Bad/Lame Jokes

[Nevorian]

[MN5]

@broughie said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MajorRage said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@broughie are you dazed? Or perhaps confused?

Just not up to it.

How many more times, Hey, hey, what can I do ?

[MN5]

I hate those Russian dolls. They’re so full of themselves.

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

Why do golfers carry a spare sock?

[voodoo]

@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Why do golfers carry a spare sock?

In case they get a hole in one

Boom tish

[Bones]

@voodoo but why just a sock

[voodoo]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@voodoo but why just a sock

golfers are odd mate, who knows

[Bones]

@voodoo but what if they got a hole in their shirt

[Machpants]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@voodoo but what if they got a hole in their shirt

Put a sock in it, bones

[Victor Meldrew]

I just deleted all my German business contacts from my phone. It's now completely Hans free

[Nevorian]

[Bones]

[MajorRage]

My buddy got mauled by a seal recently in South Africa.

He’s now known as Heidi.

[Billy Tell]

@MajorRage said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

My buddy got mauled by a seal recently in South Africa.

He’s now known as Heidi.

Heard it was a headbutt from a black Liverpool supporter. Kiss from a Xhosa.

[Bones]

Bread is like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

[MN5]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Bread is like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

Jesus Christ….

[voodoo]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Bread is like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

good god man

[MN5]

@voodoo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Bread is like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

good god man

Yeah I think someone has had their funny @Bones removed for 2024

[Crazy Horse]

Well, this is the thread for bad and lame jokes isn't it?