Bad/Lame Jokes

[Victor Meldrew]

@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

The last was from a bloke in the burns unit to say thanks for the new ears earmuffs.

FIFY

[Catogrande]

Elizabeth Fritzl's diary:

Monday; Stayed in. Dad shagged me.
Tuesday: Stayed in. Had to give Dad a BJ.
Wednesday: Stayed in again. Dad shagged me again.
Thursday: Didn't go out. Dad shagged me.
Friday: Stayed in again. Dad shagged me.
Saturday: Went out. Watched the Wallaby's play. Wish I'd stayed in.

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

[MN5]

@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I just want you to know I’m only upvoting this cos Zep are the greatest band thats ever existed.

[Billy Tell]

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I just want you to know I’m only upvoting this cos Zep are the greatest band thats ever existed.

You’re giving the original post a whole lotta love.

[MN5]

@Billy-Tell said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I just want you to know I’m only upvoting this cos Zep are the greatest band thats ever existed.

You’re giving the original post a whole lotta love.

Ok, what is and what should never be.

No need to Ramble on.

[broughie]

@MN5 Trying to put in a lyric from the greatest song from Zep, but it doesn't work.

[MajorRage]

@broughie are you dazed? Or perhaps confused?

[broughie]

@MajorRage said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@broughie are you dazed? Or perhaps confused?

Just not up to it.

[Nevorian]

[MN5]

@broughie said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MajorRage said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@broughie are you dazed? Or perhaps confused?

Just not up to it.

How many more times, Hey, hey, what can I do ?

[MN5]

I hate those Russian dolls. They’re so full of themselves.

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

Why do golfers carry a spare sock?

[voodoo]

@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Why do golfers carry a spare sock?

In case they get a hole in one

Boom tish

[Bones]

@voodoo but why just a sock

[voodoo]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@voodoo but why just a sock

golfers are odd mate, who knows

[Bones]

@voodoo but what if they got a hole in their shirt

[Machpants]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@voodoo but what if they got a hole in their shirt

Put a sock in it, bones