Bad/Lame Jokes

[Victor Meldrew]

@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I've just downloaded the whole of the Titanic soundtrack.

It's synching right now.

Well, that's fucked up my plans to post this from my FB feed....

[Windows97]

A duck walks into a bar and shouts everyone a round.

"Put it on my bill" he said.

[booboo]

A dung beetle walks into a bar, asks "is this stool taken?"

[Victor Meldrew]

[Bones]

[Victor Meldrew]

I am a tutor and private teacher of tautology.

[MiketheSnow]

[Bones]

[Bones]

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/Gdap3BzUCy8Qk5X8

Steven Seagull

[MiketheSnow]

[MN5]

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

[Bovidae]

@Victor-Meldrew I posted that in the Memes thread a year or so back.

Anyway...

[Victor Meldrew]

@Bovidae said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Victor-Meldrew I posted that in the Memes thread a year or so back.

There's probably a good quip there about @MN5 and his re-posting amnesia, but I really can't quite frame it...

[MN5]

@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bovidae said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Victor-Meldrew I posted that in the Memes thread a year or so back.

There's probably a good quip there about @MN5 and his re-posting amnesia, but I really can't quite frame it...

Always good to relive them in case they were missed first time.

[No Quarter]

A truck carrying Vicks Vapor Rub overturned on the highway. But amazingly traffic was fine. No congestion for 6-8 hours.

[No Quarter]

[antipodean]

[nostrildamus]

@Frank said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around.”

She wasn't much fun when she was less round either...