Bad/Lame Jokes

[MN5]

@Tim said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

This is a thread for jokes, not creepy confessions.

[Kruse]

Upon arriving in the US, last Sunday evening, literally the first song I heard when I relaxed and sat down at a bar in SEA-TAC - was... How Bizarre.
Mind.fuck.

[MN5]

I’d like to take this opportunity to publicly thank the Bank for my home loan, my personal loan, my second mortgage, my overdraft and credit cards.
I don’t know how I can ever repay you!

[MN5]

I had to go to the doctors today. I told him I had tinnitus in my left ear. He asked me if I was sure. I said yes, I'm definite.

[Dodge]

[Bones]

@Dodge wrong thread!

[No Quarter]

Cricket on the radio? I just can't see the appeal..

[MN5]

@No-Quarter said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Cricket on the radio? I just can't see the appeal..

That made me laugh way more than a crap joke like that should have.

( which is the point of this thread I guess )

[No Quarter]

My friend got jailed for streaking recently.

He can't bare it any more.

[Victor Meldrew]

@mikedogz said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

How Bizarre - Wikipedia

Did you know OMC were the predecessor band to Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark?

[Nevorian]

[MiketheSnow]

[scribe]

Jeez Mike …
[shakes head slowly]

[reprobate]

@MiketheSnow surely Instant.

[MiketheSnow]

@reprobate said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MiketheSnow surely Instant.

That’s his sister

[MiketheSnow]

[Windows97]

I was washing my car with my Son the other day, and he turns to me an says "Dad, can we please just use a sponge?"

[MiketheSnow]

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[Victor Meldrew]