Black Caps v Australia

BerniesCorner

This game will be over in 3 days.
Love the Black Caps but this is a rudderless ship

Gunner

Well, I should be happy I suppose.

I expected to turn the TV to see us 30/3.

Only we could let Aussie off the hook like this. And 39 extras, wow!

Cyclops

Is this enough to drop Southee? Abysmal.

Windows97

Well this turned into a nightmare quickly...

Donsteppa

The ultimate in wet bus ticket bowling from Timmy and friends.

Rapido

I wonder if a team has ever had a worse first session of a day in the 150 years of test history?

9 down over night, 100 for zip next morning. I'd doubt that could be beaten. Would be interesting to see if any have been worse.

Rapido

@BerniesCorner said in Black Caps v Australia:

This game will be over in 3 days.
Love the Black Caps but this is a rudderless ship

Yeah. It will be a procession from here.

Kiwi cricketers crumble at the sight of a baggy green cap

Chris

Just pick a bowling machine for Southee at least you can ramp the pace up and it is accurate.
Still swings the ball both ways as well.

nzzp

nah, it's just taken the NZ Win off the table.

Draw this one, go to CHC, burgle it - and get the 1-0 victory. ANything but 2-0 is a loss for Australia to be frank ... so many WTC points riding on these 2 test series.

Southee's had to go for a while, but they made him Captain. WOR has bowled way better; we needed to be investing in others before today. I am quite frustrated at NZ Cricket right now

Rapido

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MN5

@nzzp said in Black Caps v Australia:

nah, it's just taken the NZ Win off the table.

Draw this one, go to CHC, burgle it - and get the 1-0 victory. ANything but 2-0 is a loss for Australia to be frank ... so many WTC points riding on these 2 test series.

Southee's had to go for a while, but they made him Captain. WOR has bowled way better; we needed to be investing in others before today. I am quite frustrated at NZ Cricket right now

Is Southee being retained for his ‘experience’ on top of being captain ?

With Wags, Boult and KJ all gone for various reasons that seems the only logical explanation to me.

No Quarter

Man we are missing Kyle

nzzp

Well, now we're just taking time out of the test. I loved our bowling economy yesterday - runs were hard to come by.

Only got to bat two days right?

No Quarter

Henry our best by a mile, well deserved 5

NTA

Didn't make 400. Fail.

nzzp

@NTA said in Black Caps v Australia:

Didn't make 400. Fail.

Hopefully this means the pitch is a road.

mariner4life

McGrath and Gillespie is still way more embarrassing but that was absolutely putrid this morning.

I'll be astounded if we score 500 runs total, so Aus only need 120 more to win

nzzp

@mariner4life said in Black Caps v Australia:

I'll be astounded if we score 500 runs total,

we'll get there. I'm quietly confident.

Kane 100x2
Dazz a lazy hundy
and then you only need 200 runs from 16 innings.

Simple!

NTA

Three overs completed without losing a wicket.

Advantage: New Zealand.

NTA

That won't help

The Silver Fern

Black Caps v Australia