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    @Dodge wrong thread!

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    Cricket on the radio? I just can't see the appeal..

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    @No-Quarter said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    Cricket on the radio? I just can't see the appeal..

    That made me laugh way more than a crap joke like that should have.

    ( which is the point of this thread I guess )

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    My friend got jailed for streaking recently.

    He can't bare it any more.

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    @mikedogz said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

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    Did you know OMC were the predecessor band to Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark?

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    Jeez Mike …
    [shakes head slowly]

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    @MiketheSnow surely Instant.

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    @reprobate said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @MiketheSnow surely Instant.

    That’s his sister

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    I was washing my car with my Son the other day, and he turns to me an says "Dad, can we please just use a sponge?"

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    @MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

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    They need to bend their ways

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    I told a joke on a Zoom Meeting and no-one laughed…It turns out I'm not remotely funny.

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    My wife said to me yesterday "I already have 14 good reasons to leave you, and now you have an annoying obsession with Wimbledon"

    I said "that's 15, love"

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