Facebook:</p>
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<p>"Watching the womens beach volley ball and there's been a wrist injury. Don't worry, i should be right by Monday"</p>
