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<p>Backstory here,<a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.badassoftheweek.com/index.cgi?id=528487830784'>http://www.badassoftheweek.com/index.cgi?id=528487830784</a></p> -
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<p>London Has Fallen.</p>
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<p>I've not seen Olympus has fallen, but surely this was the sequel to Commando. Body count is off the charts, Bullshit-o-meter is just as high.</p>
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<p>A little bit America! America! but outside that, it's a decent enough action flick, maybe a little behind it's time, but watchable.</p>
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<p>3.5 dead world leaders out of 5.</p>
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<p>Thank God America is here to Police the world, that's all I can say. Problem with that flick was the U S A, U S A.....Fucken U S A ! shit that you mention plus it tried to take itself a bit seriously. I also hate the whole "Baby, this is my last mission" clichÃ
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<p>Thank God America is here to Police the world, that's all I can say. Problem with that flick was the U S A, U S A.....Fucken U S A ! shit that you mention plus it tried to take itself a bit seriously. I also hate the whole "Baby, this is my last mission" clichà crap that it stole from a million movies before it. </p>
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<p><strong>Commando was just Arnie being awesome.</strong></p>
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<p>FFS . </p>
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<p>FFS . </p>
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<p>I didn't bring it up, just offered my 2 cents for the millionth time.</p>
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<p>shame you didn't give me just 1c each time you offered your opinion....</p> -
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<p>Backstory here,<a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.badassoftheweek.com/index.cgi?id=528487830784'>http://www.badassoftheweek.com/index.cgi?id=528487830784</a></p>
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<p>speaking of Trailers....</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/4wq2iy/my_brother_who_is_a_lawyer_and_i_are_going_to_sue/'>https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/4wq2iy/my_brother_who_is_a_lawyer_and_i_are_going_to_sue/</a></p>
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<p class=""><a class="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/4wq2iy/my_brother_who_is_a_lawyer_and_i_are_going_to_sue/">My brother (who is a lawyer) and I are going to sue WB and DC for false advertising, misleading visual images and gaining a profit from us and millions others due to these acts. Our case has been accepted. We begin 11.08.16</a> <span>(<a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/'>self.movies</a>)</span></p>
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<p>Movie Trailers are like food menus, they give you a preview of what your gonna get. If you look at a McDonald's menu and you choose to get your favourite burger, presented/showcased in a nice picture with pickles, chicken, mild cheese(you're favourite, in-fact...that's the only reason you're getting this burger...because you love mild cheese). So you use your hard worked money to pay for this burger, you get the burger, but only to find out that...this isn't the burger you ordered. Yes it has pickles and chicken...but...it doesn't have mild cheese...it has regular cheese.</p>
<p>Suicide Squad trailers showcased several SPECIFIC Joker scenes that I had to pay for the whole movie just so that I can go watch those SPECIFIC SCENES that WB/DC had advertised in their trailers and TV spots. These scenes are: When Joker banged his head on his car window, when Joker says, ''let me show you my toys'', when Joker punchs the roof of his car, when Joker drops a bomb with his face all messed up and says, ''BYE BYE!''. Non of these scenes were in the movie. I drove 300 miles to London to go watch these specific scenes they had explicitly advertised in their TV ads...and they didn't show them to me. Adding to this, they were also 2 specific Katana scenes they advertised that were also the reason I wanted to go watch the movie. These scenes were: Katana's eyes going black, and a slow motion shot of her and her sword taking souls...in a smokey kind of style. These scenes were advertised several times in the 1st trailer and many TV ads...but they didn't show it to me in the movie. I wasted alot of money paying and travelling to go watch this movie because of these specific scenes they had advertised to me and all of us saying, ''hey, check out our preview! this will all be in our movie, come watch it on the 5th!!''. All lies. I told the theatre about this unjust act and said I didn't get what I came here to see...can I have my money back. They laughed at me and kicked me out. So I'm now taking this to court. I want my refund, the trauma of being embarrassed as I was being kicked out and people laughing at me for wanting my refund, and also the 160 pounds of fuel money I used to drive to London from Scotland.</p>
<p>If you advertise something...give me what you have advertised. Period. This is becoming a habbit with movie studios, showing epic scenes in trailers...but their never shown in the movies. It's unjust.</p>
<p>I just want to say, join me if you feel the same way. Let's stop this nonsense of false bullshitery...and don't let them bribe you with their ''deluxe premium special directors gold extended edition supreme cut'' nonsense. You should get what they advertised as their first theatre showing and what you have paid for based on what they have showed you in their advertisements.</p>
<p>Our court process will begin on 11/08/16 this week.</p>
<p>Edit: Further to us taking legal action on Suicide Squads false advertising scheme, we've launched a petition for fans and general film goers to get their refunds. If you feel the same way, please sign and together we can help make cinema better for everyone. Thanks.</p>
<p>Link: <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='https://www.change.org/p/us-government-wb-dc-should-refund-fans-for-falsely-advertising-scenes-that-weren-t-in-the-final-product'>https://www.change.org/p/us-government-wb-dc-should-refund-fans-for-falsely-advertising-scenes-that-weren-t-in-the-final-product</a></p>
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I feel like I don't need to see the movie now, having got the whole story from the trailer.</p></blockquote>
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<p>shame you didn't give me just 1c each time you offered your opinion....</p>
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<p>I didn't bring it up, just offered my 2<strong> cents for the millionth time.</strong></p>
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<p>You'd be well on your way to having enough for a 50 cent mixture from the dairy if I did.</p>
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<p>A documentary about backyard brawling in Florida. Guy runs a fight company in his backyard with a few characters who dream of getting into the MMA. Sad in a lot of ways especially the meeting they have where the big boss dada 5000 just spouts a lot of cliches and all the guys just nod in approval. Education in the US seems to really be failing a lot of people. </p> -
<p><em>The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty</em></p>
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<p>Family movie night on Saturday, and the kids have already seen anything animated worth watching. As Little Miss the Aussie is only 8, Batman vs Superman was off the table.</p>
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<p>So we saw this instead, and I regret none of it.</p>
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<p>What a fucking excellent film. What a wonderful statement to a guy like me, in his 40s now, and wondering what the fuck he's doing with his life. </p>
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<p>Loved the scenery. The acting was great. The zone-out scenes were funny as, and the whole family loved it.</p>
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<p>5 out of 5 middle-aged men who woke up to the banality of their lives and did something about it.</p> -
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<p>Ghostbusters: Apparently this was supposed to be the worst thing to happen to movies ever, EVER! Meh, some people are just fucking stupid. It was a decent movie, pretty funny in parts and probably easily the best of the 80s/90s remakes of the past few years.</p>
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<p>'Girl' Ghostbusters actually work and Chris Hemsworth is quite funny as the himbo.</p>
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<p>Boy was sick at school. Picked him up early from work - saved me from a 3-hour bullshit session on Mission and Purpose :good: - and decided, as I had a bit of Google Credit, we were overdue for Batman vs Superman via ChromeCast.</p>
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<p>Unlike MN5, I like the superhero movies because as a kid I wanted to see them done right, and all we got was shite.</p>
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<p>I really enjoyed this. It was a little dreary in parts as Snyder tried to set up the imagery and do flashbacks and shit, but overall it was exactly what I expected: shit blowing up and overpowered mofos smashing the shit out of each other.</p>
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<p>I liked Affleck's Batman. I thought he did the drunken playboy/remorseless prick balance very well.</p>
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<p>3.5 out of 5 tortured rich orphans.</p>
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Ghostbusters: Apparently this was supposed to be the worst thing to happen to movies ever, EVER! Meh, some people are just fucking stupid. It was a decent movie, pretty funny in parts and probably easily the best of the 80s/90s remakes of the past few years.<br><br>
'Girl' Ghostbusters actually work and Chris Hemsworth is quite funny as the himbo.<br><br>
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<p><strong>Were you castrated before or after you went to see it?</strong><br><br>
In all seriousness it might be a decent film, but rebooting Ghostbusters as a chick flick has to be one of the most retarded ideas in motion picture history.</p>
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<p>I'm not a <span style="color:rgb(40,40,40);font-family:helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">misogynist crybaby, have a fully functioning pecker, and I chose to go see it.</span></p>
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<p>The fact that it was only $10 and that contributes to just under a 1/4 of a free ticket with my Event points may have had something to do with it.</p>
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<p>FYI - it wasn't rebooted as a chick flick, it was rebooted as a comedy with chicks in the lead - and those blokes you loved in the original were all behind it, the surviving ones all had cameos. </p>
